User:Cooper Kid/Cosmetic image generator

This template's purpose is to select a random image every week to be displayed on the cosmetics page.

A random cosmetic item is selected every Monday. The Featured cosmetic template can then be changed manually.

It is currently: Week 51, December 2024 (this is here to smooth out any discrepancies between client time and server time).

The items are listed in the code in chronological order, grouped by update, so adding more is easy. However the mod digit must be altered to reflect the new number of items whenever more are added.

The program changes and selects a new item whenever new ones are added; as such the list should only be updated at the end of each week to avoid confusion.

Image Log

Current Featured cosmetic:                  

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Otolaryngologist's Mirror

Image Generator Log

2011	Hat	Misc
November	N/A	Pocket Medic
December	Cosa Nostra Cap	Platinum Dueling Badge

2012	Hat	Misc
January	Pyromancer's Mask	Fancy Dress Uniform
Week 3	Magistrate's Mullet	Mercenary
Week 4	Frontline Field Recorder	Prairie Heel Biters
Week 5	Private Eye	Stocking Stuffer
Week 6	Professional's Panama	Garlic Flank Stake
Week 7	Carouser's Capotain	Noh Mercy
Week 8	Superfan	Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Week 9	Jumper's Jeepcap	Pickled Paws
Week 10	MONOCULUS!	Grizzled Veteran
Week 11	Tyrant's Helm	License to Maim
Week 12	Bloke's Bucket Hat	Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Week 13	Hair of the Dog	Purity Fist
Week 14	Pugilist's Protector	Merc Medal
Week 15	Familiar Fez	Wingstick
Week 16	Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head	Map Maker's Medallion
Week 17	Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet	Bootie Time
Week 18	Stately Steel Toe	Photo Badge
Week 19	War Head	Intangible Ascot
Week 20	Dread Knot	Boston Boom-Bringer
Week 21	Company Man	Primeval Warrior
Week 22	Détective Noir	Scrap Pack
Week 23	Whoopee Cap	SpaceChem Pin
Week 24	Bushman's Boonie	Shoestring Budget
Week 25	Dragonborn Helmet	Legend of Bugfoot
Week 26	Buckaroos Hat	Merc Medal
Week 27	Magistrate's Mullet	Stereoscopic Shades
Week 28	Backwards Ballcap	Rogue's Col Roule
Week 29	Alien Swarm Parasite	SpaceChem Pin
Week 30	Pencil Pusher	Dangeresque, Too?
Week 31	Carouser's Capotain	Camera Beard
Week 32	Spine-Chilling Skull 2011	Liquor Locker
Week 33	Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head	Something Special For Someone Special
Week 34	Dashin' Hashshashin	Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Week 35	Defiant Spartan	Griffin's Gog
Week 36	Chieftain's Challenge	Foster's Facade
Week 37	Détective Noir	Professor Speks
Week 38	German Gonzila	License to Maim
Week 39	Liquidator's Lid	Dr. Gogglestache
Week 40	Prancer's Pride	Pyrovision Goggles
Week 41	Brain Bucket	Gentle Manne's Service Medal
Week 42	Otolaryngologist's Mirror	Sight for Sore Eyes
Week 43	Tin-1000	Couvre Corner
Week 44	Officer's Ushanka	Voodoo-Cursed Soldier Soul
Week 45	Tavish DeGroot Experience	Teufort Tooth Kicker
Week 46	Carouser's Capotain	Couvre Corner
Week 47	Capo's Capper	Blighted Beak
Week 48	Mining Light	Professor's Pineapple
Week 49	Handyman's Handle	Teufort Tooth Kicker
Week 50	Full Head Of Steam	Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Week 51	Dealer's Visor	Lucky No. 42
Week 52	Texas Slim's Dome Shine	Rogue's Col Roule

