User:TinyTedDanson

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Not interesting enough to be quoted on anything, too stupid to make his own page without copy/paste. — Me on myself

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If you've reached this page, you've undoubtedly got here because you find the internet to be a threatening place, and clicked this frantically to try and reach a page of use. Since you may or may not be in idiot, kindly try to go back or, failing that, screech and punch the keyboard until assistance arrives.

Add me.	Look at how terrible I am.	HATS.

Because pretty boxes make me feel interesting:

As of 3 December, 2024, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 14 years, 2 months, 1 day (since 02 October, 2010).

This user is British, and damn proud of it.

This user "enjoys" Team Fortress 2 at 4 frames per second.

This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!

This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

de-1 Dieser Benutzer beherrscht Deutsch auf grundlegendem Niveau.

This user watches the Recent Changes log.

This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”

This user plays Medic correctly: they're inoffensive and heal everyone. "I am ze Übermensch!"

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”

This user is sappin' mah sentry!

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: August 25, 2010

If you were from where this user was from, you'd be f#&kin' dead.

This user knows his way around Photoshop.

This user drinks far too much tea.