User:Texaneer

“

Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

”

Empty Space of Nope.avi

The {{class infobox}} template MUST NOT be used on User pages. Please use Template:User infobox instead.

About myself

I'm interested in Team Fortress 2 weapons, more than hats. My biggest dream is telling valve to fix some weapons and make more weapons and item sets with effects than hats that does nothing except taking away players life "Because of HATZ! BLAAAAWL!". Maybe when Gaben develops HL2 ep.3 then Gordon Freeman instead of taking somewhat aperture poop from Borealis will take aperture science senseless hat(ASSHat). You know Valve, they are doing anything but not Half Life(and sometimes Left 4 Dead 2). So, back to the topic:

I'm making Gmod and SFM videos on my youtube channel. If you want to watch my videos, here is the channel

Valve weapons that needs to be changed

Because we all know that some pisses us off or they are too weak, bad etc.

Hurr
Class	Weapon	Current	Changes	Reason
Scout	Primary Force-A-Nature	+20% bullet per pellet  -10% damage penalty	No bullet bonus  -15% damage penalty	Because this weapon annoys everyone due to it's overpowerness
	Primary Soda Popper	Normal damage  Requires 13 seconds of running or jumping to gain mini-crits	-15% damage penalty  Requires 17 seconds of running to gain mini-crits	Because this weapon is badly unbalanced and overpowerded.
	Secondary Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	+50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	+30% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)
	Melee Fan O'War	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty  This weapon deals no critical damage to marked players	Because it's underpowerded
Soldier	Secondary Reserve Shooter	+15% faster weapon switch  Normal damage	+30% faster weapon switch  -25% damage penalty	Because it still changes weapons with normal rate, also it should deal less damage, because it will make overpowerded pyro combo set.
Pyro	Primary All of flamethrowers	+10% damage bonus(hidden)	No damage bonus(hidden)	Valve love to screw up stuff, and did you know that Gaben is a <static noises> brony?
	Primary Backburner	Random crits enabled  Deflected projectiles are mini-critical	Random crits disabled  Deflected projectiles are fully critical	From the beginning it was overpowerded, lack of bonus damage and random crits will work, also there should be something more for compression blast like full crits instead of mini-crits, if it cost so much.
	Primary Phlogistinator	-10% damage penalty  Mmmph leasts for 10 seconds  Can be crit boosted	-20% damage penalty  Mmmph leasts for 8 seconds  Cannot be crit boosted(except mmmpfh)	Because you will die in 10 seconds when opponent use crit boost. For short, it's OP.
	Melee Axtinguisher	-50% damage vs. non burning targets	-50% damage penalty	A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH DEGREASER COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher is OP as hell!
Demoman	Primary Loch-n-Load	Single reload  Normal reload speed	Clip based reload  Reloads slowly, if one shot is unused before reloading, it is lost	Reload animation is completely illogical, loading bombs to invisible barrel? It should reload like FaN, also it's doublebarreled.
	Melee Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron	Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty  30% longer spin up time	-15% damage penalty  25% longer spin up time	Because this weapon is too weak, and it should compete with tomislav.
	Primary Tomislav	+10% faster barrel spin up	+35% faster barrel spin up	It's screwed up
	Melee Gloves of Running Urgently	User takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away  No self damage	User doesn't take mini-crits while active  -6 health drained per second while active	Same like above. Screwed up.
Medic	Secondary Quick Fix	Can't overheal	Can overheal, will overheal olny 50% of regular overheal	Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.