2013	Hat	Misc
Week 1	Voodoo Juju	Sandvich Safe
Week 2	Party Hat	Siberian Sophisticate
Week 3	Bolt Action Blitzer	Blighted Beak
Week 4	Tough Guy's Toque	Outback Intellectual
Week 5	Madame Dixie	Voodoo-Cursed Spy Soul
Week 6	Hermes	Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Week 7	Robot Running Man	Texas Half-Pants
Week 8	Triboniophorus Tyrannus	Faerie Solitaire Pin
Week 9	Mining Light	Friends Forever Companion Square Badge
Week 10	Killer's Kabuto	Digit Divulger
Week 11	Pugilist's Protector	Operation Oil Spill Badge
Week 12	Hottie's Hoodie	Dr. Gogglestache
Week 13	Anger	B-ankh!
Week 14	Area 451	Couvre Corner
Week 15	Bolt Action Blitzer	Dr. Grordbort's Crest
Week 16	Holy Hunter	Pocket Medic
Week 17	Tavish DeGroot Experience	Essential Accessories
Week 18	Stately Steel Toe	Bronze Dueling Badge
Week 19	Janissary Ketche	Tomb Wrapper
Week 20	Larrikin Robin	Flight of the Monarch
Week 21	Modest Pile of Hat	Archimedes
Week 22	Sober Stuntman	Spectre's Spectacles
Week 23	German Gonzila	HazMat Headcase
Week 24	Pyro's Boron Beanie	Der Wintermantel
Week 25	Mining Light	Scottish Snarl
Week 26	Respectless Robo-Glove	Mark of the Saint
Week 27	Conspiracy Cap	Moonman Backpack
Week 28	Executioner	Nine-Pipe Problem
Week 29	Otolaryngologist's Mirror	Texas Half-Pants
Week 30	Dashin' Hashshashin	Surgeon's Side Satchel
Week 31	Stainless Pot	Liquor Locker
Week 32	Wrap Battler	Infernal Orchestrina
Week 33	Pyro's Beanie	Idea Tube
Week 34	Swagman's Swatter	Triad Trinket
Week 35	Rebel Rouser	Awesomenauts Badge
Week 36	Hat With No Name	Battery Bandolier
Week 37	Das Hazmattenhatten	RoBro 3000
Week 38	Dragonborn Helmet	Pyrotechnic Tote
Week 39	Brotherhood of Arms	Koala Compact
Week 40	Sultan's Ceremonial	Whale Bone Charm
Week 41	Buckaroos Hat	Distinguished Rogue
Week 42	Birdcage	Flair!
Week 43	Letch's LED	Breakneck Baggies
Week 44	Grenadier's Softcap	Professor's Pineapple
Week 45	Bot Dogger	Lieutenant Bites the Dust
Week 46	Philateler	Ready Steady Pan Participant
Week 47	Proof of Purchase	Cap'n Calamari
Week 48	Sober Stuntman	Distinguished Rogue
Week 49	Sir Shootsalot	Cold War Luchador
Week 50	Ye Oiled Baker Boy	Gaelic Garb
Week 51	K-9 Mane	Dr. Grordbort's Copper Crest
Week 52	Horrific Headsplitter	Grand Duchess Fairy Wings

2014	Cosmetic
Week 1	Pom-Pommed Provocateur
Week 2	Waxy Wayfinder
Week 3	Officer's Ushanka
Week 4	Katyusha
Week 5	Professor's Pineapple
Week 6	Noble Amassment of Hats
Week 7	Scrumpy Strongbox
Week 8	Madame Dixie
Week 9	Katyusha
Week 10	Honcho's Headgear
Week 11	Base Metal Billycock
Week 12	Mercenary
Week 13	Cyborg Stunt Helmet
Week 14	Heavy Duty Rag
Week 15	Deadliest Duckling
Week 16	Teutonic Toque
Week 17	That '70s Chapeau
Week 18	Bozo's Brogues
Week 19	Pyrovision Goggles
Week 20	Ivan The Inedible
Week 21	Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
Week 22	Maniac's Manacles
Week 23	Philateler
Week 24	Abhorrent Appendages
Week 25	Conquistador
Week 26	Faerie Solitaire Pin
Week 27	Baphomet Trotters
Week 28	Hottie's Hoodie
Week 29	Pure Tin Capotain
Week 30	Mustachioed Mann
Week 31	Stocking Stuffer
Week 32	Bigg Mann on Campus
Week 33	Prussian Pickelhaube
Week 34	Dead Cone
Week 35	Halogen Head Lamp
Week 36	Horsemann's Hand-Me-Down
Week 37	Dread Knot
Week 38	Wilson Weave
Week 39	Spooky Sleeves
Week 40	Pin Pals
Week 41	Prancer's Pride
Week 42	Faerie Solitaire Pin
Week 43	External Organ
Week 44	Ol' Snaggletooth
Week 45	Whiskey Bib
Week 46	Tiny Timber
Week 47	Combustible Kabuto
Week 48	Old Guadalajara
Week 49	Spirit Of Giving
Week 50	Black Watch
Week 51	Face Plante
Week 52	Centurion

