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Hya! Im 22-year-old University student from Finland and mainly contributing by translating pages to finnish. Also I try to add something to english pages if there is something missing there too :P
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| 1 = You are so small! Is funny to me!
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| 3 = '''This article is a [[:Category:Stubs|stub]]'''. As such, it is not complete. You can't help Team Fortress Wiki by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it].
  
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|type=[[Offensive]]
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|health='''80'' <br> 40 <small> with the [[scrumpy|Scumpy]] equipped</small>
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{{Quotation|'''Keisari''' on his profession.|Hey look, buddy. I'm an translator—that means I make textual problems. <br> Not articles like 'Fishcake strategy' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. <br> I make '''practical problems.'''}}
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'''Keisari''' is a feared, trollish Finn with an interest in all things containing women or [[bottle|Scrumpy]], and chooses to [[Help:Language_translation|translate]] and maintain articles that dont benefit the team rather than make articles that someone would actually use. Keisari's various gadgets include the [[PDA|computer]], an automated machine that obeys his master, the [[PDA|keyboard]], a device that makes stupid ideas come to text, and [[dispenser|monitor]] that shows the stupid ideas and not-so-much clothed human beings on screen.
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However, the Keisari's ungenious articles are under constant threat from fixing edits and devious enemy [[admins]]; a bad translator must keep his articles under a watchful eye and in horrible shape with his keyboard at all times. When the translator needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable [[weapons]], combined with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight.
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Keisari is also capable of editing articles which he has already constructed and redeploying them in new locations at the cost of inability to copypaste anything else in the meantime. Articles are vulnerable during the editing process, as they will be destroyed if the translator is banned; they also need some time to redeploy after being edited.
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=== Bio ===
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{| style="background: none;" cellspacing=4px
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|'''Name:'''
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| width=125px | Keisari
 
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|{{User Wiki translator}}
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|'''Birthplace:'''
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|{{User Wiki editor}}
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| width=125px | {{w|Helsinki|Helsinki, '''Finland'''}}
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|{{User IRC regular}}
 
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|{{User Winamp}}
 
 
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|Personal
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|'''Job:'''
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| width=125px |  Article translating
 
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|{{User Finnish}}
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|'''Motto:'''
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|{{User Babel|fi|N}}
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| width=125px |  "Nope"
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|{{User Babel|en|3}}
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|-
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|{{User Coca Cola addict}}
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|'''Description:'''
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|{{User Steak addict}}
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|{{User Scrumpy addict}}
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| width=399px | This trollish, feared bad guy from {{w|Tampere|Tampere, '''Finland'''}} loves meat, scrumpy and women. Fourteen years as a student in various schools this guy is still trying to get his Master of Science degree. Editing the wiki does not help him achieve his goal.
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== Basic strategy ==
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* Use the [[hands]] to use Computer and Keyboard.
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* You need [[scrumpy|Scrumpy]] to build, repair, and upgrade your articles. Collect money to get more scrumpy.
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* Kick your [[dispenser|Computer]] with your foot to upgrade its power. Each kick adds more health and power.
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* Troll [[Team_Fortress_Wiki:IRC|IRC]] to provide your teammates with sadness and headache. They also generate  rage for you to use.
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* Link [[videos]] to help your team reach the rage faster.
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* Keep an eye out for [[admins]] attaching [[Sappers]] to your articles. Use your Keyboard to remove Sappers.
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{{clr}}
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{{clr}}
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==Weapons==
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{{main|Weapons}}
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Note: Weapon damage is approximate and listed at base value. See individual weapon pages for additional figures.
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===Primary===
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{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
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! class="header" width="25%" | Weapon
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! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
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! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
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! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
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! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
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! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
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|-
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! {{icon item|PDA Build|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[PDA|Computer]]
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| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=skull}}
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| align="center" | unlimited
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| align="center" | unlimited
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| align="center" | '''Base''': wiki
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'''[[Crit]]''': internet
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|{{Info}}Allows player to build articles.
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|-
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! {{icon item|Flamethrower|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Flamethrower|Flamer]]
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| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=flamethrower}}
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| align="center" | 200
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| align="center" | 200
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| align="center" | '''Base''': All places where you can communicate.
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'''[[Crit]]''': Places where you cant communicate too.
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|{{Info}}Allows player to flame in IRC, forums, etc.
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|}
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===Secondary===
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{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
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! class="header" width="10%" | Weapon
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! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
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! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
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! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
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! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
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! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
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|-
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|The Game
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! {{icon item|Crit-a-Cola|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[Crit-a-Cola|Cola]]
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| align="center" |
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| align="center" | 1
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| align="center" | unlimited
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| align="center" | N/A
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|
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{{Pro}}Tastes really good.
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{{Con}}Makes your teeth go bad.
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{{Info}}When used, all damage dealt and damage taken are the same as before.
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{{Info}}Reduces the effects of sleep.
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{{Info}}The effect lasts 15 minutes then has to recharge while opening new bottle.
 
