User:Funkadacious

Funkadacious here.

I love to play Team Fortress 2, and, as such, I tend to frequent this wiki quite often. So, as to help others learn this game as this wiki has helped me, I plan to help this wiki prosper, be it by one scarce spelling error at a time. I hunt down the things that are small and seemingly insignifigant, so the big-time editors can deal with more pressing issues. Someone has to do it, why not me?

I'm usually open for chat, so feel free to leave me a message.

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I love Nametags and Vintage Hats, here's what I've got:

Scout

Vintage Bonk Helm
Level 25

"Unholy Halibut"
Level 42 Fish
When I was glued back together in Hell, I found this fish.

Soldier

Vintage Tyrant's Helm
Level 40

"The Politically Correct Box"
Level 5 Rocket Launcher

"The Indirect Miss"
Level 1 Rocket Launcher

Demoman

Vintage Hustler's Hallmark
Level 13

"Bloody Brawlers Buckler"
Level 10 Shield

"The Stikkbomb"
Level 10 Stick bomb
Pull the pin, throw the other part!

Pyro

Vintage Brigade Helm
Level 12

"The Burninator"
Level Flame Thrower

"The Rump-Roaster"
Level 10 Flame Thrower

Heavy

Vintage Officer's Ushanka
Level 60

"Slightly Stale Sandvich"
Level 1 Lunch box

"My Hands"
Level 7 Boxing Gloves
How do I type with these things on?

Engineer

Vintage Engineer's Cap
Level 23

"Irene"
Level 1 Shotgun

"Builder's Boomstick"
Level 5 Shotgun

"The Atomic Wrangler"
Level 5 Laser Pointer
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

"NES Power Glove"
Level 15 Robotic Arm

Medic

Vintage Otolaryngologist's Mirror
Level 7

"Trypanophobia"
Level 5 Syringe Gun

"Sir Urik Kritzmachinen"
Level 8 Medigun

Sniper

Vintage Professional's Panama
Level 32

"Professional's Peeshooter"
Level 1 Sniper Rifle

"Shonky Shortbow"
Level 10 Bow

"Homestyle Lemonade"
Level 5 Jar Based Karate
Just like mum used to make.

Spy

Vintage Backbiter's Billycock
Level 6

Vintage Camera Beard
Level 38

"Your Pointy Reckoning"
Level 1 Knife

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This user is a Pyro. “Mhmmh... mmmmm-hmm!”

This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.

This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.

This user loves to rename their items.

This user owns Bill's Hat.

This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.

This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items.

This user possesses all of the Monday Night Combat pre-order promotional items.

This user owns the Bounty Hat.

This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.

Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?

This user owns the Frying Pan.

This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.

This user is a Saharan Spy.

This user is a Mercenary.

This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.

This user has spent way too many hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!

This user is American, pardner!