User:Texaneer

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Hey look, buddy. I'm Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

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Texaneer
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Basic information
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Type:	Defensive
Health:	125 /185 150 /225 With gunslinger
Speed:	"As fast as I can"

About myself

I'm interested in Team Fortress 2 weapons, more than hats. My biggest dream is telling valve to fix some weapons and make more weapons and item sets with effects than hats that does nothing except taking away players life "Because of HATZ! BLAAAAWL!". Maybe when Gaben develops HL2 ep.3 then Gordon Freeman instead of taking somewhat aperture poop from Borealis will take aperture science senseless hat(ASSHat). You know Valve, they are doing anything but not Half Life(and sometimes Left 4 Dead 2). So, back to the topic:

I'm making Gmod and SFM videos on my youtube channel. If you want to watch my videos, here is the channel

Valve weapons that needs to be changed

Because we all know that some pisses us off or they are too weak, bad etc.

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Class	Weapon	Current	Changes	Reason
Scout	Primary Force-A-Nature	+20% bullet per pellet  -10% damage penalty	No bullet bonus  -15% damage penalty	Because this weapon annoys everyone due to it's overpowerness
	Primary Soda Popper	Normal damage  Requires 13 seconds of running or jumping to gain mini-crits	-20% damage penalty  Requires 17 seconds of running to gain mini-crits	This weapon is pretty unbalanced.
	Secondary Winger	+15% damage bonus  -60% clip size	+25% damage bonus  -50% clip size  Can be equipped by engineer	It's UP for scout
	Secondary Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	+50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	+30% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)
	Melee Fan O'War	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty	You can't kill anyone in medieval with this. Unless you have cleaver.
Pyro	Secondary Flaregun	Critical hits on burning targets(hidden)	Critical hits on burning targets(show)	Idk, just to make it look
	Secondary Detonator	Mini-critical hits on burning targets(hidden)	Mini-critical on burning targets(show)	Same like above
	Secondary Scorch Shot	No extra damage against burning targets	Critical hits on burning targets(shown)	-50% damage penalty and lack of extra damage equals underpowerded weapon. Valve, do the maths.
	Melee Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler	-50% damage vs. non burning targets  No critical hits vs. non burning targets	-30% damage penalty  Random crits enabled	A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH Degreaser COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler is OP as hell!
Demoman	Primary Loch-n-Load	launched pipe-bomb shatters on contact with surface	launched pipe-bomb explodes on contact with surface  -50% explosion radius	IMO, it will make lnl more useful
	Melee Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron	Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander
	Melee Half-Zatoichi	Random crits enabled	No random critical hits	It might be underpowerded for soldier, but with random crits for demoman/demoknight is seriously overpowerded when he can crit without charge
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty  30% longer spin up time	-10% damage penalty  25% longer spin up time	Because this weapon is too weak on long distances.
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 1	Normal accuracy	30% more accurate	More accurate tomislav is better than bugged, slow spinning and weak tommy
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 2	+10% faster barrel spin-up	+40% faster barrel spin-up	Screw you and screw your community for ruining a good weapon
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 2	Normal weapon switch speed	40% faster weapon switch speed	It would be good with fists of steel
	Melee Gloves of Running Urgently	User takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away(positive because of valve's logic)  No self damage  -25% damage penalty	User doesn't take mini-crits while active  -6 health drained per second while active  -50% damage penalty	Valve nerfed this weapon to make heavy more vulneable to damage. Old one was pretty balanced and useful, now it's a junk. I want old one BACK
	Melee Fists of Steel	-40% damage from ranged sources while active  +100% damage from melee sources while active	-50% damage from ranged sources while active  +50% damage from melee sources while active	More balanced than before.
Medic	Secondary Quick Fix	Can't overheal  No overheal penalty	Can overheal  -50% max overheal	Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.
Sniper	Secondary SMG/Cleaner's Carbine	~	+50% max secondary ammo on wearer(hidden)	These weapons needs more ammo. Olny scout can hold 4 clips, not sniper
	Secondary Cleaner's Carbine	On kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance  -35% slower firing speed  -20% clip size	On kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance  -20% slower firing speed  No clip size penalty	Short crit chance time and slow firing rate makes this weapon UP, it needs a buff.

Weapon Ideas

Here's some weapon ideas that I came up with it:

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Class	Weapon	Stats
Soldier	Secondary Genuine Lightbringer	No reload necessary  Projectile cannot be deflected  Projectile penetrates enemy targets  +50% faster projectile speed  On hit: +6 health  -20% damage penalty  -10% slower firing speed
Pyro	100px Melee Genuine Scyther's Scythe	On burning target hit: +15 health  -20% damage penalty  No random critical hits
Sniper	100px Secondary Genuine Lighting Rod	Press alt-fire to pull target toward you!  Press alt-fire to pull yourself to the wall  -50% damage penalty  No random critical hits  -20% slower weapon switch