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|{{User Steam|Keisari89}}
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! {{icon item|Buffalo Steak Sandvich|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Buffalo Steak Sandvich|Beef Steak]]
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|{{User TF2 total achievements|361|keisari89}}
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| align="center" |
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|{{User Offensive Engineer}}
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| align="center" | 1
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|{{User Voicemenu}}
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| align="center" | 300g
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|{{User TF2 total time|942}}
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| align="center" | N/A
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|{{User Humanitarian}}
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|{{Pro}}Restores health by 40 points.
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{{Pro}}Makes your protein level go up.
 
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|{{User Vintage Weapons}}
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! {{icon item|Bottle|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Bottle|Bottle of Scrumpy]]
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|{{User Wrench}}
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| align="center" |
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| align="center" | 1
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| align="center" | unlimited
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| align="center" | N/A
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|{{Pro}}Everything seems funny.
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{{Con}}Makes you more stupid, slow and unbalanced.
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{{Con}}-40 Health
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|}
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===Melee===
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{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
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! class="header" width="10%" | Weapon
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! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
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! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
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! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
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! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
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! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
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|-
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|Random
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! {{icon item|Fists|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[Fists|Fists]]
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| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=fists}}
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| align="center" | N/A
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| align="center" | N/A
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| align="center" |  '''Base''': Low
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'''[[Crit]]''' : Pretty low too
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|{{Con}}Its always a bad idea to use this weapon.
 
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|{{User Heavy laugh}}
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! {{icon item|Fire Axe|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Fire Axe|Axe]]
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| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=fire axe}}
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| align="center" | N/A
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| align="center" | N/A
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| align="center" | '''Base''' 65
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'''[[Crit]]''' : 195
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|{{Pro}}Good for chopping wood in your summerhome.
 
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|}
  
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== Bugs ==
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↑ <small>TF2 video made by me with tf2 video editor. Watch and make my achivements go up!</small>
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*Keisari can't spell english right.
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== Trivia ==
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*Keisari is 22 years old.
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*Keisari lives with his girlfriend.
  
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| collapsedonload = yes
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File:Build_Tool_1st_person.png|Keisari making bad edit 1st person.
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| equalizer                                = yes
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File:Nope.png|Keisari saying "Nope".
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| ambassador                              = yes
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File:Bird.png|Image that does not relate to the article in any way.
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| fists of steel                          = yes
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| scotsman's skullcutter                  = yes
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| gunslinger                              = yes
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| horseless headless horsemann's head      = yes
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== See also ==
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| alien swarm parasite                    = yes
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| cheater's lament                        = yes
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*[[Help:Language_translation|Translating]]
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| master's yellow belt                    = no
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*[[User_talk:Keisari|Keisari's talkpage]]
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| ghastlier gibus                          = yes
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*[[Glossary_of_player_terms#N|Noob]]
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| license to maim                          = yes
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| fancy fedora                            = no
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==External links==
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| direct hit                              = yes
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*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/keisari89/ Keisari's steam profile]
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| dalokohs bar                            = yes
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire/ Satire]
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| sandman                                  = yes
 
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| mann co. cap                            = yes
 
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| killing gloves of boxing                = yes
 
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| physician's procedure mask              = no
 
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| wrangler                                = yes
 
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| natascha                                = yes
 
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| black box                                = yes
 
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| back scratcher                          = yes
 
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| gloves of running urgently              = yes
 
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| chargin' targe                          = yes
 
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| holy mackerel                            = yes
 
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| earbuds                                  = no
 
