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"Boom! I'm back, dummy!"
==The Editor Formerly Known as 'Balphezar'==

Yeah, I got sick of the confusion, so I created a new account with the name people recognize better. :3

Also, Bonk! Atomic Punch is legitimately useful, and I will Bat anyone who disagrees.

==About Me==
Well hey there, you've found me! My name's MistahFixIt. I'm not a mod or an admin, but I am here fairly regularly, and I'm usually one of the first people to update the site when a major TF2 development occurs. I also try to act as the 'mouthpiece' of the Wiki while on the Steam Groups and Steam-Powered User Forums, so people know what's going on with TF2 Wiki 'behind the scenes', so to speak.

And yes, the number one question I get asked is ''"Why does TF2 Wiki have so many %&@$ ads?"'' Short answer: We don't know.

==Other Wikis I Edit==
I encourage you to go visit them, as I'm sure they'd appreciate the extra help.

*[http://oblivion.wikia.com/ OblivioWiki]
*[http://mirrorsedge.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror%27s_Edge_Wiki Mirror's Edge English Wiki]
*[http://www.tf2wiki.net Team Fortress 2 Wiki]

==Where I Get My Info==
This information just doesn't pop out of the air, after all. Other wikis, through their tireless research, provide me with information that I can use for all sorts of purposes. The most important is, of course, [http://www.wikipedia.org Wikipedia]. A endless pool of information for any and every subject, it is a great starting point for research. For comic book related material, there's no place better than the [http://en.marveldatabase.com Marvel] and [http://en.dcdatabaseproject.com DC] database projects.

For Team Fortress 2, I do all of my research myself, through my extensive play of the game, both on Xbox 360 console and now on the computer.

==How to Find Me!==
*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/mistahfixit Steam Community Profile] - Accept No Substitutes
*[http://www.tf2items.com/id/mistahfixit My TF2 Backpack] - Home of the Sparkly Wrench
*[http://www.fpsbanana.com/members/646256 My FPSBanana Page] - Where You Can Find My Slackjaw Attempts at Skinning

*[[User:MistahFixIt/Achievements|My Achievement Tables]]

