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'''Voice Responses''' are contextually triggered lines that play after a player or character has achieved something, for instance killing enemies. Previous Halloween updates have released several Halloween Bosses: the [[Horseless Headless Horsemann]], [[MONOCULUS]], [[Merasmus]], and the [[Merasmus#Bombinomicon|Bombinomicon]]. They each have several vocal responses, all of which are listed below.
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'''Voice Responses''' are contextually triggered lines that play after a player or character has achieved something, for instance killing enemies. Previous Halloween updates have released several Halloween Bosses/characters: the [[Horseless Headless Horsemann]], [[MONOCULUS]], [[Merasmus]], [[Bombinomicon (character)|Bombinomicon]], and the Mann Brothers [[Redmond Mann|Redmond]] and [[Blutarch Mann|Blutarch]]. They each have several [[Responses|vocal responses]], all of which are listed below.
  
 
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[[File:Backpack_Horseless_Headless_Horsemann's_Head.png|110px|left]]
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== [[Haunted Hallowe'en Special]] (2009) ==
<br><br><br><br>
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[[File:Zepheniah Ghost.png|50px|left]]
== [[Horseless Headless Horsemann]] ==
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=== [[Ghost]] ===
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Idle'''
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|content    =
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* [[Media:Halloween moan1.mp3|(Long deep moaning)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween moan2.mp3|(High-pitched moaning)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween moan3.mp3|(Long high-pitched moan)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween moan4.mp3|(Short deep moan)]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Haunting a player'''
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|image      = Ghost_Yikes!.png
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|image-size = 25px
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|content    =
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* [[Media:Halloween boo1.mp3|''Boo!'']]
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* [[Media:Halloween boo2.mp3|Boyiuh!]]
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* [[Media:Halloween boo3.mp3|Boymuh!]]
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* [[Media:Halloween boo4.mp3|Boo!]]
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* [[Media:Halloween boo5.mp3|'''Boymuh!''']]
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* [[Media:Halloween boo6.mp3|'''BOO!''']]
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* [[Media:Halloween boo7.mp3|'''Boo!''']]
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}}
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[[File:TF2 crosshair orange.png|35px|left]]
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=== Player ===
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''YIKES! scream'''
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|image      = Tf scared stiff.png
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|image-size = 25px
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|content    =
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* [[Media:Halloween scream1.mp3|(High-pitched scream)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween scream2.mp3|(Long scream)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween scream3.mp3|(Short yell)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween scream4.mp3|(Shriek)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween scream5.mp3|(Scared scream)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween scream6.mp3|(Short yelp)]]
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* [[Media:Halloween scream7.mp3|(Concerned yell)]]
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}}
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== [[Scream Fortress Update]] (2010) ==
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[[File:Backpack_Horseless_Headless_Horsemann's_Head.png|50px|left]]
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=== [[Horseless Headless Horsemann]] ===
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
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{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
|title      = '''Laughter when idle'''
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|title      = '''Idle'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
 
* [[Media:Knight_laugh01.wav|(Evil laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Knight_laugh01.wav|(Evil laughter)]]
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}}
 
}}
  
[[File:Backpack_MONOCULUS!.png|110px|left]]
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<br><br><br>
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== [[Very Scary Halloween Special]] (2011) ==
== [[Monoculus]] ==
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[[File:Backpack_MONOCULUS!.png|50px|left]]
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=== [[MONOCULUS]] ===
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
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}}
 
