User:Fyahweather/Template:ScoutUserboxes

Hats

This user oughta be on a baseball card!	This user is brave enough to drink TWO sodas at once!	Extra! Extra! You're frickin' dead!	This user is reckless enough to ride without a helmet.
This user causes trouble wherever he goes.	This user is childish.	If you order now, this user will throw in a second beating, absolutely free.	This user cannot fly, but tries to anyway.
This user has a hat that actually looks good when worn the wrong way.	This user is a rebel. Blame Major League Baseball.	This user does not shoot messengers.	This user is an authority on hot dogs.

Miscellaneous Items

This user is a wannabe superhero.

This user cares deeply about Flip-Flops.

This user is lounging in the shade instead of fighting in the sun.

This user can see both teams!