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''I translate and moderate finnish version of the wiki.''
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{{User Finnish}}
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{{User Wiki staff}}
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{{User Wiki translator}}
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{{User Wiki editor}}
| 1 = You are so small! Is funny to me!
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{{User Recent Changes Patroller}}
| 3 = '''This article is a [[:Category:Stubs|stub]]'''. As such, it is not complete. You can't help Team Fortress Wiki by [{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=edit}} expanding it].
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{{User STS}}
 
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{{User Steam|keisari89}}
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{{User IRC regular}}
 
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{{User TF2 total achievements|363}}
{{User infobox
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{{User Offensive Engineer}}
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{{User Bottle}}
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{{User Wrench}}
| type = [[Offensive]]
 
| health = '''80''' <br> 40 <small> with the [[scrumpy|Scumpy]] equipped</small>
 
| speed = '''100%''' <br> 10% <small>while using odd wiki commands</small>
 
| infoboxcolour = #f2a856
 
| tf2info = no
 
| contactinfo = no
 
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{{Quotation|'''Sniper''' saw Keisari.|
 
[[Media:Sniper_domination12.wav|"Bloody hell, you're awful."]]'''}}
 
{{Quotation|'''Pyro''' commenting the value of Keisari's new edit.|
 
[[Media:Pyro_specialcompleted01.wav|"Tmsmhummg thmmemude mhhetude."]]'''}}
 
{{Quotation|'''Keisari''' after making some articles.|Imagine if I '''hadn't''' been drunk! Ah heh.|sound=Demoman_cheers03.wav}}
 
'''Keisari''' is a feared, trollish Finn with an interest in all things containing women or [[bottle|Scrumpy]], and chooses to [[Help:Language_translation|translate]] and maintain articles that dont benefit the team rather than make articles that someone would actually use. Keisari's various gadgets include the [[PDA|computer]], an automated machine that obeys his master, the [[PDA|keyboard]], a device that makes stupid ideas come to text, and [[dispenser|monitor]] that shows the stupid ideas and not-so-much clothed human beings on screen.
 
 
 
However, the Keisari's ungenious articles are under constant threat from fixing edits and devious enemy [[admins]]; a bad translator must keep his articles under a watchful eye and in horrible shape with his keyboard at all times. When the translator needs to get his hands dirty, his trio of generic yet capable [[weapons]], combined with the assistance of his helpful hardware, make him more than capable of holding his own in a fight.
 
 
 
Keisari is also capable of editing articles which he has already constructed and redeploying them in new locations at the cost of inability to copypaste anything else in the meantime. Articles are vulnerable during the editing process, as they will be destroyed if the translator is banned; they also need some time to redeploy after being edited.
 
 
 
=== Bio ===
 
<div style="background: #eeeeee;color:#333333;padding:8px;font-size:12px;width:30%;">
 
{| style="background: none; border-top: 1px solid #AAAAAA; border-bottom: 1px solid #AAAAAA; width:100%;"
 
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{| style="background: none;" cellspacing=4px
 
|'''Name:'''
 
| width=125px | Keisari
 
|-
 
|'''Birthplace:'''  
 
| width=125px | {{w|Helsinki|Helsinki, '''Finland'''}}
 
|-
 
|'''Job:'''
 
| width=125px |  Article translating
 
|-
 
|'''Motto:'''
 
| width=125px |  "Nope"
 
|-
 
|'''Description:'''
 
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| width=399px | This trollish, feared bad guy from {{w|Tampere|Tampere, '''Finland'''}} loves meat, scrumpy and women. Fourteen years as a student in various schools this guy is still trying to get his Master of Science degree. Editing the wiki does not help him achieve his goal.
 
|}
 
|}</div>
 
 
 
== Basic strategy ==
 
 
 
* Use the [[hands]] to use Computer and Keyboard.
 
* You need [[scrumpy|Scrumpy]] to build, repair, and upgrade your articles. Collect money to get more scrumpy.
 
* Kick your [[dispenser|Computer]] with your foot to upgrade its power. Each kick adds more health and power.
 
* Troll [[Team_Fortress_Wiki:IRC|IRC]] to provide your teammates with sadness and headache. They also generate  rage for you to use.
 
* Link [[videos]] to help your team reach the rage faster.
 
* Keep an eye out for [[admins]] attaching [[Sappers]] to your articles. Use your Keyboard to remove Sappers.
 
 
 
 
 
{{clr}}
 
{{clr}}
 
 
 
==Weapons==
 
{{main|Weapons}}
 
Note: Weapon damage is approximate and listed at base value. See individual weapon pages for additional figures.
 
