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Texaneer
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Basic information
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Type:	Multiprupose
Health:	125 /185 150 /225 With gunslinger
Speed:	"As fast as I can"

Main Prupose of this page

It not only serves as user account but I want to show to valve how their weapons SUCKS and needs to be changed.

Changes that I want them in TF2

“

You just ain't doin' it right. Click to listen — Texaneer about valve items.

”

Weapons
Class	Weapon	Current	Changes	Reason
Multiple classes	Melee Frying Pan	~	The item is now obtainable by craft and drop  Players who already owned Frying Pan will have in Vintage quality  Alongside with Ellis Cap, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2	~
	Melee Conscientious Objector	~	Pyro's Objector now uses Axe animations and Lollichop taunt  The item has it's own recipe(2 rec))	no
Scout	Primary Soda Popper	Normal damage  requires 13 seconds of running and/or jumping to gain mini-crits	-15% damage penalty  requires 15 seconds of running to gain mini-crits	I HATE THAT GUN
	Primary Baby Face's Blaster	Jumping resets boost	Jumping no longer resets boost  Wearer can only make single jumps.	Another badly desinged weapon for scout
	Secondary Winger	+15% damage bonus  -60% clip size	+30% damage bonus  -50% clip size  Can be equipped by engineer	It's UP for scout. It could be kinda useful for engi, if it get buffed.
	Secondary Flying Guillotine	~	Scouts equipped with guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped cleaver to recharge instantly  Other than scout classes or scout without equipped guillotine can pick up thrown or dropped guillotine to restore ammo(20%)  Will stick to the surface if missed	Little improvement.
	Secondary Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	+50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	+25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive, especially when i use Baby Face's Blaster(In fact, I prefer good old scattergun)
	Melee Fan O'War	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty	Need buff
	Melee Boston Basher	On miss: Hit yourself dealing 35 damage and bleeding effect.	On miss: Hit yourself dealing 50 damage without bleeding.	NO
	Melee Atomizer suggestion 1	-20% damage penalty	No damage penalty	GIVE UP WITH DAMAGE PENALTY
	Melee Atomizer suggestion 2	-30% slower firing speed	No firing speed penalty	GIVE UP WITH FIRING SPEED PENALTY
Soldier	Primary Black Box	On hit: +15 health  Normal damage vs. players	+35 health restored on kill  -15% damage vs. players	The Black Box supposed to be anti-building rocket launcher.
	Primary Cow Mangler 5000	Cannot be crit-boosted  -5% slower reload speed	Can be crit-boosted, will deal only mini-crits instead full crits  No reload speed penalty,only after full charge shot	This weapon requires a buff
	Primary Liberty Launcher	~	The weapon needs to be remaded.	I HAVE NO IDEA!
	Secondary Buff Banner/Battalion Backup/Concheror	~	Charges rage only by dealing damage, requires 1750 damage to fully charge	Nobody wants to play with stupid charging way such as taking 350 damage to fully charge Battalion Backup.
	Melee Half-Zatoichi	~	+15% faster move speed for soldier when activated	We need more Soldierknights than demoknights
Pyro	Primary Degreaser	65% faster weapon switch time	25% faster weapon switch time	Woah, calm down pooro
	Secondary Flaregun	Critical hits on burning targets(hidden)	Critical hits on burning targets(show)	Idk, just to make it look
	Secondary Detonator	Mini-critical hits on burning targets(hidden)	Mini-critical hits on burning targets(show)	Same like above
	Secondary Reserve Shooter	~	Has unique, hot-rod styled skin[missing link]	Why
	Melee Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler	-50% damage vs. non burning targets  No critical hits vs. non burning targets	-40% damage penalty  Random crits enabled	A SUPAH DUPAH OVERPOWERDED AXE DAT CAN INSTAKEEL WITH Degreaser COMBO!!!!!!111!!!oneoneoneone!!! Ok, seriously. Axtinguisher/Postal Pummeler is OP as hell!
	Melee Third Degree	Random crits enabled	No random critical hits	Balance
Demoman	Secondary Splendid Screen	~	No critical hits from charge  +10% melee damage vulnerability on wearer	Learn to use Charging Targe, ya git!
	Melee Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron	Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander
	Melee Scotsman's Skullcutter	Random crits enabled	No random critical hits	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 1	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health  Normal damage	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -20% damage penalty	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 2	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -35% health from healers on wearer	~
	Melee Persian Persuader suggestion 3	+100% increase in charge recharge rate  All ammo collected converts into health  Normal fire rate	+50% increase in charge recharge rate  50% of collected ammo became health  -25% Slower firing speed	~
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty  30% longer spin up time	-10% damage penalty  25% longer spin up time	Because this weapon is too weak on long distances.
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 1	Normal accuracy  -20% slower firing speed	30% more accurate  No firerate penalty  -15% damage penalty	More accurate tomislav is better than bugged, slow spinning and weak tommy
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 2	+10% faster barrel spin-up  -20% slower firing speed	+40% faster barrel spin-up  No firerate penalty  -15% damage penalty	Screw you and screw your community for ruining a good weapon
	Primary Tomislav suggestion 2	Normal weapon switch speed  -20% slower firing speed	40% faster weapon switch speed  No firerate penalty  -15% damage penalty	It would be good with fists of steel
	Melee Fists of Steel	-40% damage from ranged sources while active  +100% damage from melee sources while active	-50% damage from ranged sources while active  +50% damage from melee sources while active	More balanced than before.
Engineer	Primary Pomson 6000	~	+20% faster projectile speed  -20% damage penalty	NO
	Primary Rescue Ranger	-50% max primary ammo on wearer  Picking buildings takes 130 metal	No max ammo penalty  Picking buildings takes only 100 metal	I demand a buff for this weapon. NOW
	Melee Southern Hospitality	On hit: bleed for 5 seconds  No random critical hits	On hit: bleed for 6 seconds  Critical hits enabled  -15% damage penalty	NO
	Melee Jag	+30% faster building rate(bugged)	+25% faster building rate(WORKING)	NO
Medic	Secondary Quick Fix	Can't overheal  No overheal penalty	Can overheal  -50% max overheal	Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.
	Secondary Kritzkrieg	Taunt heals 11 hp	Taunt heals 50 hp	BUFF IT
Sniper	Primary Machina	Full charge: +15% damage bonus	Full charge: +25% damage bonus  -25% slower firing speed	~
	Secondary SMG/Cleaner's Carbine	~	+50% max secondary ammo on wearer(hidden)	These weapons needs more ammo. Olny scout can hold 4 clips, not sniper
	Secondary Cozy Camper	-80% slower move speed when aiming	-50% slower move speed when aiming	Current Cozy is Useless
	Secondary Cleaner's Carbine	On kill: 3 seconds of 100% critical chance  -35% slower firing speed  -20% clip size	On kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance  -25% slower firing speed  No clip size penalty	Short crit chance time and slow firing rate makes this weapon UP, it needs a buff.
Spy	Primary Big Kill	~	The item is now obtainable by craft, drop and purchase	Enough of that
	Melee Big Earner	-25 max health on wearer	No max health penalty  -25% slower firing speed	Someone suggested this on steam forums. I must say, I approve his suggestion
	PDA Red-Tape Recorder	3.0 sec Downgrade speed	2.0 sec Downgrade speed	Eh?

