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{{DISPLAYTITLE: Triscuitable's Gingerly Ginger-fied User Page of Ginger-ness.}}
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{{DISPLAYTITLE: The Ginger Formerly Known As Triscuitable's Profile}}
  
 
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|style="width:11%" | [[Image:User_Triscuitable_portalicon.png | x52px | link=http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/User:Triscuitable | My Portal Wiki Profile]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Speech voice.png | x52px | link=User_talk:Triscuitable | Talk]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Speech voice.png | x52px | link=User_talk:Triscuitable | Talk]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Sharpenedvolcanofragment.png | x52px | link=Special:Contributions/Triscuitable | Contribs]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Sharpenedvolcanofragment.png | x52px | link=Special:Contributions/Triscuitable | Contribs]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Buffalo_Steak_Sandvich.png | x52px | link=User:Triscuitable/To Do List | ToDo]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Buffalo_Steak_Sandvich.png | x52px | link=User:Triscuitable/To Do List | ToDo]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Backpack_case_early.png | x52px | link=http://www.tf2items.com/id/Triscuitable | Backpack]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Backpack_case_early.png | x52px | link=http://www.tf2items.com/id/Triscuitable | Backpack]]
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|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Steam_tray.png | x52px | link=http://steamcommunity.com/id/Triscuitable | Steam]]
 
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Backpack_Lo-Fi_Longwave.png | x52px | link=http://tf2stats.net/player/triscuitable | Stats]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Image:Backpack_Lo-Fi_Longwave.png | x52px | link=http://tf2stats.net/player/triscuitable | Stats]]
 
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|style="width:11%" | [http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/User:Triscuitable My Portal Wiki Profile]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[User_talk:Triscuitable|My Talk Page]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[User_talk:Triscuitable|My Talk Page]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Special:Contributions/Triscuitable|My Contributions to the Wiki]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[Special:Contributions/Triscuitable|My Contributions to the Wiki]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[User:Triscuitable/To Do List|My Stuff To Do]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [[User:Triscuitable/To Do List|My Stuff To Do]]
 
|style="width:11%" | [http://linode.optf2.com/user/Triscuitable My Backpack]
 
|style="width:11%" | [http://linode.optf2.com/user/Triscuitable My Backpack]
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|style="width:11%" | [http://steamcommunity.com/id/Triscuitable My Steam Profile]
 
 
|style="width:11%" | [http://tf2stats.net/player/Triscuitable My Stats]
 
|style="width:11%" | [http://tf2stats.net/player/Triscuitable My Stats]
 
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{{User infobox
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| image=Buffed_red_demoman.jpg
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| title= The Scottish Ginger
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| gender= Male
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| type= Programmer
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| age= Somewhere Between 1 and 100
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| health='''915''' <small> / {{tooltip|Additional Info|My Birthday}}</small>
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| speed='''96%''' <small> / {{tooltip|Additional Info|My Favorite Number, Ironically Reversed.}}</small>
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| favclass_us = [[Soldier]] or [[Medic]]
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| favweapon_us = [[Crusader's Crossbow]]
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| favhat_us = [[Lo-Fi Longwave]]
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| steampage = http://steamcommunity.com/id/Triscuitable
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}}
  
