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'''''Grordbort's Crash''''' is a [[comics|comic]] by [[Valve]] released on July 20, 2011 with the announcement of [[Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack]]. Grordbort's crash centers around the [[Soldier]] chatting with his wooden war veterans, when a strange object falls out of the sky, and the Soldier takes it upon himself to investigate.
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'''''Grordbort's Crash''''' is a [[Comics|comic]] released on July 20, 2011 to coincide with the release of [[Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack]]. ''Grordbort's Crash'' follows the profound and poignant coming-of-age story of the [[Soldier]], as he changes from the insane war-hero who has tea parties with his wooden-cutout war buddies and would mindlessly throw himself over a missile to save them, and grows in to an insane war-hero who has tea parties with his wooden-cutout war buddies and would mindlessly throw himself over a missile save them energy-weapon carrying space marine.
  
 
== Synopsis ==
 
== Synopsis ==
The comic begins with the Soldier reminiscing about some war stories with his "friends", who turn out to be cut-out soldiers made of wood. The Soldier's story is interrupted when a strange object falls out of the sky. The Soldier takes it upon himself to throw himself onto the rocket to save his squad, only to find out, that the rocket is full of guns. Armed with this new information, the Soldier exclaims he is off to join the "Space Marines".
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The comic begins with the Soldier reminiscing some war stories with his close friends at a tea party. The Soldier's stories are interrupted when a strange object falls out of the sky. The Soldier takes it upon himself to throw himself onto the rocket to save his squad, only to find out, that the rocket is full of guns. Armed with this new information, the Soldier exclaims he is off to join the "Space Marines".
  
 
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== Trivia ==
 
* The Soldier confuses the names of his comrades many times throughout the comic; for example, he refers to Salty Pete as 'Salsa Pete' and Pepper Pot Pete as 'Peter Pepper-Pants'.
 
  
 
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Revision as of 03:16, 22 July 2011

Grordbort's Crash
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Comic Strip Info
Released: July 20, 2011
Number of pages: 3
Hold on, this isn't a missile... it's a rocket. A rocket full of guns.
The Soldier

Grordbort's Crash is a comic released on July 20, 2011 to coincide with the release of Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack. Grordbort's Crash follows the profound and poignant coming-of-age story of the Soldier, as he changes from the insane war-hero who has tea parties with his wooden-cutout war buddies and would mindlessly throw himself over a missile to save them, and grows in to an insane war-hero who has tea parties with his wooden-cutout war buddies and would mindlessly throw himself over a missile save them energy-weapon carrying space marine.

Synopsis

The comic begins with the Soldier reminiscing some war stories with his close friends at a tea party. The Soldier's stories are interrupted when a strange object falls out of the sky. The Soldier takes it upon himself to throw himself onto the rocket to save his squad, only to find out, that the rocket is full of guns. Armed with this new information, the Soldier exclaims he is off to join the "Space Marines".

Pages

External links