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{{DISPLAYTITLE:OluapPlayer}}
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{{User infobox
| title = OluapPlayer
| infoboxcolour =
| image = User OluapPlayer Image.png
| icon = [[File:Item icon Pain Train.png|40px]]

| type = King of the Wiki
| gender = Male
| health = 150 <br> 0 <small> when dead </small>
| speed = '''70%'''
| birthplace = Brazil
| language = Brazilian portuguese
| age = 22

| favmap = Gravel Pit, Turbine
| favclass = Pyro
| favweap = Shotgun
| favhat = Wiki Cap

| site = http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page
| steampage = http://steamcommunity.com/id/oluapplayer 
| email = None of your damn business
| skype = N/A
| googletalk = N/A
}}

{{Quotation|'''[[User:Firestorm|Firestorm]]'''|When I think of OluapPlayer, I immediately think of diks}}

I'm '''OluapPlayer'''. Remember when I used to edit here? Yeah, me neither.

== About me ==

I am big, shiny and very handsome. My main class is the Pyro, but I can also play Medic, Soldier and a little Demoman. I tried to main Engineer but failed miserably because I can't deal with Spies.

I playtested and suggested changes to the [[June 3, 2011 Patch]], and I still disapprove of the Frying Pan having the Bottle's taunt. i-ghost is a wiener. I am also the creator of the [[Bots|bot]] names "Companion Cube" and "Gentlemanne of Leisure". So when they kill you, you can blame me.

I live happily in Wikiland along with my baby team [[User:WindPower|WindPoot]], [[User:i-ghost|i-phantom]], [[User:Lagg|Seeman]], [[User:Benjamuffin|Benjamoo]], [[User:Moussekateer|Moussepoot]], [[User:EpicEric|Pootic Wootic]], [[User:RJackson|Juggernaut]], [[User:Pilk|Milk Chocolate Pilk]] and [[User:real_alien|fake_alien]].

== Custom MvM Missions ==

I learned how to make these!

[[User:OluapPlayer/MvM|Check here]].

== Absolutely Disgusting ==

<pre>
[17:55] <RJackson> OluapPlayer:  Eat my love.
</pre>

<pre>
[14:53] <WindPower> Yessss, hadouken me harder :3
</pre>

<pre>
[21:51] <+OluapPlayer> I changed the map on the Wiki server to Item Test once
[21:51] <+OluapPlayer> It was fun
[21:51] <Fendermcbender> this is why Oluap is credit to team
</pre>

<pre>
[15:37] <Benjamoose> I go away from the IRC for a few minutes, I come back and Tturbo is talking about rape
[15:37] <Benjamoose> I love you gais...
</pre>

<pre>
(Block log); 21:22 . . RJackson (Talk | contribs | block) blocked RJackson (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 minute (account creation disabled) (Eat it, GenCoolio.)
</pre>

<pre>
[20:39] <GenCoolio> I'm a little afraid of penises
[20:40] <GenCoolio> excpt for mine
[20:40] <GenCoolio> I like mine
</pre>

<pre>
[23:09] <+Pilk> Wind is always hot, moist, naked and waiting
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<pre>
[18:09] <+OluapPlayer> Gaben is like a teddy bear
[18:09] <+RJackson> OluapPlayer: Omg.
[18:09] <+OluapPlayer> A really big one
[18:09] <+RJackson> OluapPlayer: You are a GENIUS
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[22:22] <@Spacenet> [RC] - Template:User ARG Potatoes by Mainman - http://j.mp/h18x6F (+192) (This is the correct number of potatoes. And no, OluapPlayer, I'm not secretly a member of VALVe.) (01:22:33) [Via Dyne]
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[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> THAT TINY ICON
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> MAKES EVERYTHING BAD
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> BAAAAAD
[16:03] <+Epic_Eric> Seriously, it just falls apart when I enlarge it
[16:03] <+OluapPlayer> >:C
[16:03] <maggosh> So damn hot here...
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> I'll show you how it looks like with the icon
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> So damn cold here
[16:04] <+OluapPlayer> Show it pictures of naked Wiki ladies
[16:04] <+OluapPlayer> It will enlarge
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> ERECTING
[16:04] <+Epic_Eric> A DISPENSER
[16:04] <RJackson> I actually spat-laughed from that
[16:04] <RJackson> sprayed mah monitor.
[16:04] <RJackson> you slag.
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<pre>
[10:58] <+OluapPlayer> Mamma
[10:58]  * OluapPlayer hugs Pilk
[10:58]  * Pilk feeds OluapPlayer some breast-pilk
</pre>

<pre>
[21:46] <Epic_Eric> Say that again
[21:46] <OluapPlayer> that again
[21:46] <Epic_Eric> Thanks
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<pre>
[22:55] <Esky> "Secret recipe"? "Original"? Are you people going to start discussing KFC now?
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<pre>
[20:06] <Terabyte> selling attendant, also cocks
[20:06] <OluapPlayer> You're selling cocks?
[20:06] <OluapPlayer> How does that work?
[20:07] <Terabyte> apparently
[20:07] <Terabyte> chickens are cheap
[20:07] <Terabyte> dirty wikied little minds.
[20:07] <OluapPlayer> I'll get Moussekateer a cock
[20:07] <OluapPlayer> He's in need of one
[20:07] <OluapPlayer> asdfasdfasfd
[20:08] <+Moussekateer> OluapPlayer: wat
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[11:11] <Benjamoose> THE GREAT PAULO
[11:11] <Benjamoose> And his dog betsy
[11:11] <Lexar> no, and his benjamoose
[11:11] <Lexar> not dog
[11:12] <OluapWorker> Paulo, riding his elegant Benjamoose, stick jumps his way to save Milk Chocolate Pilk from the hands of the evil Senõr Laggesto
[11:12] <OluapWorker> I call film
[11:12] <Lexar> i stole your interwebs pilk!
[11:13] * Pilk sobs
[11:13] <+Pilk> Thank you for saving my life Paulo
[11:13] <+Pilk> How can I ever repay you?
[11:13] <Lexar> Pilk: laggesto was drunk on his flask i made him ;)
[11:13] <Benjamoose> "Paulo, riding his elegant Benjamoose"
[11:13] <OluapWorker> Buttsecks
[11:13] <Benjamoose> Possible porno?
[11:13] <Benjamoose> Oh lawd
[11:13] <OluapWorker> Quite possibly
[11:13] * Pilk bends over
[11:13] <MrMagoolachub> now we getting raunchy
[11:13] * Lexar turns and runs
[11:13] <+Pilk> GLORIOUS
[11:14] <Benjamoose> I'll buy it when it comes out on Blu-Ray
[11:14] <Benjamoose> For the HD
[11:14] <Benjamoose> *licks lips*
[11:15] * Pilk licks Benjamoose's lips too
[11:15] <OluapWorker> Oh god
[11:16] <Warlike> the fuck?
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==The Sensational Seven==
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==Wikichievements==
{{Award Wikichievement
| wikichievement = Videographer
| from           = [[User:WindPower|Wind]]
| reason         = For being a good video pooter
}}
{{Award Wikichievement
| wikichievement = Bloody Merry
| from           = [[User:EpicEric|Epic Eric]]
| reason         = You defy the laws of work and say funny stuph in the IRC. Also you make my day. :D
}}

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