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{{Quotation|Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2|I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought.}}
 
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I am the appointed <del>Heavy</del> Weapons Guy of the wiki. At least I think I am. Smashman keeps shoving weapon work my way.
  
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If you reached this userpage then I've probably done something wrong. Head on over to my [[User talk:Focusknock|talk page]] to tell me off.
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Feel free to look at the [[Help:Style guide/Weapons|weapons style guide]] if you wish to contribute to a weapon's page. I wrote it myself. (RJackson keeps butting in on it with his fancy weapon infoboxes though).  
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Head on over to my [[User talk:Focusknock|talk page]] to tell me off about something, or ask me if you want my Crate.  
  
 
==You may remember me as==
 
==You may remember me as==
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*'''That Pyro'''. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
 
*'''That Pyro'''. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
 
*'''Just Another Demoknight'''. With my Towering pillar, I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. ''Ever''.
 
*'''Just Another Demoknight'''. With my Towering pillar, I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. ''Ever''.
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*'''Elvis with a Natascha'''. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. But I use Natascha mostly. I have to use Natascha. I succumbed to the will of Natascha. Please, help me, before it's too la
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*'''Elvis Isn't Dead Yet'''. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. I also managed to break free of accursed Natascha use.
 
*'''The Railroad 'Slinger'''. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.  
 
*'''The Railroad 'Slinger'''. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.  
 
*'''Ew gross, a Halo Medic'''. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
 
*'''Ew gross, a Halo Medic'''. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
 
*'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
 
*'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
 
*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
 
*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
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==Checklist==
 
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*Get all weapons {{c|Done|Done so far}}
 
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*Get preferred class hats {{c|In progress}}
 
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*Disguise as Scout {{c|Done|Problem, Smashman?}}
 
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==Have a gander at these little beauties==
 
==Have a gander at these little beauties==
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And only 20-ish hours are idling.  
 
And only 20-ish hours are idling.  
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Revision as of 11:54, 2 October 2010

“
I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought.
— Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2
 ”

I am the appointed Heavy Weapons Guy of the wiki. At least I think I am. Smashman keeps shoving weapon work my way.

Feel free to look at the weapons style guide if you wish to contribute to a weapon's page. I wrote it myself. (RJackson keeps butting in on it with his fancy weapon infoboxes though).

Head on over to my talk page to tell me off about something, or ask me if you want my Crate.

You may remember me as

  • The Bunny Scout. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Force-a-Nature/Scattergun Scout bearing down on you. Granted, you might laugh at the Sandman, but I can shoot pretty far with my stick of wood.
  • The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
  • That Pyro. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
  • Just Another Demoknight. With my Towering pillar, I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. Ever.
  • Elvis Isn't Dead Yet. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. I also managed to break free of accursed Natascha use.
  • The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.
  • Ew gross, a Halo Medic. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
  • The Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
  • Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.

Have a gander at these little beauties

Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1189 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!


And only 20-ish hours are idling.

Achieved.png This user has earned 259 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 50%!
Heavy Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: March 24th, 2009


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 15 hats! (Probably 14 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Tf scout long distance runner.png This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 272 frames per second.
Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
Flag UK.png This user is British, and damn proud of it.
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
Melee icon Fists.png Pow!
Rasputin.png This user, in a single life, has got shot, burned, bludgeoned, and received explosive damage.

Engineer Update Gunslinger.png This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
Item icon Ghastly Gibus.png This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus.
Item icon Max's Severed Head.png This user owns Max's Severed Head.
Item icon Big Kill.png This user owns the Big Kill.
Item icon Lugermorph.png This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.
Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
Item icon Cheater's Lament.png This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
Heavy laugh.png This user page is so small,
it is funny to me!
User disguises as scout.png This user disguises as a Scout.
Rainbows wish they could make him cry.

Custom

asdfghjkl This user really doesn't give a $#!& how he arranges his userpage.
User Soldier.png DIE This user is a Soldier Hater.
"All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"
DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.
:) This user gets other people to do stuff for them.
Communist Mani-Fisto.png This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything.
FK This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later.
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