 
== About Me, The Ginger You Likely Don't Know ==
 
== About Me, The Ginger You Likely Don't Know ==
  
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I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) I reside in a home in Lynwood, which is near Seattle, with my parents, as I am currently attending highschool. (Don't judge me!) I have a little sister, two cats, a dog, and I live within biking distance of Valve's main building. I plan on someday honing my skills to a point where I can bake an angel food cake for those guys, and possibly get it featured in one of their games. That's not exactly a great dream, but if I can't get a cake featured in one of their properties, then I'll somehow get hired by them.  
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I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) I reside in a home in a small town, with my parents, as I am currently attending highschool. (Don't judge me!) I have a little sister, two cats, a dog, and I live within biking distance of Valve's main building. I plan on someday honing my skills to a point where I can bake an angel food cake for those guys, and possibly get it featured in one of their games. That's not exactly a great dream, but if I can't get a cake featured in one of their properties, then I'll somehow get hired by them. Also openly asexual. I'm above the closet's doorframe, as I like to call it. I'm not one of those guys.
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I usually play on the SLAG servers, so if you want to join a game with me, hit me up. I play at night though, when my parents are sleeping, so don't be surprised if my mic doesn't happen to be projecting a voice. Besides that, I just finished my Medic and Heavy polycount packs! So now I can support my favorite classes in that way! I'm also a darn good pyro, but that's nothing to be proud of. Oh yeah, and the reason I use that Demo icon? I'm quite the Demoman, plus he's a Scot, plus I'm a Scot, plus I'm Ginger, minus he's not.
  
 
{{Quotation|[[User:Triscuitable|Triscuitable]]|No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".}}
 
{{Quotation|[[User:Triscuitable|Triscuitable]]|No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".}}
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== Things For Me To Boast About ==
 
== Things For Me To Boast About ==
  
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|{{User Lo-Fi Longwave}}{{User Lo-Fi Longwave Number|1829}}
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|{{User Horsemann Headtaker}}{{User Horsemann Head}}
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|{{User Want Wiki Cap}}{{User Pip-Boy}}
 
  |{{User Soldier of Fortune}}{{User chrome}}
 
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|{{User Lo-Fi Longwave}}{{User Lo-Fi Longwave Number|1829}}
 
 
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  |id      = [[Image:User_Triscuitable_fireicon.gif|68px]]
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  |info    = This user is a Ginger, and knows you wish you were one too.
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  |info    = This user demonstrates some form of intelligence. They are truly a mental savant to be treasured.
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== Personality ==
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I'm not here for the [[Wiki Cap]], I'm here to improve a wiki I've been using for nearly a whole year now. (I think it's been that long, has it?) I don't troll, or flame, or pester or tease, I'm just here to have fun, and possibly brag about how awesome my titles are. Plus, it took me a single day to learn simple Wiki programming code. How about that? (Eh, you likely learned it in an hour. It's nothing for me to be proud of. Alright, maybe I want a Wiki cap badly, but I know begging never got it for anyone. It's like Bungie's Recon armor in Halo 3. And it's true I don't edit for the SOLE purpose of getting the cap. The purpose I edit the Wiki for is for having a great Wiki with great info and great strategies. The cap is in second place, like a bonus. Doesn't mean I won't stop editing if I get it. This Wiki is my go-to place for patch notes!
  
 
== Custom Items, Because Valve Won't Listen To My Reccomendations ==
 
== Custom Items, Because Valve Won't Listen To My Reccomendations ==
  
 
{{Backpack item
 
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| item-name = Gingerly Tousle Sweep
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| item-name = Big Country
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| custom-name = Gingerly Ginger Mullet
 
| quality = self-made
 
| quality = self-made
 
| item-level = Level 14 Hairstyle
 
| item-level = Level 14 Hairstyle
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| att-1-positive = +45% female attraction.
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| att-1-positive = +45% human attraction.
 
| att-2-negative = +30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
 
| att-2-negative = +30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
 
| custom-description = Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous.
 
| custom-description = Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous.
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==Special Thanks to the Community==
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* I appreciate the comments from Firestorm and WindPower. Firestorm, I hope that you don't mind if I use that userbox you put there. I like it a bunch. (The Einstein one.)

