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== About ==
[[Image:Sandvichplate.png|476px]]
Technical Writer, Digital Archivist, Sandvich Enthusiast.

== Todo List ==
* Cleanup duty {{c|Ongoing}}
* Complete a reasonably sophisticated and interesting user page {{c|in progress}}
* Become a valuable contributor {{c|in progress}}
* <s>Track down {{citation needed}} links</s> {{c| Update Talk only, ultra-slow turn-around}}
* <s>Weapon Demonstration Project?</s> {{c|No, don't feel like dealing with hl2.exe crashes every twenty minutes}}
* Fix the lack of References on all class hats/items/anything else that are linked without any substantiation. {{c|in progress}}
::'''Embedded links to external websites should not be used as a form of inline citation'''
* Provided additional trivia info for all hats and general revisions (fixes, references, etc) {{c| Done}}, 2010-12-6
:*Engineer
::[[Engineer's Cap]] - Add Kromer Cap info to trivia (such a barren and lonely page) {{c| Done}}
::[[Mining Light]] - Add trivia line about light being visible in shadows/darkness {{c| Done}}
::[[Texas Ten Gallon]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}, References? {{c|Done}}
::[[Hotrod]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Safe'n'Sound]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
:*Scout
::[[Batter's Helmet]] - No additions necessary. {{c|done}}
::[[Bonk Helm]] - Trivia dismissing hat and bonk drink abilities?  Start discussion. {{c|in progress}}
::[[Ye Olde Baker Boy]] - Add embedded link sources to Trivia {{c|done}}
::[[Baseball Bill's Sports Shine]] - Does not cite a specific player.  A reference to either 1.) helmet wax, or 2.) old school hair wax for men. Doubt players care either way.{{c|Done}}
::[[Troublemaker's Tossle Cap]] - Skullie, Skull Cap, Skullie...all reference the same thing presently.  Fix two spelling errors. {{c|Done}}
::[[Whoopee Cap]] - No additions necessary {{c|done}}
::[[Milkman]] - Profession of the 1920's, also delivered sundry food items (explains Holy Mackerel perhaps), joke about "Milkman's Baby" - more Spy-appropriate - reinforces Heavy "tiny baby" stereotype of Scout...nothing worth adding to Trivia that isn't painfully obvious or just boring. {{c|Done}}
::[[Bombing Run]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
:*Soldier
::[[Soldier's Stash]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Tyrant's Helm]] - Add two trivia bits linking horned helmets, Viking cult, teutonic knights and intimidation, etc. {{c|Done}}
::[[Stainless Pot]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Killer's Kabuto]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Sergeant's Drill Hat]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Lumbricus Lid]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Grenadier's Soft Cap]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Chieftain's Challenge]] - Was going to cite trivia from War Bonnet info, but the description already links War Bonnets. {{c|Done}}
::[[Stout Shako]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Dr's Dapper's Topper]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
:*Pyro
::[[Pyro's Beanie]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Brigade Helm]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
:: [[Respectless Rubber Glove]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Triboniophorus Tyrannus]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Vintage Merryweather]] - Added {{Citation needed}} {{c|Done}}
::[[Attendant]] - Updated reference {{c|Done}}
::[[Handyman's Handle]] - Added {{Citation needed}} {{c|Done}}
::[[Napper's Respite]] -  No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Old Guadalajara]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
:*Demoman
::[[Demoman's Fro]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Glengarry Bonnet]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Scotsman's Stove Pipe]] - Added source to trivia entry {{c|Done}}
::[[Hustler's Hallmark]] - No additions necessary, though I strongly disagree with the the trivia alluding to a similarity between a hustler hat and Ramirez's Highlander hat. {{c|Done}}
::[[Tippler's Tricorne]] - Added missing sources, added References section to make more consistent {{c|Done}}
::[[Carouser's Capotain]] - Added a trivia bit {{c|Done}}
::[[Sober Stuntman]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Rimmed Raincatcher]] - Added {{Citation needed}} {{c|Done}}
:*Heavy
::[[Football Helmet]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Officers Ushanka]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Tough Guy's Toque]] - No additions necessary.  A little surprised such a strange hat doesn't have it's own specific name. {{c|Done}}
::[[Hound Dog]] - Mix of citation references and links, converted all to links. {{c|Done}}
::[[Heavy Duty Rag]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Pugilist's Protector]] - No additions necessary. '''Zero Trivia here''' {{c|Done}}
::[[Hard Counter]] - Removed line about hat being "commonly used" which included a superfluous description, fixed a definition {{c|Done}}
::[[Cadaver's Cranium]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Dealer's Visor]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
:*Medic
::[[Prussian Pickelhaube]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Vintage Tyrolean]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Otolaryngologist's Mirror]] - Added sources to Trivia, included References section.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Ze Goggles]] - All links changed to embedded links, removed References section, fixed grammatical and formatting errors.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Gentleman's Gatsby]] - Added embedded links to Trivia (sources), trimmed up sentences for clarity {{c|Done}}
:*Sniper
::[[Trophy Belt]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Professional's Panama]] - Fixed grammar problems, added sources to Trivia {{c|Done}}
::[[Master's Yellow Belt]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Shooter's Sola Topi]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Bloke's Bucket Hat]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Ol' Snaggletooth]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
:*Spy
::[[Fancy Fedora]] - No additions necessary. {{c|Done}}
::[[Backbiter's Billycock]] - Added links to Trivia (sources) {{c|Done}}
::[[Magistrate's Mullet]] - Added links to Trivia (sources) {{c|Done}}
::[[Frenchman's Beret]] - Added links to Trivia (sources) {{c|Done}}
*All Classes
::[[Cheater's Lament]] - Minor grammar fix, citation needed for VAC-banned players receiving hat {{c|Done}}
::[[Ghastly Gibus]] - Added source link for history trivia {{c|Done}}
::[[Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask]] - Removed Lovecraftian reference, removed italics from Scareachievement.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Bill's Hat]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Max's Severed Head]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Modest Pile of Hat]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Noble Amassment of Hats]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Alien Swarm Parasite]] - Italicized Alien film name, removed trivia bit about related achievement{{c|Done}}
::[[Mann Co. Hat]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Ellis' Hat]] - Italicized Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 titles {{c|Done}}
::[[Wiki Cap]] - Fixed capitalization, removed an adjective...me want. {{c|Done}}
::[[Ghastlier Gibus]] - Italicized Team Fortress 2. {{c|Done}}
::[[Horseless Headless Horsmann's Head]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Horrific Headsplitter]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Spine-Chilling Skull]]- No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}
::[[Voodoo Juju]] - Citation needed for historical bit on juju {{c|Done}}
::[[Saxton Hale Mask]] - No additions necessary.  {{c|Done}}

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