User:Texaneer

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Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

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Bio

Name: Mike Location of origin: "Tiny itty-bitty country of madness(Read:Poland) Job: Weapon merchant Motto: "Like to make things" Emblems: 50px  50px Description: A devious artist and Youtuber, engineer named Texaneer joined here to this wiki to translate and correct some pages. As usual he's bored so he puts random "SUPER SECRIT GUNZ!!!" here for no reason."Maybe I'll submit one of them to Advanced Weaponiser or Randomizer..."- he said. The reason is as unknown as Pyro's true face.

Equipement

• Headwear – Texas Ten Gallon: A headwear item for the Engineer.
• Misc – Deus Specs: A miscellaneous item for the Engineer.
• Primary – Widowmaker: On hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo, No reload necessary, Per Shot: -30 metal,Uses metal as ammo.
• Melee - Gunslinger: Replaces standard Sentry Gun with Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, Increases maximum health by 25 points, Guarantees a Critical hit on a third consecutive punch, No random Critical hits.

Looks for

Hats:

• Team Captain - A headwear item for Soldier, Heavy and Medic.
• Radigan Conagher Brown Painted,Clean Texas Ten Gallon - Because I want to be a TRUE Texaneer!

Miscs:

• Essential Accessories - A miscellaneous item for Scout.
• Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe - A miscellaneous item for Soldier.
• Physician's Procedure Mask - A miscellaneous item for Medic.
• Prairie Heel Biters - A musiscellaneous item for Engineer.

Paints:

• Balaclavas are Forever - To paint Essential Accessories
• Waterlogged Lab Coat - To paint Physican's Procedure Mask

Weapons:

• New wrench - New wrench that increases max health by 25 hp

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Weapon suggestions

SUPER SECRET GUN SUGGESTIONS!
Class	Weapon	Attributes/Notes
Scout	Primary Quick Shot	+50% Faster firing speed  +45% Faster Reload speed  +40% Faster Weapon switch rate  -50% Damage done  -60% clip size  No random critical hits  If one shot is unused before reloading, it is lost.
	Secondary Fruity PUNCH!	Applies self healing effect wich will heal 10 hp for 10 seconds  20% longer cooldown
	secondary Mystic shield	-30% taken critical hits  +30% fire damage resistance on wearer  -25% slower move speed on wearer  Grants its abilities passively, does not need to be selected  This weapon is a part of "Boston knight set"
	Melee Boston slicer	+30% damage done  Has 20% longer melee range  -40% slower firing rate  This weapon is a part of "Boston knight set"
Soldier	Primary Jumper's Trumpet	+15% Faster firing speed  +40% Faster projectile speed  -50% Damage taken from own explosions  -25% Damage done  -20% Slower reload speed  -50% explosion radius  No random critical hits
	Primary Flak Cannon	Explosion drops 4 small bombs. Each bomb deals 40 damage  +25% explosion radius  No random critical hits  Cannot be crit-boosted  Projectiles can be shot down with bullets  -25% slower firing speed
	Melee Capper	Upon capturing a point: 100% chance for critical hit for 8 seconds  Upon capturing a point: +20% faster move speed for 12 seconds  -30% Damage done  No random critical hits
	Melee Shogun's edge	When activated:  On kill: 100% chance for critical hit for 5 seconds  +20% move speed on wearer  No random critical hits  Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills.
Pyro	Primary Airblaster	Airblast can knockback wearer when its aimed on the ground  -150% Airblast cost  +50% Airblast range  -50% Damage penalty
	Secondary SBC-40 Incendairy shotgun	On hit: target is engulfed in flames  +50% Max secondary ammo on wearer  -20% damage penatly  -50% afterburn duration
	Melee Axident	On hit: Bleed for 8 seconds  -40% slower weapon switch  -25% slower firing speed  User becomes vulnerable to afterburn
	Melee Firefighter	On burning target hit: +20 health  -25% damage vs non-burning players
	Melee NoPony	This weapon counts kills just like strange weapons  Broadcasts every successful hit on an enemy player over the death-notice area  Kills are labeled as "DEAD PONY" respectively in the death-notice area  Crits on rabid ponies  You shouldn't use:"Haters gonna hate" if you are a pony(rabid ofc)
Demoman	Primary Bomber Lad	+50% clip size  +30% Launched bomb range  -0.25 launched bomb detonation time  -25% damage penatly  No random critical hits
	Melee DeGroot bordeaux	Broken bottle causes bleeding for 8 seconds.  Broken bottle deals 25% less damage
	Melee Hit'n'Pick	On kill: A small ammo pack is dropped
Heavy	Primary Urshula	40% faster spin-up time  +25% faster move speed when deployed  50% slower spin-down time  -25% bullet per pellet  No random critical hits  My dearest Urshula...
	Secondary Pocket Sandvich	+50% faster consuption time  25% faster cooldown  With primary fire or taunt key, restores 100 health over about 2 seconds.  With secondary fire, throws it for another player to restore 50% health.  When thrown and then picked up, restores recharge bar.
	Melee Punch Out	Knockback target on hit  Deals critical hits instead of mini-crits  +25% chance for critical hit  On critical hit miss: Stun for 5 seconds
Engineer	Primary Scrap Gun	+50% damage vs. buildings  -20% less bullet spread  -30% clip size
	Primary Texas Ranger	+10% damage done  +10% bullet per pellet  Damage remove sappers  -60% clip size  Deals mini-critical hits instead of critical hits  If one shot is unused before reloading, it is lost.
	secondary Cowboy's six-shot	+40% faster weapon switch  +30% damage done  -50% clip size  -30% slower firing speed  Allows to perform 1 hit kill to enemy engineer who also drawed the same weapon within 3 seconds
	Melee Hammer head	+20% faster repair speed  Requires olny 1 hit to remove sappers  -20% slower firing speed on players
Medic	Primary Aggressor	+40% clip size  +20% faster firing speed  Deals critical hits instead mini-crits  -30% damage done  -10% slower move speed on wearer  Watch out, we got a aggresive medic over here.
	Primary Ubercharger	On hit: +2 ubercharge added  -30% slower firing speed  -20% damage penatly
	Melee Veno-saw	On hit: Jarate applied to target for 12 seconds  No random critical hits  Weapon can't deal mini-critical/critical hits on jaratized targets
Sniper	Primary Plan to kill	On accurate headshot: +20% increased damage  On accurate bodyshot: +10% increased damage  On accurate miss: -25% decreased damage  -50% damage penatly
	Primary Railgun	+75% max primary ammo on wearer  Projectiles penetrates enemy targets  No move speed penalty from zoom  No headshots  No power charge  Gibs player on kill
	Secondary Queensland riot	+40% clip size  +15% faster firing speed  -10% slower reload speed  -20% slower weapon switch  No random critical hits
Spy	Primary One Shot	+50% damage done  On hit:+1 bullet added to clip  On miss: All ammo is wasted  Weapon holds olny 1 bullet in clip  No random critical hits
	Primary T.M.W.D.G.	On hit: +10 health  -20% slower firing speed  -25 max health on wearer
	Melee Phantomas	Silent killer: No attack noise from backstabs  No killcam to victim  User can't see enemy's health  Kills olny by backstab