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| − | | att-1-positive = 25% more accurate | + | | att-1-positive = +25% more accurate |
| att-2-positive = On Hit: Builds Attitude | | att-2-positive = On Hit: Builds Attitude | ||
| att-3-negative = -34% clip size | | att-3-negative = -34% clip size | ||
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| att-1-positive = On Hit: Mark enemy for death | | att-1-positive = On Hit: Mark enemy for death | ||
| − | | att-2-positive = Alt Fire: Snap enemy’s neck, killing them instantly | + | | att-2-positive = Alt-Fire: Snap enemy’s neck, killing them instantly |
| att-3-negative = -100% damage penalty | | att-3-negative = -100% damage penalty | ||
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| item-level = 1 | | item-level = 1 | ||
| att-1-positive = On Hit: Desintegraties enemies, killing them instantly | | att-1-positive = On Hit: Desintegraties enemies, killing them instantly | ||
| − | | att-2-negative = 85% slower firing speed | + | | att-2-negative = -85% slower firing speed |
| att-3-negative = On Kill: Gives the user PTSD | | att-3-negative = On Kill: Gives the user PTSD | ||
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| item-kind = Pistol | | item-kind = Pistol | ||
| item-level = 1 | | item-level = 1 | ||
| − | | att-1-positive = 15% faster firing speed | + | | att-1-positive = +15% faster firing speed |
| att-2-positive = On Hit: Builds Boost | | att-2-positive = On Hit: Builds Boost | ||
| att-3-positive = Run speed increases with Boost | | att-3-positive = Run speed increases with Boost | ||
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= Melee = | = Melee = | ||
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| + | == Sandman == | ||
| + | === Sensible Version === | ||
| + | {{Backpack item | ||
| + | | width = 240px | ||
| + | | item-name = Sandman | ||
| + | | quality = unique | ||
| + | | item-kind = Bat | ||
| + | | item-level = 15 | ||
| + | | att-1-positive = Alt-Fire: Catch projectiles and toss them back! | ||
| + | | att-2-negative = -15% less health on wearer | ||
| + | }} | ||
== Candy Cane == | == Candy Cane == | ||
=== Stupid Version === | === Stupid Version === | ||
Revision as of 01:45, 1 May 2021
Joke changes for the Scout
Contents
Primary
Force-A-Nature
Sensible Version
Force-A-Nature
Level 1 Scattergun
+40 pellets per shot
Knockback on wearer and the enemy
-84% clip size
-20% damage penalty
Functions as a Force-A-Nature with stats doubled.
Shortstop
Sensible Version
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
+25% more accurate
On Hit: Builds Attitude
-34% clip size
When Attitude is full, Alt-Fire to activate Attitude mode for Mini-Crits.
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once.
Stupid Version
Shortstop
Level 1 Peppergun
On Hit: Mark enemy for death
Alt-Fire: Snap enemy’s neck, killing them instantly
-100% damage penalty
Secondary
C.A.P.P.E.R
Stupid Version
C.A.P.P.E.R
Level 1 Pistol
On Hit: Desintegraties enemies, killing them instantly
-85% slower firing speed
On Kill: Gives the user PTSD
Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol
Sensible Version
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol
Level 1 Pistol
+15% faster firing speed
On Hit: Builds Boost
Run speed increases with Boost
-25% clip size
Melee
Sandman
Sensible Version
Sandman
Level 15 Bat
Alt-Fire: Catch projectiles and toss them back!
-15% less health on wearer
Candy Cane
Stupid Version
Candy Cane
Level 420 Bat
+20% move speed on wearer
Never go hungry
Weapon disintegrates in water
Makes your hands sticky!
Boston Basher
Stupid Version
Boston Basher
Level 69 Bat
+15% damage bonus in water
On Hit: Enemy receives tetanus
On Miss: You receive tetanus
Sun-on-a-Stick
Stupid Version
Sun-on-a-Stick
Level 69 RIFT Fire Mace
On Hit: Enemy is infected with Black Lung
100% Mini-Crits against players with Black Lung
-25% damage penalty
On Miss: Give yourself Black Lung
Black Lung acts as Bleeding with a special coughing animation, and persists until death. Weapon taunting next to player with Black Lung will perform the Schadenfreude taunt.
