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{{User infobox
| title = Radiation Alpha
| infoboxcolour = Gray
| image = Napper's Respite.png
| imagewidth = 180px

| type = Science
| gender = Probably Male
| health = Heart Attack Prone
| speed = Slow Guy in the Line
| birthplace = Texas
| language = Ingles & Spanish
| age = 1-100

| favmap = Dustbowle
| favclass = Pyrogineer
| favweap = Degreaser
| favhat =  Napper's Respite

| contactinfo = no
}}
{{Quotation|'''Sarif''' on '''Radiation Alpha'''|Dear lord, what the '''hell'''?}}

{{Kill notice|extend=no|killer=Radiation Alpha|weapon=wrench|victim=Sentry Gun (Radiation Alpha)|width=600px}}


'''Radiation Alpha''' is an odd fellow who enjoys burning things and creating large explosions. As shown in [[Absolutely Nothing]], Radiation Alpha appears to be moronic and highly delusional, living in a fantasy land known as [[Sandvich|Huggleton]].

Radiation Alpha is the slowest mercenary in the line to buy a soda during a football game, and his [['Fish'|Science]] leaves faster opponents struggling to get ahead, as well as helping him slap people as Scout. Carrying a [[Degreaser]] and his own [[Liberty Launcher|Industrial-Size Fireworks]], he's probably not the most ideal hit and run class.

Radiation Alpha is able to enter an enemy teleporter and find out that it was BLU and not RED, and use this to be hugely embarassed.



'''I collect shoes. Currently I have 46 shoe/foot items in my inventory!'''

[[File:User Radiation Alpha CollectsShoes.png|450px]]
[[Image:Backpack case.png|x52px|link=http://steamcommunity.com/id/GrandaddyAlpha/inventory/|Backpack]]



==Radiation Alpha's Crafting Recipes==
{{Blueprint
| ingredient-1 = Eureka Effect
| ingredient-2 = AWPer Hand
| result = Teddy Roosebelt
}}

{{Blueprint
| ingredient-1 = All-Father
| ingredient-2 = Whiskered Gentleman
| ingredient-3 = Lugermorph
| result = Hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect
}}

{{Blueprint
| ingredient-1 = Earbuds
| ingredient-2 = Bill's Hat
| ingredient-3 = Max's Severed Head
| result = Ghastly Gibus
}}