User:Focusknock

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I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought. — Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2

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If you reached this userpage then I've probably done something wrong. Head on over to my userpage to tell me off.

You may remember me as

• The Bunny Scout. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Force-a-Nature/Scattergun Scout bearing down on you. Granted, you might laugh at the Sandman, but I can shoot pretty far with my stick of wood.
• The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
• That Pyro. Who was that pyro with the brainslug just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
• Just Another Demoknight. With my Towering pillar, I can knock up to 8 heads in a good game. Just a word of warning; don't ever ask me to use stickies. Ever.
• Elvis with a Natascha. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. But I use Natascha mostly. I have to use Natascha. I succumbed to the will of Natascha. Please, help me, before it's too la
• The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Shotgun.
• Ew gross, a Halo Medic. With a kirtzkrieg. Guess what class I don't play the most?
• The Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Kukiri. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
• Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just an enemy Pyro. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.

Have a gander at these little beauties

This user has spent 1141 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!

And only 20-ish hours are idling.

This user has earned 250 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 48%!

This user is a Mercenary. Hire Date: March 24th, 2009

This user owns 15 hats! (Probably 14 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)

This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 272 frames per second.

This user plays TF2 with a trackball.

This user is British, and damn proud of it.

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.

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This user, in a single life, has got shot, burned, bludgeoned, and received explosive damage.

This user is an offensineer. "You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."

This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus.

This user owns Max's Severed Head.

This user owns the Big Kill.

This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.

This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.

This user owns the Cheater's Lament.

This user page is so small, it is funny to me!

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This user really doesn't give a $#!& how he arranges his userpage.

DIE	This user is a Soldier Hater. "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"

DERP	This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.