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| brass beast                              = yes
 
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| camera beard                            = no
 
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| vita-saw                                = yes
 
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| flare gun                                = yes
 
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| madame dixie                            = no
 
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| darwin's danger shield                  = yes
 
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| homewrecker                              = yes
 
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| iron curtain                            = yes
 
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| candy cane                              = yes
 
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| backbiter's billycock                    = yes
 
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| southern hospitality                    = yes
 
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| scottish resistance                      = yes
 
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| powerjack                                = yes
 
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| rocket jumper                            = yes
 
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| razorback                                = yes
 
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| ubersaw                                  = yes
 
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| buff banner                              = yes
 
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| shortstop                                = yes
 
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| eyelander                                = yes
 
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| sandvich                                = yes
 
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| lugermorph                              = yes
 
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| battalion's backup                      = yes
 
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| horseless headless horsemann's headtaker = yes
 
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| l'etranger                              = yes
 
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| your eternal reward                      = yes
 
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| enthusiast's timepiece                  = yes
 
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| glengarry bonnet                        = no
 
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| bombing run                              = no
 
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| otolaryngologist's mirror                = no
 
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| crit-a-cola                              = yes
 
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| texas ten gallon                        = no
 
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| degreaser                                = yes
 
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| dangeresque, too?                        = yes
 
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| axtinguisher                            = yes
 
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| kritzkrieg                              = yes
 
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| pain train                              = yes
 
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| mad milk                                = yes
 
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| amputator                                = yes
 
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| ellis' cap                              = yes
 
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| cloak and dagger                        = yes
 
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| frontier justice                        = yes
 
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| jag                                      = yes
 
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| ritzy rick's hair fixative              = want
 
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| blutsauger                              = yes
 
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| force-a-nature                          = yes
 
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| tribalman's shiv                        = yes
 
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| pyro's beanie                            = no
 
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| boston basher                            = yes
 
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| crusader's crossbow                      = yes
 
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| modest pile of hat                      = no
 
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| claidheamh mòr                          = yes
 
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| dealer's visor                          = yes
 
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| medic mask                              = no
 
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| saxton hale mask                        = yes
 
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| foster's facade                          = yes
 
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| bushwacka                                = yes
 
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| lumbricus lid                            = yes
 
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| noble amassment of hats                  = no
 
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| jarate                                  = yes
 
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| frying pan                              = yes
 
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| bonk! atomic punch                      = yes
 
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| wiki cap                                = no
 
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| dead ringer                              = yes
 
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| mildly disturbing halloween mask        = yes
 
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| huntsman                                = yes
 
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| sticky jumper                            = yes
 
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| backburner                              = yes
 
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| ullapool caber                          = yes
 
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| stockbroker's scarf                      = yes
 
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| gunboats                                = yes
 
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| le party phantom                        = no
 
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| mining light                            = no
 
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| teddy roosebelt                          = want
 
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| googly gazer                            = want
 
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| handyman's handle                        = no
 
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| hotrod                                  = yes
 
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| texas slim's dome shine                  = no
 
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| triboniophorus tyrannus                  = no
 
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| industrial festivizer                    = no
 
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| demoman's fro                            = yes
 
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| familiar fez                            = no
 
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| voodoo juju                              = no
 
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| officer's ushanka                        = no
 
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| dr's dapper topper                      = no
 
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| gentleman's gatsby                      = no
 
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| buckaroos hat                            = no
 
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| stainless pot                            = no
 
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| blighted beak                            = no
 
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| companion cube pin                      = no
 
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| vintage merryweather                    = no
 
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| ye olde baker boy                        = no
 
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| towering pillar of hats                  = no
 
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| flipped trilby                          = no
 
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| prancer's pride                          = no
 
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| shooter's sola topi                      = no
 
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| scotsman's stove pipe                    = no
 
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| big chief                                = no
 
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| big kill                                = no
 
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| world traveler's hat                    = no
 
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| détective noir                          = no
 
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| tough guy's toque                        = no
 
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| cadaver's cranium                        = no
 
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| bonk helm                                = no
 
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| soldier mask                            = no
 
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| scotch bonnet                            = no
 
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| carouser's capotain                      = no
 
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| pyromancer's mask                        = yes
 
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| engineer's cap                          = no
 
