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[''The scene cuts to inside the building, where two employees reside; a man wearing a hat, and a woman. Some computers and displays can be seen on desks'']
 
[''The scene cuts to inside the building, where two employees reside; a man wearing a hat, and a woman. Some computers and displays can be seen on desks'']
  
'''Trent''': ''Hey'' there, guys! My name's Trent! This is Jessica!
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'''Trent''': ''Hey'' there, guys! My name's [[Non-player characters#Trent and Jessica|Trent]]! This is [[Non-player characters#Trent and Jessica|Jessica]]!
  
 
'''Jessica''': Hi you guys! Let us know if you need anything, okay?
 
'''Jessica''': Hi you guys! Let us know if you need anything, okay?
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'''Scout''': Ah. You mean this one... ''here?''
 
'''Scout''': Ah. You mean this one... ''here?''
  
[''Scout points to the side and 'flexes', with the text 'FLEX' for emphasis, visibly straining himself. An image of some tickets covers his arm, reading 'ADMIT ONE GUN SHOW''']
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[''Scout points to the side and 'flexes', with the text '{{font colour|F29A12|FLEX}}' for emphasis, visibly straining himself. An image of some tickets covers his arm, reading 'ADMIT ONE GUN SHOW''']
  
 
'''Jessica''': I... don't know what's happening right now. Are you flexing?
 
'''Jessica''': I... don't know what's happening right now. Are you flexing?
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'''Scout''': What? '''''NNGH!''''' No. ''(Must... flex... harder.)''
 
'''Scout''': What? '''''NNGH!''''' No. ''(Must... flex... harder.)''
  
[''Scout visibly sweats, with the text 'PAINFUL FLEX' for emphasis. He is revealed to be pointing at a wireless headset'']
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[''Scout visibly sweats, with the text '{{font colour|F29A12|PAINFUL FLEX}}' for emphasis. He is revealed to be pointing at a wireless headset'']
  
 
'''Scout''': I was just... '''''rrg!''''' Casually pointing at this headset. This is my... '''''rngf!''''' Natural pointing stance.
 
'''Scout''': I was just... '''''rrg!''''' Casually pointing at this headset. This is my... '''''rngf!''''' Natural pointing stance.
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'''Voice''': '''''STOP...'''''
 
'''Voice''': '''''STOP...'''''
  
[''Suddenly, [[Saxton Hale]] bursts through the window, with the text 'PROPERTY DAMAGE' for emphasis'']
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[''Suddenly, [[Saxton Hale]] bursts through the window, with the text '{{font colour|F29A12|PROPERTY DAMAGE}}' for emphasis'']
  
 
'''Saxton Hale''': '''''...RIGHT THERE!''''' The name's Saxton Hale! Australian! CEO of Mann Co! And the man who's gonna '''''burn this place to the ground!''''' I make ''square, unsafe products for men!'' Not white little egg things with no sharp edges and only ''one button!'' Look at this tiny thing! It's not on fire! How do you even know it's '''''on?'''''
 
'''Saxton Hale''': '''''...RIGHT THERE!''''' The name's Saxton Hale! Australian! CEO of Mann Co! And the man who's gonna '''''burn this place to the ground!''''' I make ''square, unsafe products for men!'' Not white little egg things with no sharp edges and only ''one button!'' Look at this tiny thing! It's not on fire! How do you even know it's '''''on?'''''
  
[''He picks up and pushes a button on a small, grey device, with the text 'BRAVE PRESS!' for emphasis. In the following panel, a TV screen in the background reads the news'']
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[''He picks up and pushes a button on a small, grey device, with the text '{{font colour|F29A12|BRAVE PRESS!}}' for emphasis. In the following panel, a TV screen in the background reads the news'']
  
 
'''Saxton Hale''': '''''Ha!''''' Mysterious button, you just got pressed by '''''Saxton Hale!'''''
 
'''Saxton Hale''': '''''Ha!''''' Mysterious button, you just got pressed by '''''Saxton Hale!'''''
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'''Saxton Hale''': Well, that is fantastic.
 
'''Saxton Hale''': Well, that is fantastic.
  
[''The angle shifts to a close-up of Saxton Hale's face. The text 'A BOLD NEW PLAN!' appears above him'']
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[''The angle shifts to a close-up of Saxton Hale's face. The text '{{font colour|F29A12|A BOLD NEW PLAN!}}' appears above him'']
  
 
'''Saxton Hale''': Let me see your manager. Because I am buying your company.
 
'''Saxton Hale''': Let me see your manager. Because I am buying your company.
  
[''Suddenly, a [[w:Steve Jobs|figure in a black shirt]] appears, pulling up their sleeve, as Saxton Hale points at them'']
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[''Suddenly, [[Non-player characters#Apple Store manager|the store manager]] appears, pulling up their sleeve, as Saxton Hale points at them'']
  
'''Mysterious figure''': '''''No sale,''''' Hale!
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'''Store manager''': '''''No sale,''''' Hale!
  
 
'''Saxton Hale''': '''''You!''''' I should have known! This place has your curvy stink all over it!
 
'''Saxton Hale''': '''''You!''''' I should have known! This place has your curvy stink all over it!
  
'''''NEXT ISSUE! WHEN TITANS CLASH!'''''
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'''''NEXT ISSUE! {{font colour|F29A12|WHEN TITANS CLASH!}}'''''
 
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