Latest revision as of 00:22, 22 April 2012


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The Scottish Ginger
Triscuitable
Basic information
Type: Programmer
Gender: Male
Health: 915 / Additional Info
Speed: 96% / Additional Info
Age: Somewhere Between 1 and 100
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes: Soldier or Medic
Favorite hats: Lo-Fi Longwave
Contact information
Steam page: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Triscuitable


About Me, The Ginger You Likely Don't Know

I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) I reside in a home in a small town, with my parents, as I am currently attending highschool. (Don't judge me!) I have a little sister, two cats, a dog, and I live within biking distance of Valve's main building. I plan on someday honing my skills to a point where I can bake an angel food cake for those guys, and possibly get it featured in one of their games. That's not exactly a great dream, but if I can't get a cake featured in one of their properties, then I'll somehow get hired by them. Also openly asexual. I'm above the closet's doorframe, as I like to call it. I'm not one of those guys.

I usually play on the SLAG servers, so if you want to join a game with me, hit me up. I play at night though, when my parents are sleeping, so don't be surprised if my mic doesn't happen to be projecting a voice. Besides that, I just finished my Medic and Heavy polycount packs! So now I can support my favorite classes in that way! I'm also a darn good pyro, but that's nothing to be proud of. Oh yeah, and the reason I use that Demo icon? I'm quite the Demoman, plus he's a Scot, plus I'm a Scot, plus I'm Ginger, minus he's not.

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No, no, no, say it with me. Like the cracker. Triss-kit-uh-bowl. It's simple, it's not "Try-sceeoot-uh-bowl" or "Trusk-int-ibol".
”

Things For Me To Boast About

User Soldier.png This user is a Soldier.
“Maggots!”
SmallEdit.jpg This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.
Flag America.png This user is American, pardner!
Trading parcel.png This user loves to trade items.
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user owns the Lo-Fi Longwave, and loves Kritzkast!
Backpack Lo-Fi Longwave.png This user is manly enough to wear the Lo-Fi Longwave number 1829!
Backpack Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.png This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.
Backpack Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.png This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.
BLU Wiki Cap.png This user wants a Wiki Cap.
Backpack Pip-Boy.png This user owns a Genuine Pip-Boy.
Scout Soldier of Fortune.png This user is a Soldier of Fortune.


Chrome Logo.png This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.
SLAG gaming.jpg This user plays on SLAG servers by Mecha the Slag.
Tf2 100.png This user has logged 100 hours total in Team Fortress 2.
User Triscuitable fireicon.gif This user is a Ginger, and knows you wish you were one too.
Poker Night Icon.png This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.
Poker Night Icon.png This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.
User Firestorm Einstein.jpg This user demonstrates some form of intelligence. They are truly a mental savant to be treasured.

Personality

I'm not here for the Wiki Cap, I'm here to improve a wiki I've been using for nearly a whole year now. (I think it's been that long, has it?) I don't troll, or flame, or pester or tease, I'm just here to have fun, and possibly brag about how awesome my titles are. Plus, it took me a single day to learn simple Wiki programming code. How about that? (Eh, you likely learned it in an hour. It's nothing for me to be proud of. Alright, maybe I want a Wiki cap badly, but I know begging never got it for anyone. It's like Bungie's Recon armor in Halo 3. And it's true I don't edit for the SOLE purpose of getting the cap. The purpose I edit the Wiki for is for having a great Wiki with great info and great strategies. The cap is in second place, like a bonus. Doesn't mean I won't stop editing if I get it. This Wiki is my go-to place for patch notes!

Custom Items, Because Valve Won't Listen To My Reccomendations

Backpack Big Country.png

"Gingerly Ginger Mullet"
Level 14 Hairstyle
+45% human attraction.
+30% increase in attempted bee pollination.
"Because being part of a three-hundredth of a percent of the human population makes everyone jealous."


Backpack Shotgun.png

"Johnny's Gun"
Level 34
You can communicate in morse code, and slam your head against a beadpost.
You can't move. You're basically like that guy from that story where he has no mouth and wants to scream.
"It takes your sight, your speech, your hearing, your arms, your legs, and your soul."

Special Thanks to the Community

  • I appreciate the comments from Firestorm and WindPower. Firestorm, I hope that you don't mind if I use that userbox you put there. I like it a bunch. (The Einstein one.)
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