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{{Quotation|Ancient tablet found in [[egypt]]|My name is Piemanmoo, pro of pros: Look on my hats, ye Poor and Irish, and despair!}}<!--Ozymandias reference!--> | {{Quotation|Ancient tablet found in [[egypt]]|My name is Piemanmoo, pro of pros: Look on my hats, ye Poor and Irish, and despair!}}<!--Ozymandias reference!--> | ||
| − | Hi, I'm Pieman. I'm a mod here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? ''You've got some nerve.'' But hey, [[User_talk:Piemanmoo|go ahead anyways]]. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. | + | Hi there, I'm Pieman. I'm a mod here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? ''You've got some nerve.'' But hey, [[User_talk:Piemanmoo|go ahead anyways]]. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. But that means more TF2 for me, and thus ''even more hats''. |
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| + | Overall, being a part of this whole wiki has been a blast, because if I need to know something about TF2 right away I know just where to go. When I obtain a new hat (either by crafting, trading, or leaving boxes of chocolates on the doorsteps of various Valve employees) I rush here to update my user page because if you haven't already noticed, I value my own self-worth solely on my collection of hats. So without further ado: | ||
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{{User:Piemanmoo/Template:Hats}} | {{User:Piemanmoo/Template:Hats}} | ||
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| + | | style="vertical-align: top;" | {{Backpack item | ||
| width = 300px | | width = 300px | ||
| item-name = Wiki Cap | | item-name = Wiki Cap | ||
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| item-description = Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki<br /><nowiki>http://wiki.teamfortress.com/</nowiki> | | item-description = Given to valuable contributors to the official TF2 wiki<br /><nowiki>http://wiki.teamfortress.com/</nowiki> | ||
| no-local = 1 | | no-local = 1 | ||
| + | | item-flags = Not Tradable | ||
| + | | width = 350px | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | | style="vertical-align: top;" | {{Backpack item | ||
| + | | width = 300px | ||
| + | | item-name = Officer's Ushanka | ||
| + | | custom-name = The Filthy Communist | ||
| + | | quality = Unusual | ||
| + | | item-level = Level 100 | ||
| + | | att-1-neutral = Effect: Massed Flies | ||
| + | | item-description = "Because communism only works on paper. TOILET PAPER!!" | ||
| + | | no-local = 1 | ||
| + | | width = 350px | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | | style="vertical-align: top;" | {{Backpack item | ||
| + | | width = 300px | ||
| + | | item-name = Pyromancer's Mask | ||
| + | | quality = Unusual | ||
| + | | item-level = Level 24 | ||
| + | | att-1-neutral = Effect: Green Energy | ||
| + | | item-description = "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh S'xtn H'le R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" | ||
| + | | no-local = 1 | ||
| + | | width = 350px | ||
}} | }} | ||
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| + | My theory is that by getting one of every hat, I will have complete control over Team Fortress 2 as all gameplay will grind to a halt while everyone marvels at my hat collection. This will cause Valve to notice me and they'll be so impressed that they'll hire me to work for them! Although I am about a year away from obtaining my {{tooltip|degree|Visual Effects and Motion Graphics}}, I am already a certified bartender. As I am ''positive'' that Valve HQ has a fully-stocked bar in their lunch area, I should be more than qualified even though they're in a different state than the one I got my license in but I'll let Robin Walker figure that stuff out once he fills out my hire papework. Just point me to the break area and I'll get you guys some Scrumpy. | ||
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Revision as of 03:45, 31 January 2011
| “ | My name is Piemanmoo, pro of pros: Look on my hats, ye Poor and Irish, and despair!
— Ancient tablet found in egypt
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Hi there, I'm Pieman. I'm a mod here on the wiki. But enough about all that nonsense, let's talk about me and my hats. I have a lot of hats. More than YOU. Does that make you angry? (Yes it does) Do you want to know what it's like to talk to someone with so many hats? You've got some nerve. But hey, go ahead anyways. I've got nothing but time to spare, since I'm a pretty big loser IRL with no friends. But that means more TF2 for me, and thus even more hats.
Overall, being a part of this whole wiki has been a blast, because if I need to know something about TF2 right away I know just where to go. When I obtain a new hat (either by crafting, trading, or leaving boxes of chocolates on the doorsteps of various Valve employees) I rush here to update my user page because if you haven't already noticed, I value my own self-worth solely on my collection of hats. So without further ado:
 Community Wiki Cap |
 "The Filthy Communist" |
 Unusual Pyromancer's Mask |
My theory is that by getting one of every hat, I will have complete control over Team Fortress 2 as all gameplay will grind to a halt while everyone marvels at my hat collection. This will cause Valve to notice me and they'll be so impressed that they'll hire me to work for them! Although I am about a year away from obtaining my degree, I am already a certified bartender. As I am positive that Valve HQ has a fully-stocked bar in their lunch area, I should be more than qualified even though they're in a different state than the one I got my license in but I'll let Robin Walker figure that stuff out once he fills out my hire papework. Just point me to the break area and I'll get you guys some Scrumpy.
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