==Preferred loadouts==
{| class="wikitable grid" align="center" style="text-align:center"
! class="header" | Class
! class="header" | [[Primary]]
! class="header" | [[Secondary]]
! class="header" | [[Melee|Tertiary/Melee]]
! class="header" | [[Hat]]
! class="header" | Reasoning
|-
! [[Image:TF2ScoutEmblem.png|85px|link=Scout]] <br/><small>[[Scout]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_force_a_nature.png|90px|link=Force-a-Nature]]<br><small>'''[[Force-a-Nature]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_bonk.png|90px|link=Bonk! Atomic Punch]]<br><small>'''[[Bonk! Atomic Punch]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_bat.png|90px|link=Bat]]<br><small>'''[[Bat]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Bakerboy.png|90px|link=Ye olde baker boy]]<br><small>'''[[Ye olde baker boy]]'''</small>
| ''"I prefer to use the Scout's speed and agility to snipe or heckle high-priority targets like [[Medic]]s, rather than engage in protracted shotgun duels. Also, I keep Bonk! handy to distract or bypass any [[Sentry gun]]s that might get in my way. I also don't much like using [[The Sandman]]; I like to have as much of my HP available as possible."''
|-
! [[Image:Soldieremblem.PNG|85px|link=Soldier]]<br/><small>[[Soldier]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_direct_hit.png|90px|link=Direct hit]]<br><small>'''[[Direct hit]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_buff_banner.png|90px|link=Buff banner]]<br><small>'''[[Buff banner]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_equalizer.png|90px|link=Equalizer]]<br><small>'''[[Equalizer]]'''</small>
|
| ''"In truth, I prefer the [[rocket launcher]], but I'm currently using the Direct hit as a self-imposed nerf, in order to train myself to spam less. As for the Buff Banner, I find I don't use the [[shotgun]] much anyways, and since I like to play the Support role more than the Offense role in most cases, the Buff Banner seems almost tailor-made for me. As for the Equalizer, well... there really isn't much reason NOT to use it at the moment."''
|-
! [[Image:TF2PyroEmblem.png|85px|link=Pyro]]<br/><small>[[Pyro]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_flamethrower.png|90px|link=Flamethrower]]<br><small>'''[[Flamethrower]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_flare_gun.png|90px|link=Flare gun]]<br><small>'''[[Flare gun]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_homewrecker.png|90px|link=Homewrecker]]<br><small>'''[[Homewrecker]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Pyrochicken.png|90px|link=Respectless rubber glove]]<br><small>'''[[Respectless rubber glove]]'''</small>
| ''"The Pyro's been through the wringer the last few days, but he/she/it still remains one of my favourite classes. The only class I know of that incites more paranoia is the [[Spy]]. Even with the recent nerfs (and then... well not really buffs; more like de-nerfs) I remain loyal to the Flamethrower. The Flare Gun was always fun for me to use, especially on them damned-irritating Scouts. And I love the Homewrecker cuz... well, it's a sledgehammer. That's badass. "''
|-
! [[Image:TF2DemomanEmblem2.png|50px|link=Demoman]]<br/><small>[[Demoman]] (Defensive)</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_grenadelauncher.png|50px|link=Grenade launcher]]<br><small>'''[[Grenade launcher]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_scottish_resistance.png|50px|link=Scottish Resistance]]<br><small>'''[[Scottish Resistance]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_bottle.png|50px|link=Bottle]]<br><small>'''[[Bottle]]'''</small>
|
| ''"Demoman is the one class I have two completely different loadouts that I switch between from round-to-round, or even between one spawn and the next. When I play defensively, I elect for the selective-detonation versatility that the Sco-Res affords. I almost never use stickybombs offensively; I'm not trying to say doing so is wrong, only that I prefer not to."''
|-
! [[Image:TF2DemomanEmblem2.png|50px|link=Demoman]]<br/><small>[[Demoman]] (Offensive)</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_grenadelauncher.png|50px|link=Grenade launcher]]<br><small>'''[[Grenade launcher]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_chargin_targe.png|50px|link=Chargin' Targe]]<br><small>'''[[Chargin' Targe]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_eyelander.png|50px|link=Eyelander]]<br><small>'''[[Eyelander]]'''</small>
|
| ''"Inversely, when I'm playing offensively, I will use the grenade launcher, almost to the exclusion of anything else. Hence, I will usually strap on the 'Sword n' Board' to supplement my aggressive offence style."''
|-
! [[Image:TF2HeavyEmblem.png|85px|link=Heavy]]<br/><small>[[Heavy]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_natascha.png|90px|link=Natascha]]<br><small>'''[[Natascha]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_shotgun.png|90px|link=shotgun]]<br><small>'''[[Shotgun]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_fists.png|90px|link=Fists]]<br><small>'''[[Fists]]'''</small>
|
| ''"Anyone who knows me, and has played against me in-game knows that Scouts and Targelander Demomen are the bane of my existence as a Heavy. So I will almost always have Natascha in my arsenal, with her magical boolets made of cold molasses. Normally I will keep the shotgun, unless I'm playing exclusively defense or exclusively offence, in which case I will switch to the [[Sandvich]] or [[Dalokohs bar]], respectively. I don't use melee weapons much, so I keep the Fists out for their marginally-faster swing rate."''
|-
! [[Image:TF2EngineerEmblem.png|85px|link=Engineer]]<br/><small>[[Engineer]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_shotgun.png|90px|link=shotgun]]<br><small>'''[[Shotgun]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_pistol.png|90px|link=Pistol]]<br><small>'''[[Pistol]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_wrench.png|90px|link=Community weapons]]<br><small>'''[[Community weapons|Community Wrench]]'''</small>
| [[Image:mininghatlarge.png|90px|link=Mining light]]<br><small>'''[[Mining light]]'''</small>
| ''"Yeeeah, there's not much here, is there? Well, we'll see how that changes when the Engineer Update comes out."''
|-
! [[Image:TF2MedicEmblem.png|85px|link=Medic]]<br/><small>[[Medic]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_syringegun.png|90px|link=Syringe gun]]<br><small>'''[[Syringe gun]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_medigun.png|90px|link=Medigun]]<br><small>'''[[Medigun]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_ubersaw.png|90px|link=Ubersaw]]<br><small>'''[[Ubersaw]]'''</small>
|
| ''"'The Medic who fights and runs away, lives to charge another day.' These are the words I live by as a Medic, and to that end, I prefer the increased passive healing using the Syringe Gun, than the accuracy-dependent healing of the [[Blutsauger]]. Yeah, it makes me weaker in combat, but I'd rather run than fight. I switch frequently between the Medigun and the [[Kritzkrieg]], but I default to the Medigun in most situations. And I keep using the ubersaw, even though I rarely get into melee fights as a Medic."''
|-
! [[Image:Sniperemblem.PNG|85px|link=Sniper]]<br/><small>[[Sniper]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_huntsman.png|90px|link=Huntsman]]<br><small>'''[[Huntsman]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_smg.png|90px|link=Submachine gun]]<br><small>'''[[Submachine gun|S.M.G.]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_kukri.png|90px|link=Kukri]]<br><small>'''[[Kukri]]'''</small>
|
| ''"I tell you this here and now, with no small measure of humility: I am a terrible Sniper. Which is probably evident in my preference of the Huntsman over the true [[Sniper rifle]]. If I choose to use [[Jarate]], it will often be in conjunction with the Sniper rifle, but only because I can't use it and the SMG together. Kukri is also mandatory, as Sniper has no melee unlockables."''
|-
! [[Image:Spyemblem.PNG|85px|link=Spy]]<br/><small>[[Spy]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_revolver.png|90px|link=Revolver]]<br><small>'''[[Revolver]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_dead_ringer.png|90px|link=Dead Ringer]]<br><small>'''[[Dead Ringer]]'''<br> [[PDA|(P.D.A. Slot)]]</small>
| [[Image:Backpack_knife.png|90px|link=Knife]]<br><small>'''[[Knife]]'''</small>
| [[Image:Spyisawesome.png|90px|link=Backbiter's billycock]]<br><small>'''[[Backbiter's billycock]]'''</small>
| ''"Yes I know, the watch is in the wrong inventory category, but really, I didn't want to mess up my table for just ONE item. Anyway, I used to use the [[Ambassador]] in conjunction with the [[Cloak and Dagger]], to become a 'Behind Enemy Lines Pseudo-Snper', but then I decided to switch to the Dead Ringer, just for a laugh. I'm finding it's a lot more fun to use than I remember."''
|}

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