Difference between revisions of "User:The Awesomatorist"
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Most of my work here involves correcting your mistakes and making snarky comments. Since I do not like work, this user page is a crash course in not being stupid. | Most of my work here involves correcting your mistakes and making snarky comments. Since I do not like work, this user page is a crash course in not being stupid. | ||
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==Homophones== | ==Homophones== | ||
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*'''Their''' is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "them". | *'''Their''' is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "them". | ||
*'''There''' is a place that is not here. It can also be used in a more abstract manner: ''"'''There''' can only be one!""'' | *'''There''' is a place that is not here. It can also be used in a more abstract manner: ''"'''There''' can only be one!""'' | ||
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| + | ===You're and Your=== | ||
| + | *'''You're''' is a contraction of "you are". | ||
| + | *'''Your''' is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "you". ''"So listen up boy, or pornography starring '''your''' mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."'' | ||
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| + | ==Words That You Keep Misspelling But Show Up Right on the Spell-Checker== | ||
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| + | =Grammar= | ||
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| + | ===The Split Infinitive=== | ||
| + | An infinitive is a verb in the form of "to ___"; i.e. "to run" or "to gib". A split infinitive occurs when you put an adverb between "to" and the verb. "To boldly go" is wrong, and while saying "to go boldly" might tick off a couple of Trekkies, it's the correct form. | ||
Revision as of 18:49, 5 February 2011
Hello! My name is The Awesomatorist, and I am a major grammar stickler. Do you remember that one English teacher from your school that handed F's out like they were party favors, and beared a slight resemblance to Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket?
Yeah, she was a puppy compared to me.
Most of my work here involves correcting your mistakes and making snarky comments. Since I do not like work, this user page is a crash course in not being stupid.
Contents
Spelling
Homophones
Also known as "those two words that sound the same but have completely different meanings".
Its, It's, and Its'
- Its is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "it".
- It's is a contraction of "it is". "Don't run, it's just ham!"
- Its' is not a word.
They're, Their, and There
- They're is a contraction of "they are". "I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scum-bags."
- Their is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "them".
- There is a place that is not here. It can also be used in a more abstract manner: "There can only be one!""
You're and Your
- You're is a contraction of "you are".
- Your is a modifier that denotes the object in question belongs to "you". "So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
Words That You Keep Misspelling But Show Up Right on the Spell-Checker
Grammar
The Split Infinitive
An infinitive is a verb in the form of "to ___"; i.e. "to run" or "to gib". A split infinitive occurs when you put an adverb between "to" and the verb. "To boldly go" is wrong, and while saying "to go boldly" might tick off a couple of Trekkies, it's the correct form.