2015	Cosmetic
Week 1	Wiki Cap
Week 2	Geisha Boy
Week 3	Tournament Medal - ETF2L Highlander Tournament
Week 4	Brainiac Goggles
Week 5	Marxman
Week 6	Voodoo-Cursed Heavy Soul
Week 7	Vox Diabolus
Week 8	Dual-Core Devil Doll
Week 9	Cool Cat Cardigan
Week 10	Gold Digger
Week 11	Glob
Week 12	Polar Pullover
Week 13	Trash Man
Week 14	Spycrab
Week 15	Shadowman's Shade
Week 16	Orion's Belt
Week 17	Bloke's Bucket Hat
Week 18	Professor Speks
Week 19	Professor's Peculiarity
Week 20	Tournament Medal - UGC Highlander Tournament
Week 21	Teufort Tooth Kicker
Week 22	Battery Bandolier
Week 23	Unknown Monkeynaut
Week 24	Bloodhound
Week 25	Scrap Sack
Week 26	Dry Gulch Gulp
Week 27	Freedom Feathers
Week 28	Hard-Headed Hardware
Week 29	Runner's Warm-Up
Week 30	Toowoomba Tunic
Week 31	Tipped Lid
Week 32	Roo Rippers
Week 33	Marksman's Mohair
Week 34	Grizzled Veteran
Week 35	Flipped Trilby
Week 36	Kriegsmaschine-9000
Week 37	Brooklyn Booties
Week 38	Skullcap
Week 39	Bootenkhamuns
Week 40	Mining Light
Week 41	Camera Beard
Week 42	Halogen Head Lamp
Week 43	Shooter's Tin Topi
Week 44	Ye Oiled Baker Boy
Week 45	Razor Cut
Week 46	Mister Bubbles
Week 47	Heavy Lifter
Week 48	Ruffled Ruprecht
Week 49	Das Hazmattenhatten
Week 50	Alien Swarm Parasite
Week 51	Demoman's Fro
Week 52	Bruce's Bonnet
Week 53	Dadliest Catch

2016	Cosmetic
Week 1	Asymmetric Accolade
Week 2	Li'l Dutchman
Week 3	MK 50
Week 4	Big Daddy
Week 5	Dead of Night
Week 6	PY-40 Incinibot
Week 7	Larval Lid
Week 8	Backpack Broiler
Week 9	Scrumpy Strongbox
Week 10	Bloodhound
Week 11	Boo Balloon
Week 12	U-clank-a
Week 13	Snapped Pupil
Week 14	Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
Week 15	Magnanimous Monarch
Week 16	Pugilist's Protector
Week 17	Officer's Ushanka
Week 18	Cadet Visor
Week 19	Snow Sleeves
Week 20	Stovepipe Sniper Shako
Week 21	Merc Medal
Week 22	Hero's Tail
Week 23	Ol' Snaggletooth
Week 24	Airdog
Week 25	Scot Bonnet
Week 26	Hillbilly Speed-Bump
Week 27	Mustachioed Mann
Week 28	Bolt Action Blitzer
Week 29	Doctor's Sack
Week 30	Bloke's Bucket Hat
Week 31	Roboot
Week 32	Facepeeler
Week 33	Die Regime-Panzerung
Week 34	Pin Pals
Week 35	Flapjack
Week 36	Rusty Reaper
Week 37	Faerie Solitaire Pin
Week 38	Helmet Without a Home
Week 39	Made Man
Week 40	Ol' Snaggletooth
Week 41	Hood of Sorrows
Week 42	Wartime Warmth
Week 43	Seeing Double
Week 44	Nunhood
Week 45	A Head Full of Hot Air
Week 46	Tipped Lid
Week 47	Accursed Apparition
Week 48	Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
Week 49	Stainless Pot
Week 50	Wartime Warmth
Week 51	Marshall's Mutton Chops
Week 52	Shogun's Shoulder Guard

2017	Cosmetic
Week 1	Dadliest Catch
Week 2	Angel of Death

Notes:
Italic text indicates repeated items.
Green text indicates Christmas themed items.
Purple text indicates Halloween themed items.