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==ShadowRock==
Er, also known as General_Coolio.

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Well, hi.  This is me.  I've been an avid player of TF2 since a couple months after it came out, and I've finally decided I would try to give back a little to the community.
I might not necessarily be an insider, but I know my stuff, and if I don't I learn it as soon as possible.


==UserBoxes==

{{User Hats
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}} {{User FPS}} 
{{User Steam}} {{User Pyro}} 
{{User Grizzled Veteran
|date=12/26/2007
|class=pyro}} {{User Portal2}}
{{User Orange Box}} {{User Portal}}
{{User HL2}}

==Hats==

{{User_hat_checklist
|gibus=yes
|halloween=yes
|cheater's lament=yes
|parasite=yes
|goggles=yes
|hound dog=yes
|rubber glove=yes
|texas slims dome shine=yes
|badge=grizzled veteran
|camera beard=had
|trophy belt=want
}}

==Weapons==

{{Template:User_weapon_checklist
|lugermorph=no
|crit-a-cola=no
|shortstop=no
|mad milk=no
|holy mackerel=no
|black box=no
|battalion's backup=no
|degreaser=no
|powerjack=no
|gru=no
|vita-saw=no
|sydney sleeper=no
|bushwacka=no
|big kill=no
|l'etranger=no
|your eternal reward=no
}}


==Me Being A Terrible Person==
I secondhand stole this little table, but I really really like it.  Sorry.

{| class="wikitable grid" align="center" style="text-align:center"
! class="header" | Class
! class="header" | [[Primary]]
! class="header" | [[Secondary]]
! class="header" | [[Melee]]
! class="header" | [[Hat]]
! class="header" | Reasoning
|-
! [[File:Scoutava.jpg|64px|link=Scout]] <br/> '''[[Scout|Lanky, Runny Thing]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Force-A-Nature|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[The Vintage Force-A-Nature]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Bonk|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Bonk! Atomic Punch]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Sandman|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[The Vintage Sandman]]'''
| 
| Yea, I don't play scout if I am sane.  It's my worst class.  It's play scout sometimes on that Orange X map, but after the Pain Train came out, I pretty much just stuck to rocket jumping onto the point and using the 2X capture, rather than getting shot to death half-way there.
|-
! [[File:Soldierava.jpg|64px|link=Soldier]] <br/> '''[[Soldier|Rocket Man]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Direct Hit|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[The Vintage Direct Hit]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Gunboats|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Vintage Gunboats]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Equalizer|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Vintage Equalizer]]'''
| [[Image:Backpack Ghastly Gibus.png|64px|link=Ghastly Gibus]] <br/> '''[[Ghastly Gibus]]'''
| Sometimes I miss the splash damage, but the direct hit is superb if you have a terrible habit of running into enemy fire until you're point-blank.  I'll tend to switch gunboats and shotgun a lot dependant on whether I have to get to a tower or not.  If it's really close, I can just take out a close enemy.  If I've got to run around a lot, I'll use the shotgun as a backup.  Equalizer is simply quick caps.
|-
! [[File:Pyroava.jpg|64px|link=Pyro]] <br/> '''[[Pyro|Myyyrrpphhrr]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Backburner|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[The Vintage Backburner]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Shotgun|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Shotgun]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Homewrecker|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[The Vintage Homewrecker]]'''
| [[Image:Respectless Rubber Glove.png|64px|link=Respectless Rubber Glove]] <br/> '''[[Respectless Rubber Glove]]'''
| Pyro is by-far my favourite class.  All I have to do is run back and forth, flinging my flames wherever they shall travel.   Nobody ever makes it past my flame.  A lot of maps I play on tend to have me running around players rather than facing them, so it's easier for me to get a quick crit from a lucky angle than it is reflecting a rocket.  The homewrecker is great for removing sappers, which is really all I use it for.  The glove is just good fashion sense.
|-
! [[File:Demomanava.jpg|64px|link=Demoman]] <br/> '''[[Demoman|Patchy the Pirate]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Grenade Launcher|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Grenade Launcher]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Stickybomb Launcher|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Stickybomb Launcher]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Bottle|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Bottle]]'''
| [[Image:Backpack Ghastly Gibus.png|75px|link=Ghastly Gibus]] <br/> '''[[Ghastly Gibus]]'''
| I play Demoman so rarely I don't think it's even worth it to comment on this class.  
|-
! [[File:Heavyava.jpg|64px|link=Heavy]] <br/> '''[[Heavy|Boomer]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Natascha|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Natascha]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Dalokohs Bar|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Dalokohs Bar]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Fists|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Fists]]'''
| [[Image:Backpack Hound Dog.png|64px|link=Hound Dog]] <br/> '''[[Hound Dog]]'''
| I like switching between Natascha and the Sasha, but I love the Dalokohs Bar in lieu of the Sandvich.  I can always eat the bar in spawn for a boost, and then by the time I've been maimed I'll be ready to eat it again.  I forget what I use for fists.
|-
! [[File:Engineerava.jpg|64px|link=Engineer]] <br/> '''[[Engineer|Hard Hat]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Shotgun|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Shotgun]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Wrangler|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Wrangler]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Wrench|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Wrench|Community Wrench]]'''
| [[Image:Backpack Texas Ten Gallon.png|64px|link=Texas Ten Gallon]] <br/> '''[[Texas Ten Gallon]]'''
| ...
|-
! [[File:Medicava.jpg|64px|link=Medic]] <br/> '''[[Medic|Medic]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Syringe Gun|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Syringe Gun]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Medigun|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Medigun]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Ubersaw|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Ubersaw]]'''
| [[Image:Backpack Prussian Pickelhaube.png|64px|link=Prussian Pickelhaube]] <br/> '''[[Prussian Pickelhaube]]'''
| ...
|-
! [[File:Sniperava.jpg|64px|link=Sniper]] <br/> '''[[Sniper|Sniper]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Huntsman|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Huntsman]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Jarate|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Jarate]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Tribalman's Shiv|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Tribalman's Shiv]]'''
| [[Image:Backpack Noble Amassment of Hats.png|64px|link=Noble Amassment of Hats]] <br/> '''[[Noble Amassment of Hats]]'''
| ...!
|-
! [[File:Spyava.jpg|64px|link=Spy]] <br/> '''[[Spy|Spy]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Revolver|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Revolver]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Cloak and Dagger|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Cloak and Dagger]]'''
| {{Icon weapon|weapon=Knife|icon-size=64x64px}} <br/> '''[[Knife]]'''
| [[Image:Backpack Frenchman's Beret.png|64px|link=Frenchman's Beret]] <br/> '''[[Frenchman's Beret]]'''
| ...
|}
{{User guilty as charged}}



I believe that's about it, until I can think of something else or at least learn how to do more stuff wiki-wise.