Hats
Class	Hat	Changes	Reason
All Class	Hat Bill's hat	Can be obtained by craft, drop, purchase and uncrate  Players who already owned Bill's hat will have in Vintage quality	I HATE BILLS
	Hat Ellis' Cap	Can be obtained by craft, drop, purchase and uncrate  Players who already owned Ellis' Cap will have in Vintage quality  Alongside with Frying Pan, it's no longer obtainable by purchasing Left 4 Dead 2	~
	Hat Killer Exclusive	Decal tool can be applied	~
	Hat Spiral Sallet	The item is tradeable  The item is now paintable	~
Soldier	Hat Battle Bob	Changed from hat into misc	Logic of current bob not found
Heavy	Hat One-Man Army/Your Worst Nightmare	One-Man Army is merged with Your Worst Nightmare headwear for sniper under the name One-Mann Army  Players who have YWN will have changed into OMA.	That makes no sense, have 2 identical hats for other classes that is not one hat.
	Hat K-9 Mane	Item is paintable  Can be equipped by sniper	~
Sniper	Hat Liquidator's Lid	Styles: Normal glasses, default model glasses, no glasses.  Hat is paintable	~

Tools
Class	Tool/s	Changes	Reason
Tools	Tools Team Paints	All team paints can be obtained by drop and uncrate	~
	Tools Other Paints	Pink as hell, A colour similiar to Slate, Dark Salomon Injustice, A bitter taste of Defeat and Lime, The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants, Drably Olive, Mann's Mint, After Eight, A Distinctive Lack of Hue and An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge are obtainable trough drop and uncrate.	~

Weapon Ideas

duh

Weapons
Class	Weapon	Ammo Loaded	Ammo Carried	Damage	Notes / Abilities
Demoman	Primary Shock'n'Wave	30	N/A	Base: 75-80 Crit: 255-260	Fires special energy bolts that explodes on contact with surfaces and forces enemy sticky bombs to detonate dealing damage to enemies  No reload necessary  (Hidden) -12% slower firing speed  -25% damage vs. buildings  No random critical hits
Heavy	Primary Santa Maria	150	300	Base: 25-50 Crit: 89	SMG based  +15% faster move speed on wearer  -25% slower reload speed  No random critical hits
Medic	Secondary Surgeon's Accelerator	~	~	~	Ubercharge increases move speed and damage resistance by 20% and provides critical hit immunity.  +25% ubercharge rate  -30% overheal decay  While healing: Decreases recharge time by 1 second(does not include to Chargin Targe and Splendid Screen)
Sniper	Secondary Efficent Standard	25	150	Base: 9 Crit: 26	+75% max secondary ammo on wearer  +10% Damage bonus  -25% slower reload speed  15% longer weapon switch time