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[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14496276/Acceptance%20Speech.mp3 <nowiki>Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so surgically enhanced! And this Wiki Cap - it's so shiny! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have made daddy promise that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Carnival Cruise and obsess about how great my thighs have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda wrinkly

You know, there are so many back-stabbing Napoleon Complex-suffering studio execs< to thank! First off though, I want to pay off the glorified prostitutes of the Academy, who looked deep within their wallets before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Moses, for being such a powerful force in my kitchen. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you fellow Wiki users, and good night!</nowiki>]

-- [[User:Benjamuffin|<span style="color:#0e5c76;font-size:13px;font-family:'TF2 Build';text-shadow:#e3e3e3 1px 1px 0px;">Benjamoose</span>]] <span style="font-size:10px">[[File:BenjamuffinSig.png|Om nom nom!]] ([[User talk:Benjamuffin|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Benjamuffin|contribs]])</span> 22:00, 20 February 2011 (UTC)

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Disclaimer: This speech was generated by a Oscar speech generator on google... Hur...