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| magnificent mongolian                    = no
 
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| hard counter                            = no
 
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| exquisite rack                          = no
 
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| attendant                                = no
 
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| sydney sleeper                          = yes
 
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| loch-n-load                              = yes
 
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| german gonzila                          = no
 
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| prussian pickelhaube                    = no
 
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| polycount pin                            = no
 
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| scout mask                              = no
 
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| demoman mask                            = no
 
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| hound dog                                = no
 
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| trophy belt                              = no
 
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| grenadier's softcap                      = no
 
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| chieftain's challenge                    = no
 
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| professional's panama                    = no
 
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| vintage tyrolean                        = no
 
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| magistrate's mullet                      = no
 
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| safe'n'sound                            = no
 
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| spy mask                                = no
 
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| brigade helm                            = no
 
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| soldier's stash                          = no
 
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| frenchman's beret                        = no
 
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| sober stuntman                          = no
 
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| respectless rubber glove                = no
 
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| spine-chilling skull                    = no
 
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| troublemaker's tossle cap                = no
 
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| coupe d'isaster                          = no
 
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| killer's kabuto                          = no
 
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| pugilist's protector                    = no
 
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| sergeant's drill hat                    = no
 
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| berliner's bucket helm                  = no
 
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| old guadalajara                          = no
 
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| stout shako                              = no
 
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| warrior's spirit                        = yes
 
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| tyrant's helm                            = no
 
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| football helmet                          = no
 
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| bloke's bucket hat                      = no
 
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| sun-on-a-stick                          = yes
 
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| batter's helmet                          = no
 
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| tippler's tricorne                      = no
 
−
| ze goggles                              = no
 
−
| whoopee cap                              = no
 
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| heavy mask                              = no
 
−
| sharpened volcano fragment              = yes
 
−
| buffalo steak sandvich                  = yes
 
−
| napper's respite                        = no
 
−
| baseball bill's sports shine            = no
 
−
| golden wrench                            = no
 
−
| a rather festive tree                    = no
 
−
| defiant spartan                          = no
 
−
| pyro mask                                = no
 
−
| whiskered gentleman                      = no
 
−
| milkman                                  = no
 
−
| engineer mask                            = no
 
−
| rimmed raincatcher                      = no
 
−
| gentle manne's service medal            = no
 
−
| heavy duty rag                          = no
 
−
| horrific headsplitter                    = no
 
−
| max's severed head                      = no
 
−
| sniper mask                              = no
 
−
| hustler's hallmark                      = no
 
−
| larrikin robin                          = no
 
−
| hero's hachimaki                        = no
 
−
| samur-eye                                = no
 
−
| geisha boy                              = no
 
−
| concheror                                = yes
 
−
| half-zatoichi                            = yes
 
−
| fan o'war                                = yes
 
−
| conniver's kunai                        = yes
 
−
| noh mercy                                = no
 
−
| dread knot                              = no
 
−
| humanitarian's hachimaki                = yes
 
−
| benefactor's kanmuri                    = no
 
−
| magnanimous monarch                      = no
 
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−
| baseball bill's sports shine=want
 
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| troublemaker's tossle cap=had
 
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| milkman=want
 
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| soldier's stash=had
 
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| stainless pot=had
 
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| respectless rubber glove=yes
 
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| triboniophorus tyrannus=want
 
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| prince tavish's crown=had
 
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| prussian pickelhaube=yes
 
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| ze goggles=want
 
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| blighted beak=want
 
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| trophy belt=yes
 
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| ritzy rick's hair fixative=want
 
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| bloke's bucket hat=yes
 
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| ol' snaggletooth=had
 
−
| backbiter's billycock=yes
 
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| familiar fez=yes
 
−
| camera beard=want
 
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| id badge=silver
 
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| lumbricus lid=yes
 
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| alien swarm parasite=yes
 
−
| mann co. cap=yes
 
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| ellis' cap=yes
 
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| dealer's visor=yes
 
−
| license to maim=yes
 
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| dangeresque, too?=yes
 
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| foster's facade=yes
 
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| stockbroker's scarf=yes
 
−
| athletic supporter=yes
 
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| superfan=yes
 
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| essential accessories=yes
 
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| humanitarian's hachimaki=yes
 
