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|release_date=July 30, 2012
|length=0:50
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== Video transcript ==
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[''Cut to a [[BLU]] [[Pyro]] firing a blast of flame from its [[Flamethrower]]. The Pyro thrusts its weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards it from off screen'']. 

[''Cut to a [[Scout]] getting hit by a train.'']

'''Scout''':"BWAAAH!

["Meet the [[Soldier]]" text appears.]

[''Cut to the Soldier, drilling what appears to be a line of recruits''.]

'''Soldier''': "'If boolet is sure to result in DED, then you must use more boolet!' [[Archimedes]] said that, and I'd say he's a ''little'' more [''He pokes a recruits' helmet''] gay than ''you'', pal, because he's a bird! And birds crap on every single animal on Earth!"

[''[[The Art of War (Soundtrack)|The Art of War]] plays]

[''Cut to the Soldier holding his [[Shovel]] and screaming.'']

[''The Soldier suddenly freezes, holding his scream, and then has an obese mother exception.'']

[''Cut back to the Soldier's drill.  Music pauses.'']

[''The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.'']

'''Soldier''': "Then, he used his crap to fight Sun Tzu in the Ring of Honor! And then he beat the crap out of Sun Tzu, and then he perfected crapping so that no living bird could crap. Then he used his crap money to buy a boat, and then he beat the crap out of said boat!"

'''Soldier''': [''Laughs to himself''] "And from that day forward any time a bunch of birds try to crap on my boat, I say 'Fuff you, birds!!'"

<nowiki>*</nowiki>everything from this point on is an accidental leak*
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==Notes==
*The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the ''Meet the Team'' videos. 

*The [[Soldier]]'s helmet appears to have a slight dent in it which is visible when he is talking to the heads on the fence, as in [[Meet the Soldier]].

*Sun Tzu was an honorific title bestowed upon {{W|Sun Tzu|Sūn Wǔ}} (c. 544 BC–496 BC), the author of ''{{w|The Art of War}}'', an immensely influential ancient Chinese book on military strategy. 
**The quote the Soldier recites at the beginning of the video is a corruption of a quote from from chapter 10 of ''The Art of War''. 

*The video uses the same version of [[Granary]] Meet the Soldier does.

*After 0:50 is an accidental video leak for two future Meet the Team videos, "Meet the Turret" and "Meet the Pornograsentry."

*The repetitive mention of Archimedes defecating is a reference to how common bird poop is.

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