}}
  
[[File:Backpack_Skull_Island_Topper.png|110px|left]]
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<br><br><br>
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== [[Spectral Halloween Special]] (2012) ==
== [[Merasmus]] ==
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[[File:Backpack_Skull_Island_Topper.png|50px|left]]
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=== [[Merasmus]] ===
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
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* [[Media:Sf12_appears04.wav|"'''Cower fools!''' Merasmus is here!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears04.wav|"'''Cower fools!''' Merasmus is here!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears07.wav|"Run '''fools'''! Run from Merasmus!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears07.wav|"Run '''fools'''! Run from Merasmus!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_appears08.wav|"Merasmus the Wizard has '''come'' for your souls!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_appears08.wav|"Merasmus the Wizard has '''come''' for your souls!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears09.wav|(evil laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears09.wav|(evil laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears10.wav|(wicked laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears10.wav|(wicked laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears11.wav|(diabolical laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears11.wav|(diabolical laughter)]]
* [[Media:Sf12_appears13.wav|"'''Soldier'''! '''Never''' anger a '''magician'''!]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_appears13.wav|"'''Soldier'''! '''Never''' anger a '''magician'''!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_appears14.wav|"'''Welcome'''. To your '''doom'''!]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_appears14.wav|"'''Welcome'''. To your '''doom'''!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_appears15.wav|"DOOM! '''All'' of you are ''doomed''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_appears15.wav|"DOOM! '''All''' of you are ''doomed''!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears16.wav|"Enjoy Halloween mortals, for it ''will'' be your '''last'''!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_appears16.wav|"Enjoy Halloween mortals, for it ''will'' be your '''last'''!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_appears17.wav|"Merasmus arrives on a tide of '''''blood'''''!" (sotto voce) "Oh hello, Soldier".]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_appears17.wav|"Merasmus arrives on a tide of '''''blood'''''! *sotto voce* Oh hello, Soldier".]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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* [[Media:Sf12_attacks06.wav|"Plah!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks06.wav|"Plah!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks07.wav|"Uh huh hah!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks07.wav|"Uh huh hah!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks08.wav|"Rahhh"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_attacks08.wav|"Rahhh!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks09.wav|"''Mortis Attagstah!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks09.wav|"''Mortis Attagstah!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks10.wav|"''Staffus Attackum!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_attacks10.wav|"''Staffus Attackum!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon05.wav|"Booooooombinomicon!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon05.wav|"Booooooombinomicon!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon09.wav|"Forbidden book! ''I'' '''unchain''' thee!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon09.wav|"Forbidden book! ''I'' '''unchain''' thee!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon10.wav|"'''Cower''' by the Bombinomicon!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon10.wav|"'''Cower''' before the Bombinomicon!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon11.wav|"''Beebus Barrasbus Bombinomicon!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon11.wav|"''Beebus Barrasbus Bombinomicon!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon13.wav|"Bombinomicon! '''Heed''' my call!]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_bombinomicon13.wav|"Bombinomicon! '''Heed''' my call!]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_grenades05.wav|"'''Grenade!''' (laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_grenades05.wav|"'''Grenade!''' (laughter)]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_grenades06.wav|"(crazed laughter)"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_grenades06.wav|"(crazed laughter)"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_staff_magic12.wav|"Bombs! So many bombs!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_staff_magic13.wav|"Magic everyone! Magic!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_nonspecific04.wav|"Yes! Yes! Perfect!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_scared01.wav|"Yes! Flee! Flee, cowards!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_scared02.wav|"(laughter) Run cowards! Run!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_scared03.wav|"That's right. Run cowards!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_scared04.wav|"(evil laughter) Run cowards! Run!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_scared06.wav|"How will you fight me when you're all so scared?"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_scared07.wav|"The fear is inside you!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_scared08.wav|"Fear me! Poop, poop in your pumpkin pants!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords03.wav|"''Babmo Bibrundo!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords03.wav|"''Babmo Bibrundo!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords04.wav|"''Bravus Abimbus!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords04.wav|"''Bravus Abimbus!''"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords05.wav|"''Basbus Brontu!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords05.wav|"''Barbo Cabarto!''"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords06.wav|"''Barbo Cabarto!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords06.wav|"''Abo Alabasbas!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords07.wav|"''Lesbo Barrabus!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords07.wav|"''Lesbo Barrabus!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords08.wav|"''Barraparraf Brubus!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords08.wav|"''Barraparraf Brubus!''"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords09.wav|"''Binto Cartum!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords09.wav|"''Binto Bartum!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords10.wav|"''Bemilus Bronte!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords10.wav|"''Bemilus Bronte!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords11.wav|"''Mictor Ate!''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_magicwords11.wav|"''Mictor Ate!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_pain05.wav|"Oughhhh!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_pain05.wav|"Oughhhh!"]]
  