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| ghastly gibus=yes
 
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| mildly disturbing halloween mask=yes
 
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| ghastlier gibus=yes
 
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| horseless headless horsemann's head=yes
 
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“
Hey look, buddy. I'm an translator—that means I make textual problems.
Not articles like 'Fishcake strategy' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I make practical problems.
— Keisari on his profession.
 ”

Keisari is a feared, trollish Finn with an interest in all things containing women or Scrumpy, and chooses to translate and maintain articles that dont benefit the team rather than make articles that someone would actually use. Keisari's various gadgets include the computer, an automated machine that obeys his master, the keyboard, a device that makes stupid ideas come to text, and monitor that shows the stupid ideas and not-so-much clothed human beings on screen.

However, the Keisari's ungenious articles are under constant threat from fixing edits and devious enemy admins; a bad translator must keep his articles under a watchful eye and in horrible shape with his keyboard at all times. When the translator needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable weapons, combined with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight.

Keisari is also capable of editing articles which he has already constructed and redeploying them in new locations at the cost of inability to copypaste anything else in the meantime. Articles are vulnerable during the editing process, as they will be destroyed if the translator is banned; they also need some time to redeploy after being edited.

Bio

Name: Keisari
Birthplace: Template:W
Job: Article translating
Motto: "Nope"
Description: This trollish, feared bad guy from Template:W loves meat, scrumpy and women. Fourteen years as a student in various schools this guy is still trying to get his Master of Science degree. Editing the wiki does not help him achieve his goal.

Basic strategy

  • Use the hands to use Computer and Keyboard.
  • You need Scrumpy to build, repair, and upgrade your articles. Collect money to get more scrumpy.
  • Kick your Computer with your foot to upgrade its power. Each kick adds more health and power.
  • Troll IRC to provide your teammates with sadness and headache. They also generate rage for you to use.
  • Link videos to help your team reach the rage faster.
  • Keep an eye out for admins attaching Sappers to your articles. Use your Keyboard to remove Sappers.


Weapons

Main article: Weapons

Note: Weapon damage is approximate and listed at base value. See individual weapon pages for additional figures.

Primary

Weapon Kill Icon Ammo
Loaded 		Ammo
Carried 		Damage Range Notes / Special Abilities
PDA Build
Stock
Computer 		Killicon skull.png unlimited unlimited Base: wiki

Crit: internet

Pictogram info.png Allows player to build articles.
Flamethrower
Unlock
Flamer 		Killicon flame thrower.png 200 200 Base: All places where you can communicate.

Crit: Places where you cant communicate too.

Pictogram info.png Allows player to flame in IRC, forums, etc.

Secondary

Weapon Kill Icon Ammo
Loaded 		Ammo
Carried 		Damage Range Notes / Special Abilities
Crit-a-Cola
Stock
Cola 		1 unlimited N/A

Pictogram plus.png Tastes really good.

Pictogram minus.png Makes your teeth go bad.

Pictogram info.png When used, all damage dealt and damage taken are the same as before.

Pictogram info.png Reduces the effects of sleep.

Pictogram info.png The effect lasts 15 minutes then has to recharge while opening new bottle.

Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Unlock
Beef Steak 		1 300g N/A Pictogram plus.png Restores health by 40 points.

Pictogram plus.png Makes your protein level go up.

Bottle
Unlock
Bottle of Scrumpy 		1 unlimited N/A Pictogram plus.png Everything seems funny.

Pictogram minus.png Makes you more stupid, slow and unbalanced.

Pictogram minus.png -40 Health

Melee

Weapon Kill Icon Ammo
Loaded 		Ammo
Carried 		Damage Range Notes / Special Abilities
Fists
Stock
Fists 		Killicon fists.png N/A N/A Base: Low

Crit : Pretty low too

Pictogram minus.png Its always a bad idea to use this weapon.
Fire Axe
Unlock
Axe 		Killicon fire axe.png N/A N/A Base 65

Crit : 195

Pictogram plus.png Good for chopping wood in your summerhome.

Bugs

  • Keisari can't spell english right.

Trivia

  • Keisari is 22 years old.
  • Keisari lives with his girlfriend.


  • Keisari making bad edit 1st person.

  • Keisari saying "Nope".

  • Image that does not relate to the article in any way.

See also

External links

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