 
 
===Primary===
 
{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
 
! class="header" width="25%" | Weapon
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
 
! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
 
! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
|-
 
! {{icon item|PDA Build|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[PDA|Computer]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=skull}}
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | '''Base''': wiki
 
'''[[Crit]]''': internet
 
|{{Info}}Allows player to build articles.
 
|-
 
! {{icon item|Flamethrower|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Flamethrower|Flamer]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=flamethrower}}
 
| align="center" | 200
 
| align="center" | 200
 
| align="center" | '''Base''': All places where you can communicate.
 
'''[[Crit]]''': Places where you cant communicate too.
 
|{{Info}}Allows player to flame in IRC, forums, etc.
 
|}
 
 
 
===Secondary===
 
{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Weapon
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
 
! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
 
! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
|-
 
! {{icon item|Crit-a-Cola|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[Crit-a-Cola|Cola]]
 
| align="center" |
 
| align="center" | 1
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
|
 
{{Pro}}Tastes really good.
 
 
 
{{Con}}Makes your teeth go bad.
 
 
 
{{Info}}When used, all damage dealt and damage taken are the same as before.
 
 
 
{{Info}}Reduces the effects of sleep.
 
 
 
{{Info}}The effect lasts 15 minutes then has to recharge while opening new bottle.
 
|-
 
! {{icon item|Buffalo Steak Sandvich|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Buffalo Steak Sandvich|Beef Steak]]
 
| align="center" |
 
| align="center" | 1
 
| align="center" | 300g
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
|{{Pro}}Restores health by 40 points.
 
 
 
{{Pro}}Makes your protein level go up.
 
|-
 
! {{icon item|Bottle|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Bottle|Bottle of Scrumpy]]
 
| align="center" |
 
| align="center" | 1
 
| align="center" | unlimited
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
|{{Pro}}Everything seems funny.
 
 
 
{{Con}}Makes you more stupid, slow and unbalanced.
 
 
 
{{Con}}-40 Health
 
|}
 
 
 
===Melee===
 
{| class="wikitable grid" width="100%"
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Weapon
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Kill Icon
 
! class="header" width="7%" | Ammo<br/>Loaded
 
! class="header" width="5%"  | Ammo<br/>Carried
 
! class="header" width="10%" | Damage Range
 
! class="header" width="30%" | Notes / Special Abilities
 
|-
 
! {{icon item|Fists|100px}}<br /><small>'''Stock'''</small><br />[[Fists|Fists]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=fists}}
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" |  '''Base''': Low
 
'''[[Crit]]''' : Pretty low too
 
|{{Con}}Its always a bad idea to use this weapon.
 
|-
 
! {{icon item|Fire Axe|100px}}<br /><small>'''Unlock'''</small><br />[[Fire Axe|Axe]]
 
| align="center" | {{Icon killicon|weapon=fire axe}}
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" | N/A
 
| align="center" | '''Base''' 65
 
'''[[Crit]]''' : 195
 
|{{Pro}}Good for chopping wood in your summerhome.
 
|}
 
 
 
== Bugs ==
 
*Keisari can't spell english right.
 
*Keisari can't spell anything right after consuming scrumpy or wine.
 
 
 
== Trivia ==
 
*He is 22 years old.
 
*He lives with his girlfriend.
 
 
 
<br><gallery widths=150px heights=150px>
 
File:Build_Tool_1st_person.png|Keisari making bad edit 1st person.
 
File:Nope.png|Keisari saying "Nope".
 
File:Bird.png|Image that does not relate to the article in any way.
 
</gallery>
 
{{clr}}
 
 
 
== Videos ==
 
 
 
{{youtube|Ah3D8LCRIig}}
 
↑ <small>TF2 video made by keisari with tf2 video editor. Watch and make his achivements go up.</small>
 
 
 
== See also ==
 
 
 
*[[Help:Language_translation|Translating]]
 
*[[User_talk:Keisari|Keisari's talkpage]]
 
*[[Glossary_of_player_terms#N|Noob]]
 
 
 
==External links==
 
*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/keisari89/ Keisari's steam profile]
 
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire/ Satire]
 
 
 
 
{{User:WindBOT/Item checklists/Keisari}}
 
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Revision as of 12:33, 30 August 2011

I translate and moderate finnish version of the wiki.

Flag Finland.png This user is Finnish and knows a little more about sauna than you do, pal, BECAUSE THEY INVENTED IT.
S This user is a Team Fortress Wiki staff member.
TF2 crosshair.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki translator!
Edit icon.png This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.
Approved.png This user watches the Recent Changes log.
Userbox STS.gif This user contributed to the translations of Steam and Valve games.


Steam tray.png This user has a Steam profile, which can be found here.
# This user is a regular on the Team Fortress Wiki IRC channel
Achieved.png This user has earned 363 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 70%!
Engineer Update Gunslinger.png This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
Melee icon Bottle.png Cheers, mate!
Melee icon Wrench.png Wrench smashin' mah Spy!

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