User:WarCry45

This user is American, pardner!	This user owns 16 hats! (Probably 15 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)	This user has spent 495 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!	This user has earned 377 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 73%!
This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user has attained the level of Bronze on their World Traveler's Hat!	This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.
This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.	This user owns the Bounty Hat.	This user isn't going to redeem their RIFT Well Spun Hat Claim Code.	This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user tends to fall to pieces.	This user prefers Half-Life 1.	This user likes Half-Life 2.
g This user plays Garry's Mod.	This user plays poker with a gamer, a support specialist, a wrestleman, and a lagomorph.	This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"	This user fought off the zombie apocalypse with a gambler, a coach, a rambling mechanic, and a reporter.
This user has succumbed to Minecraft addiction.	This user loves to trade items.	This user has made over 14 edits to the Team Fortress Wiki!	I own a:Frontline Field Recorder