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Revision as of 20:11, 25 June 2011
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| Keisari | |
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| Basic information | |
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| Type: | Offensive |
| Health: | 80 40 with the Scumpy equipped |
| Speed: | 100% 10% while using odd wiki commands |
| “ | "Bloody hell, you're awful."
— Sniper saw Keisari.
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| “ | "Tmsmhummg thmmemude mhhetude."
— Pyro commenting the value of Keisari's new edit.
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| “ | Imagine if I hadn't been drunk! Ah heh.
Click to listen
— Keisari after making some articles.
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Keisari is a feared, trollish Finn with an interest in all things containing women or Scrumpy, and chooses to translate and maintain articles that dont benefit the team rather than make articles that someone would actually use. Keisari's various gadgets include the computer, an automated machine that obeys his master, the keyboard, a device that makes stupid ideas come to text, and monitor that shows the stupid ideas and not-so-much clothed human beings on screen.
However, the Keisari's ungenious articles are under constant threat from fixing edits and devious enemy admins; a bad translator must keep his articles under a watchful eye and in horrible shape with his keyboard at all times. When the translator needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable weapons, combined with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight.
Keisari is also capable of editing articles which he has already constructed and redeploying them in new locations at the cost of inability to copypaste anything else in the meantime. Articles are vulnerable during the editing process, as they will be destroyed if the translator is banned; they also need some time to redeploy after being edited.
Contents
Bio
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Basic strategy
- Use the hands to use Computer and Keyboard.
- You need Scrumpy to build, repair, and upgrade your articles. Collect money to get more scrumpy.
- Kick your Computer with your foot to upgrade its power. Each kick adds more health and power.
- Troll IRC to provide your teammates with sadness and headache. They also generate rage for you to use.
- Link videos to help your team reach the rage faster.
- Keep an eye out for admins attaching Sappers to your articles. Use your Keyboard to remove Sappers.
Weapons
Note: Weapon damage is approximate and listed at base value. See individual weapon pages for additional figures.
Primary
| Weapon | Kill Icon | Ammo Loaded |
Ammo Carried |
Damage Range | Notes / Special Abilities |
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 Stock Computer |
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unlimited | unlimited | Base: wiki
Crit: internet |
 Allows player to build articles.
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 Unlock Flamer |
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200 | 200 | Base: All places where you can communicate.
Crit: Places where you cant communicate too. |
Allows player to flame in IRC, forums, etc.
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Secondary
| Weapon | Kill Icon | Ammo Loaded |
Ammo Carried |
Damage Range | Notes / Special Abilities |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Stock Cola |
1 | unlimited | N/A |
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 Unlock Beef Steak |
1 | 300g | N/A |  Restores health by 40 points.
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 Unlock Bottle of Scrumpy |
1 | unlimited | N/A | Everything seems funny.
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Melee
| Weapon | Kill Icon | Ammo Loaded |
Ammo Carried |
Damage Range | Notes / Special Abilities |
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 Stock Fists |
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N/A | N/A | Base: Low
Crit : Pretty low too |
 Its always a bad idea to use this weapon.
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 Unlock Axe |
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N/A | N/A | Base 65
Crit : 195 |
Good for chopping wood in your summerhome.
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Bugs
- Keisari can't spell english right.
- Keisari can't spell anything right after consuming scrumpy or wine.
Trivia
- He is 22 years old.
- He lives with his girlfriend.
Keisari making bad edit 1st person.
Keisari saying "Nope".
Image that does not relate to the article in any way.
Videos
↑ TF2 video made by keisari with tf2 video editor. Watch and make his achivements go up.
