User:FlotsamX

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Why don't we just give up, pardner? Click to listen — Me, on holding back the triviapocalypse

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Hi there! I'm an old time wiki editor, but I only decided to make an account recently.

I like long walks on the beach, burning trivia to the ground, and killing people in video games. If you do too, then we can be friends.

Flotsam 

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You wish you looked this good. I do too.

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user watches the Recent Changes log.	# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
en-5 This user has professional knowledge of English.	This user is American, pardner!	This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
This user likes Half-Life 2.	This user enjoys Portal.	This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.
This user has the "Valve Complete Pack".	This user games with NVIDIA.	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!
This user crafted away a lot of items for the Golden Wrench. Stoopid!	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user bought a rabbit hat and got a game for free.
This user loves to trade items.	This user is one of the 11,112 owners of the Gentle Manne's Service Medal.	EXCUSE ME! THIS USER IS IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
This user owns Bill's Hat.	This user owns the Lumbricus Lid.	This user owns the Dealer's Visor.
This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at INFINITY frames per second.	This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user eats far too many sandviches.
This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.	g This user plays Garry's Mod.	This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.
This user proudly proclaims themself a Wiki Trivia Executioner	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
This user has collected the Haunted Metal Scrap, but is going to Gift Wrap it and trade it for something else! Muahahahaha!	This user enjoys playing Zombie Fortress.	This user has made over 500 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!