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Player hits Merasmus with headbomb'''
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|content    =
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit01.wav|"Nooo!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit02.wav|"Nooo!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit03.wav|"Yaaah!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit04.wav|"Ahhhh!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit05.wav|"Oh the irony!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit06.wav|"Ahhhh! You're still a fool!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit07.wav|"Ahh!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit08.wav|"Oww! Et tu head bombs?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit09.wav|"Ahhhh!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit10.wav|"Ahhhhhhhh!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit12.wav|"Ah! Back! Stay back you fools!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit13.wav|"Ah! Magic...powerless...against bombs!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit14.wav|"Ooooh! I did not think this through."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit15.wav|"Ahh! Well played! Fool."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit16.wav|"Nyah! No, don't hit ''me'' with it!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit17.wav|"Haaah!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit18.wav|"No, that ''really'' hurt!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit19.wav|"Aah! Ghost pain! It's worse than regular pain!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit20.wav|"Bombinomicon! Betrayer!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit21.wav|"Naaah! Oh, Judas book!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit23.wav|"Ahh! Who told you to do that?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit24.wav|"Naaah!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit25.wav|"Ahh! So weak!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_headbomb_hit26.wav|"Fool! Your bombs are only making me weaker! (weak laughter) So weak!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal17.wav|"Must hide. Get '''stronger'''."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal17.wav|"Must hide. Get '''stronger'''."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal19.wav|"You have bested my magic! But can you ''withstand'' the '''dark''' power...of '''HIDING'''!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_heal19.wav|"You have bested my magic! But can you ''withstand'' the '''dark''' power...of '''HIDING'''!"]]
''If players are taking too long to find Merasmus''
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'''If players are taking too long to find Merasmus'''
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles_demo_01.wav|"Demoman! Would you have your eye back? Come find me!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles_demo_01.wav|"Demoman! Would you have your eye back? Come find me!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles01.wav|(malevolent laughter) "The ''longer'' I hide. The '''stronger''' I get."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles01.wav|(malevolent laughter) "The ''longer'' I hide. The '''stronger''' I get."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles07.wav|(weak laughter) "The longer I hide, the '''stronger''' I get."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles07.wav|(weak laughter) "The longer I hide, the '''stronger''' I get."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles08.wav|"The fools! They have ''no'' idea how '''strong''' I'm getting. Or how ''loud''...I'm..talking..."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles08.wav|"The fools! They have ''no'' idea how '''strong''' I'm getting. Or how ''loud''...I'm..talking..."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles09.wav|"He he he! I'm getting '''stronger'''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles10.wav|"He he he he! I'm getting ''stronger''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles11.wav|"Oh life courses back into my ''ghostly'' wizard veins!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles12.wav|"Oh hiding heals my battered ghost body! It is a Halloween miracle!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles14.wav|"If you don't find me soon, I'll get so strong I might '''die''' of strength (laughs) That's a ''real'' thing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles15.wav|"Fools! A wizard heals himself right under your noses!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles16.wav|"Find me soon. I'm getting super strong and totally healed! (laughs) Hiding is the best!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles18.wav|"Oh I am healing ''so much'' hiding as this pumpkin. Oh no! I gave it away! Or ''did'' I? So much mystery."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles20.wav|"Aah, hiding...healing...I might never come out."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles21.wav|"I am hiding, but as what? A pumpkin? A brick! Perhaps a harmless oil drum? Or a brick?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles22.wav|"Come find me! ''If you dare''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles23.wav|"I'm hiding. But where? So much mystery!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles24.wav|"The terrifying hiding mystery...continues!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles25.wav|"You'll never guess my disguise. It's too cunning!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles26.wav|"Find me! ... Nope! Getting colder!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles27.wav|"''Find me!'' No, getting colder...colder...''colder''...colder!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles28.wav|"You fools! You will never find me!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles29.wav|"Fools! You'll never find me!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles30.wav|"I am hidden somewhere in this eldritch realm. But where? ''Where?''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles31.wav|"Where could I be?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles33.wav|"Hmmm. Where could the best wizard be hiding?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles37.wav|(evil laughter)]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles41.wav|"Oh I'm not ''there''."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles42.wav|"I'm inside your head!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles44.wav|"''Close''. You're getting warmer!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles46.wav|"You're close! Oh, so close! Or are you?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles47.wav|"You're close! Oh, you're ''so'' close!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles48.wav|"Hmm. Where could I be?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_hide_idles49.wav|"Where could Merasmus be?"]]
 
