User:Dr. Martex

Dr. Martex
Basic information
Type:	Shitposter, Stand-User, Mad "Scientist", Professional edge-lord.
Health:	500
Speed:	100, no unit of measurement, just 100... SPEED
Native language:	English
Team Fortress 2
Favourite classes:	Heavy/Engineer/Demoman/Scout/Soldier
Favourite maps:	2fort, Occasionally Hightower
Favourite weapons:	Sandvich/Gunslinger/Loose Cannon/Soda Popper/Bison
Favourite hats:	Starboard Crusader/Rusty Reaper
Contact information

“

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet — Dr. Martex Blatantly quoting Meet the Heavy

”

King Doctor Martex [REDACTED] the first, more commonly known as Dr. Martex, is a towering hulk of a man hailing from God-knows-where. He is the largest and possibly most dangerous shitposter in Team Fortress 2. Boasting the most default health and devastating firepower from his trusty「Big Operator」 (A Strange Tomislav) , Martex is no pushover.「Big Operator」can inflict heavy damage at a high rate of fire, allowing him to mow down opposing babies, cowards, and teeny-men in seconds. Martex's Ego is his main weakness. Upon getting more then five kills, his already extreme ego increases to an even larger size, making him a very salty target for Snipers and Spies. Aside from decimating entire teams, Martex is able to provide further support for his comrades with an often required Morale boost via his Memes, which, when used, are capable of distracting the enemy team just long enough to get their asses kicked.

Martex is easily provoked and has been said to have a short fuse, capable of being tipped into a murderous rage by any of the following: Fighting Scouts, fighting Snipers, fighting Spies, dealing with Engineer infestations, having the Intelligence stolen from Him, being Backstabbed, being Headshotted, dying to random Crits, dying to Crits in general, having to play Deathrun or Versus Saxton Hale.

["Meet the" styled animated short potentially coming soon, in valve time, maybe.]

This user HATES Spies.

This user has yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.

This user likes a lot of Heavies on their team.

This user has made a REALLY BIG amount of Double-Donks.

This user has completed some Tours of Duty, and still hopes to drop a Golden Frying Pan.

This user owns the Big Kill.

This user owns the Frying Pan.

This user owns the Iron Curtain.

This user owns the Lugermorph.

This user owns the Spiral Sallet.

This user owns a Genuine Stahlhelm.

This user is NOT A MORON!

This user is a fan of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.

g	This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user likes to make invertebrates blow each other up with absurd weapons.