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== Merple ==

I'm a wiki noob just messing around and learning how to edit, I play a bit of TF2 from time to time though so hopefully can add something useful :) 

Lately you can usually find me in a pub dueling on [http://www.osfhome.com/ OSF] or [http://thedrunkenbrawl.com/ TDB] or in [http://tf2lobby.com/ Lobby] or a late night double mix.
== Teams ==
* [http://merple.co.uk <nowiki>[TANG]</nowiki>] First, last, always.
* [http://etf2l.org/teams/9303/ nt <nowiki>>]</nowiki>] Pader style lobby stompers
* [http://etf2l.org/teams/11243/ noble nein] {{tooltip|Played in the ETF2L highlander with my buds <3|Knocked out in round 3, top 128 teams}}
* [http://www.ugcleague.com/roster_clan.cfm?clan_id=3120 OTFWEU] Playing UGC euro highlander with the [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Team_Fortress_Wiki:UGC_Highlander_League/EU wiki guys]
* [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pubstars_vs_Pros#European_Thunder European Thunder Pubbers] Noobing it up pro styleee
* [http://etf2l.org/teams/12476/ d-d-Did I Stutter?] {{tooltip|S9:Div 6B 1st Place|12 wins, 0 losses}} - Getting ready for S10
* [http://commforums.com/showpost.php?p=61117&postcount=40 ETF2L Madmins (and beef and merple)] ETF2L admin madness in the {{tooltip|commft highlander|Knocked out week 6}}

== <font color="#FFF">Weapons of Ass Destruction</font> ==

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| width = 250px
| item-name = Grenade_Launcher
| custom-name = Merple's Happy Ending
| item-description = When you really need your pipes cleaned
| quality = Unique
| item-level = Level 1 Spam Dispenser
| att-1-positive = '''Raise aim 35°, get kills'''
| att-2-negative = Prolonged sungazing may cause retinal damage
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|{{Backpack item
| width = 250px
| item-name = Stickybomb_Launcher
| custom-name = Merple's Sticky Suprise
| item-description = I spunked on your face
| quality = Unique
| item-level = Level 69
| att-1-positive = '''Left click, Right click'''
| att-2-negative = +15% Chance of early ejaculation
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|{{Backpack item
| width = 250px
| item-name = Bottle
| custom-name = Merple's Lapse of Pro
| item-description = When in doubt, whip it out
| quality = Unique
| item-level = Level 10 Brawl
| att-1-positive = '''+100% Dutch courage'''
| att-2-negative = +25% Chance of losing your bottle
}}
|{{Backpack item
| width = 250px
| item-name = Ullapool_Caber
| custom-name = Merple's Morning Glory
| item-description = Making sure you go out with a bang
| quality = Unique
| item-level = Level 100 Emergency
| att-1-positive = '''+100% Sphincter Explosion'''
| att-2-negative = +100% Sphincter Explosion'
}}
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User Boxes
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{{User lastfm|merple}} <br>{{User mountaindew}}
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To Do
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* 1000 edits {{c|yes|20/05/2011}}
* Updated crafting tables {{c|yes|19/05/2011}}
* Wiki Cap {{c|yes|05/06/2011}}
* Categorise TFC map images {{c|yes|11/06/2011}}
* Updated Taunt tables {{c|yes|17/06/2011}}
* 2000 edits {{c|ongoing}}

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Links
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* [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Merple/Header <span style="color:white;">Header</span>]
* [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Merple/Siggy <span style="color:white;">Sig</span>]
* [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Merple/Infobox <span style="color:white;">Info Box</span>]
* [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:User_lastfm <span style="color:white;">last.fm</span>]
* [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Template:User_mountaindew <span style="color:white;">mountain dew</span>]

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