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| − | I enjoy a spot of TF2 with my comrades every evening, we often enjoy hunting for curious species of hats and other spoils in the baron wastelands of cp_orange_x. It is a cruel and unforgiving place normally, but we have recently discovered a haven for our kind, a | + | [[Image:User_HyperJerk_Sentry_man.PNG|thumb|A photo of my delightful self.]] |
| + | I enjoy a spot of TF2 with my comrades every evening, we often enjoy hunting for curious species of hats and other spoils in the baron wastelands of cp_orange_x. It is a cruel and unforgiving place normally, but we have recently discovered a haven for our kind, a cp_orange_x nature reserve where all poachers have been banned, no longer shall we be deprived of our heads whence we've left the base! | ||
Currently the hunt is on for a new swarm of queer specimens known as Mann-conomy drops, me and my fellow adventurers have only recently found a plentiful supply of what appears to be a fish, wrapped up in newspaper. This discovery baffled us, but it seemed as if every time you felt bitter enough to hit someone with it, everybody instantly knew and came running to witness the spectacle of a once honourable man torn down to a wee crybaby after simply being slapped by a fish. We hear of people exchanging hats, which has never happened before. I've never seen such a cease-fire in all my life! For the first time in hat-simulating history, people from both teams are just freezing mid-battle, tearing off their beautiful headwear and throwing them onto the heads of lads from the opposite team. | Currently the hunt is on for a new swarm of queer specimens known as Mann-conomy drops, me and my fellow adventurers have only recently found a plentiful supply of what appears to be a fish, wrapped up in newspaper. This discovery baffled us, but it seemed as if every time you felt bitter enough to hit someone with it, everybody instantly knew and came running to witness the spectacle of a once honourable man torn down to a wee crybaby after simply being slapped by a fish. We hear of people exchanging hats, which has never happened before. I've never seen such a cease-fire in all my life! For the first time in hat-simulating history, people from both teams are just freezing mid-battle, tearing off their beautiful headwear and throwing them onto the heads of lads from the opposite team. | ||
Latest revision as of 11:31, 2 October 2010
A bit about myself
I enjoy a spot of TF2 with my comrades every evening, we often enjoy hunting for curious species of hats and other spoils in the baron wastelands of cp_orange_x. It is a cruel and unforgiving place normally, but we have recently discovered a haven for our kind, a cp_orange_x nature reserve where all poachers have been banned, no longer shall we be deprived of our heads whence we've left the base!
Currently the hunt is on for a new swarm of queer specimens known as Mann-conomy drops, me and my fellow adventurers have only recently found a plentiful supply of what appears to be a fish, wrapped up in newspaper. This discovery baffled us, but it seemed as if every time you felt bitter enough to hit someone with it, everybody instantly knew and came running to witness the spectacle of a once honourable man torn down to a wee crybaby after simply being slapped by a fish. We hear of people exchanging hats, which has never happened before. I've never seen such a cease-fire in all my life! For the first time in hat-simulating history, people from both teams are just freezing mid-battle, tearing off their beautiful headwear and throwing them onto the heads of lads from the opposite team.
This wave of trading and sharing with the enemy came as a bit of a shock to me, these Mann-conomy drops must have some special power that hypnotise strong, burly warriors into fashion crazed and trade obsessed zombies! That Saxton Hale should really think about what he lets in to the ecosystem, these creatures were never meant to be introduced into our climate, we just aren't ready for it.
I will continue my search for these odd specimens to further my research into the psychological damage their nature is causing.
