User:Scorch

It's what I'm here for.

Short history of my contributions to this wiki (including edits from before the move to Valve's servers are):

• Correcting incorrect usage of "it's" and "its"
• Added first rough translations of the Pyro's Response Lines
• Added first information about keeping heads and switching weapons with the Eyelander and kept such information updated
• Probably something else I can't remember right now

This user is American, pardner!	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user was a participant in the ETF2L Highlander Community Challenge.
This user has earned 315 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 61%!	This user has spent 3034 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user's TF2 stats can be found here
This user owns 17 hats! (Probably 16 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user has a Team Fortress 2 Backpack which can be found here.	This user has cut off 15 heads in one life with the Eyelander!
This user is a Primeval Warrior. Hire Date: September 22, 2007 at 15:19:28 GMT	This user is one of the 11,112 owners of the Gentle Manne's Service Medal.	This user loves rocking out with their Earbuds.
This user owns Max's Severed Head.	This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.	This user owns the Big Kill.
This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.	This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.	This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!
This user drinks far too much coffee.	This user eats far too many sandviches.	This user drinks far too much Old Geezer Draft Beer.
This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”	This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.	This user page is so small, it is funny to me!
This user owns The Orange Box.	This user enjoys Portal.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user's computer is powered by AMD.	This user plays TF2 with a mouse.	There's a Mac at this user's home.
This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.	This user can't think of fun things to do with their userpage, so they steal them from others!
This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.