User:Focusknock

Because without TF2, I would be spending a lot more time staring into space not thinking about TF2.

You may remember me as...

• The Bunny FaN Scout Noob. Don't get me wrong, I know how terrifying the Scattergun can be. But nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Force-a-Nature scout bearing down on you. Granted, you might laugh at my Sandman, but I can shoot pretty far with my stick of wood.
• The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
• That Pyro. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
• Just Another Demoknight. Let's face it, this Gibus doesn't do anything for my looks does it? Well perhaps the fact I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game will counterbalance that. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. Ever.
• Elvis with a Natascha. I do use the Shotgun and KBG sometimes. But I use Natascha. I succumbed to the will of Natascha. Please, help me, before it's too la
• The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.
• Ew gross, a Halo Medic. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
• The Towering Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my Towering Pillar, does it not?
• Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Shoot me. Look away. Look back. The ragdoll is on the floor, but this is no ordinary ragdoll. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Dead Ringer. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.

Have a gander at these little beauties

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This user has spent 1097 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!

And only 20-ish hours are idling.

This user has earned 239 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 46%!

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: March 24th, 2009

This user owns 13 hats! (Probably 12 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user is British, and damn proud of it.

This user plays TF2 with a trackball.

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.

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This user, in a single life, has got shot, burned, bludgeoned, and received explosive damage.

This user is a Soldier Hater. "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"

DERP	This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.