User:HeavyLover99

Hello and ofc am I newbie My steam account

This user owns The Orange Box.

This user is a Heavy. “Which one of you is crying?!”

This user has logged 1000 hours total in Team Fortress 2.

This user knows how to make User Boxes!

This user is civilian.

This user HATES Spies.

This user is dominating you! HUNT THEM DOWN.

This user constantly calls for MEDIC!

This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.

This user loves random crits.

This user is an Engineer. “I told ya don’t touch that darn thing!”

This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”

This user is Merasmus! “Magic!”

This user has earned 0 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 0%!

Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?

This user owns the Frying Pan.

This user owns a Genuine Huo Long Heater.

This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.

Pow!

This user has spent at least $1,000,000.00 in the Mann Co. Store. And, they can prove it!

This user learns their languages on Duolingo. Don't lose your streak!

This user overuses user boxes.

This user hates server admins.

This user likes HD videos.

This user is NOT A MORON!

This user is a fan of BFDI.

This user does the Dew

This user is German, Dummkopfs!

g	This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user enjoys Portal.

This user is an active Portal 2 test subject.

This user plays TF2 on an Xbox 360.

This user uses Microsoft Windows and does not know what version they are running.

This user plays TF2 with a mouse.

Oddly enough, this user uses Internet Explorer as their web browser.

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a veteran, a girl, an IT guy, and a guy who hates everything.

This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.

This user doesn't want zombies on their lawn.

This user cannot count to three.

This user's hat is a Spy.

This user's hat flew away.

This user fights fire with fire.

This user is going ham.

This user loves whipping their teammates (and enemies).

This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Wrench.

This user has had the honor of being killed by a Golden Frying Pan.

This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.

This user is a MeeM.

This User Page Is Garbage!

This user is afraid of red links.