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{{DISPLAYTITLE: The Ginger Formerly Known As Triscuitable's Profile}}

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|style="width:11%" | [[Image:User_Triscuitable_portalicon.png | x52px | link=http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/User:Triscuitable | My Portal Wiki Profile]]
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Speech voice.png | x52px | link=User_talk:Triscuitable | Talk]]
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Sharpenedvolcanofragment.png | x52px | link=Special:Contributions/Triscuitable | Contribs]]
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Buffalo_Steak_Sandvich.png | x52px | link=User:Triscuitable/To Do List | ToDo]]
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Backpack_case_early.png | x52px | link=http://www.tf2items.com/id/Triscuitable | Backpack]]
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Backpack_Lo-Fi_Longwave.png | x52px | link=http://tf2stats.net/player/triscuitable | Stats]]
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|style="width:11%" | [http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/User:Triscuitable My Portal Wiki Profile]
|style="width:11%" | [[User_talk:Triscuitable|My Talk Page]]
|style="width:11%" | [[Special:Contributions/Triscuitable|My Contributions to the Wiki]]
|style="width:11%" | [[User:Triscuitable/To Do List|My Stuff To Do]]
|style="width:11%" | [http://linode.optf2.com/user/Triscuitable My Backpack]
|style="width:11%" | [http://tf2stats.net/player/Triscuitable My Stats]
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{{User infobox
| image=Buffed_red_demoman.jpg
| title= The Scottish Ginger
| gender= Male
| type= Programmer
| age= Somewhere Between 1 and 100
| health='''915''' <small> / {{tooltip|Additional Info|My Birthday}}</small>
| speed='''96%''' <small> / {{tooltip|Additional Info|My Favorite Number, Ironically Reversed.}}</small>
| favclass_us = [[Soldier]] or [[Medic]]
| favweapon_us = [[Crusader's Crossbow]]
| favhat_us = [[Lo-Fi Longwave]]
| steampage = http://steamcommunity.com/id/Triscuitable
}}

== About Me, The Ginger You Likely Don't Know ==

I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) I reside in a home in Lynwood, which is near Seattle, with my parents, as I am currently attending highschool. (Don't judge me!) I have a little sister, two cats, a dog, and I live within biking distance of Valve's main building. I plan on someday honing my skills to a point where I can bake an angel food cake for those guys, and possibly get it featured in one of their games. That's not exactly a great dream, but if I can't get a cake featured in one of their properties, then I'll somehow get hired by them. Also openly asexual. I'm above the closet's doorframe, as I like to call it. I'm not one of those guys. 

I usually play on the SLAG servers, so if you want to join a game with me, hit me up. I play at night though, when my parents are sleeping, so don't be surprised if my mic doesn't happen to be projecting a voice. Besides that, I just finished my Medic and Heavy polycount packs! So now I can support my favorite classes in that way! I'm also a darn good pyro, but that's nothing to be proud of. Oh yeah, and the reason I use that Demo icon? I'm quite the Demoman, plus he's a Scot, plus I'm a Scot, plus I'm Ginger, minus he's not.

{{Quotation|[[User:Triscuitable|Triscuitable]]|No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".}}

== Things For Me To Boast About ==

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 |{{User Lo-Fi Longwave}}{{User Lo-Fi Longwave Number|1829}}
 |{{User Horsemann Headtaker}}{{User Horsemann Head}}
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 |{{User Want Wiki Cap}}{{User Pip-Boy}}
 |{{User Soldier of Fortune}}{{User chrome}}
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 ||{{Userbox
  |border-c = #fFF000
  |border-s = 3
  |id-c     = #FFF000
  |id-s     = 12
  |id-fc    = #111111
  |info-c   = #FF0000
  |info-s   = 8 
  |info-fc  = #000000
  |id       = [[Image:User_Triscuitable_fireicon.gif|68px]]
  |info     = This user is a Ginger, and knows you wish you were one too. 
}}
 |}

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  |id-s     = 12
  |id-fc    = #000000
  |info-c   = #87CEFA
  |info-s   = 8 
  |info-fc  = #000000
  |id       = [[Image:User Firestorm Einstein.jpg|68px]]
  |info     = This user demonstrates some form of intelligence. They are truly a mental savant to be treasured. 
}}
 |}

== Personality ==

I'm not here for the [[Wiki Cap]], I'm here to improve a wiki I've been using for nearly a whole year now. (I think it's been that long, has it?) I don't troll, or flame, or pester or tease, I'm just here to have fun, and possibly brag about how awesome my titles are. Plus, it took me a single day to learn simple Wiki programming code. How about that? (Eh, you likely learned it in an hour. It's nothing for me to be proud of. Alright, maybe I want a Wiki cap badly, but I know begging never got it for anyone. It's like Bungie's Recon armor in Halo 3. And it's true I don't edit for the SOLE purpose of getting the cap. The purpose I edit the Wiki for is for having a great Wiki with great info and great strategies. The cap is in second place, like a bonus. Doesn't mean I won't stop editing if I get it. This Wiki is my go-to place for patch notes!

== Custom Items, Because Valve Won't Listen To My Reccomendations ==

{{Backpack item
| item-name = Big Country
| custom-name = Gingerly Ginger Mullet
| quality = self-made
| item-level = Level 14 Hairstyle
| att-1-positive = +45% human attraction.
| att-2-negative = +30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
| custom-description = Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous.
| width = 25%
| prefix = none
}}


{{Backpack item
| item-name = Shotgun
| custom-name = Johnny's Gun
| quality = self-made
| item-level = Level 34
| att-1-positive = You can communicate in morse code, and slam your head against a beadpost.
| att-2-negative = You can't move. You're basically like that guy from that story where he has no mouth and wants to scream.
| custom-description = It takes your sight, your speech, your hearing, your arms, your legs, and your soul.
| width = 25%
| prefix = none
}}

==Special Thanks to the Community==

* I appreciate the comments from Firestorm and WindPower. Firestorm, I hope that you don't mind if I use that userbox you put there. I like it a bunch. (The Einstein one.)