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Um... I don't even know where to start with you.
I'm just your run of the mill TF2 player from a Northeastern European country that most people probably haven't even heard of.
If you were from where I was from, you'd eat jellied meat and use umlauts in every sentence.

== IRL Hat enthusiasm ==

I own IRL versions of the [[Vintage Tyrolean]], [[Fancy Fedora]], [[Backbiter's Billycock]], [[Gentleman's Gatsby]], [[Soldier's Stash]], [[Handyman's Handle]], [[Stainless Pot]], [[Foster's Facade]], [[Familiar Fez]] and [[Heavy Duty Rag]]. Fear me (and my collection of useless headgear)!

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  |info     = This user is Estonian. Kes siis veel?
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  |info     = This user can't think of cool things to put on his userpage, so he steals them from others!
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  |info     = This user donated to American Red Cross through buying the [[Humanitarian's Hachimaki]]}}

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  |info     = [[Ellis' Cap|<font color="white">Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?<!--You see, {{A-Squared}} and a buddy of theirs named Keith were hanging out one day and saw this sign that said this gun store owner was giving away free hats as part of this promotion for some game or something. Now, at this point in time it is important to note that Keith was carrying a frying pan for reasons that might not make much sense at first, but you'll understand why later. Well as it just so happens, the day prior to that, Keith had managed to inflict first degree burns over ninety percent of his body due to his poor cooking skills. By the way, if anyone ever tells you that flipping bacon is easy, they're lying. Anyways, so Keith had been holding on to that same pan ever since then because every time he moved his hand the skin stretched and started to hurt, so he just figured "Hey, I'll just keep holding on to it, right?" Well as it turns out, it wasn't such a hot idea because... oh wait hold on, I think I hear a Boomer...--></font>]]
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  |info     = This user is a [[Mercenary]]. {{#if: {{{June 06, 2010|}}} | <br>Hire Date: {{{June 06, 2010}}}}}
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