}}
 
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* [[Media:Sf12_leaving08.wav|"A-ha! Too slow! I leave!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving08.wav|"A-ha! Too slow! I leave!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving09.wav|*Evil laugh* "Goodbye, forever!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving09.wav|*Evil laugh* "Goodbye, forever!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving10.wav|*Evil laugh* "Goodbye, forever! *sotto voice* I'll see you at home, Soldier."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_leaving10.wav|*Evil laugh* "Goodbye, forever! *sotto voce* I'll see you at home, Soldier."]]
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving11.wav|"You have amused Merasmus, but now I must attend to other eldritch buisness. Farewell!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_leaving11.wav|"You have amused Merasmus, but now I must attend to other eldritch business. Farewell!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving12.wav|"*Evil laugh* I bid you, farewell!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving12.wav|"*Evil laugh* I bid you, farewell!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving13.wav|"Farewell! Happy Halloween, everyone!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_leaving13.wav|"Farewell! Happy Halloween, everyone!"]]
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|content    =  
 
|content    =  
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated01.wav|"Ach, no!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated01.wav|"Ach, no!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated02.wav|""]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_defeated02.wav|"You win. No, wait, it's a tie! Argh..."]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated03.wav|"Aaah!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated03.wav|"Aaah!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated04.wav|"Aaah!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated04.wav|"Aaah!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_defeated06.wav|"Nyyaaagh! I hate you so much, Soldier!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated06.wav|"Nyyaaagh! I hate you so much, Soldier!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated07.wav|"You haven't heard the last of Merasmus the Magician!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated07.wav|"You haven't heard the last of Merasmus the Magician!"]]
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated08.wav|"I die, I diieeee... by Soldier."]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_defeated08.wav|"I die, I diieeee... bye Soldier."]]
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated09.wav|"I die! Soldier, '''you are the wooorst roommate!'''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf12_defeated09.wav|"I die! Soldier, '''you were the wooorst roommate!'''"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated10.wav|"I die! I curse this land, for a hundred years!- No! A thousand! Thousand year-oh, I die!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated10.wav|"I die! I curse this land, for a hundred years!- No! A thousand! Thousand year-oh, I die!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated11.wav|"Noooo!"]]
 
* [[Media:Sf12_defeated11.wav|"Noooo!"]]
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===[[Wheel of Fate]] outcomes ===
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=== [[Wheel of Fate]] outcomes ===
  
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
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|content    =  
 
|content    =  
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_speed01.wav|"Super Speed!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_speed01.wav|"Super Speed!"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = Dance fate
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|image      = Fate_card_dance.png
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_dance02.wav|"Dance fools!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_dance03.wav|"Darkness falls across the land! The dancing hour is close at hand!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_dance04.wav|"And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus. For no mere mortal can resist, the magic of Merasmus!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_dance05.wav|"Dance. Dance! DANCE!"]]
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_dance06.wav|"Plague of dancing!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
''Bleed effect''
+
*'''[[Bleed]] effect'''
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody01.wav|"The bloodening!"]]
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** [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody01.wav|"The bloodening!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody02.wav|"Blood-letting!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody02.wav|"Blood-letting!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody03.wav|"Let the blood flow!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody03.wav|"Let the blood flow!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody04.wav|"Blood fate!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody04.wav|"Blood fate!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody05.wav|"Plague of blood!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_bloody05.wav|"Plague of blood!"]]
 +
 
 +
*'''[[Fire]] effect'''
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire01.wav|"Firestorm!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire02.wav|"Fire!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire03.wav|"Fire, yes! Now you're all on fire!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire04.wav|"Fire! Oh, that's a good one!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire05.wav|"Burn fools, burn!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic03.wav|"BURN!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic04.wav|"Burn fools!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic05.wav|"Hellfire!"]]
  
''Fire effect''
+
*'''Rain of [[Jarate]]'''
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire01.wav|"Firestorm!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic02.wav|"Jarate!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire02.wav|"Fire!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic06.wav|"Jarate! No magic is beneath Merasmus!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire03.wav|"Fire, yes! Now you're all on fire!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic08.wav|"Jarate! That ''is'' what you think it is!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire04.wav|"Fire! Oh, that's a good one!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic09.wav|"Rain of waste!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_fire05.wav|"Burn fools, burn!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic10.wav|"Jarate! Merasmus is...sorry about this one."]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_staff_magic11.wav|"Jarate! Merasmus is...not proud...of this one."]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate01.wav|"Rain of Jarate!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate02.wav|"Rain of Jarate! *sotto voce* I'm sorry about this."]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate03.wav|"Jarate!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate04.wav|"Jarate! Jarate for everyone!"]]
 +
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate05.wav|"Jarate for everyone! I'm so, ''so'' '''sorry'''!"]]
  
''Rain of Jarate''
+
*'''Summoning [[Ghost|Ghosts]]'''
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate01.wav|"Rain of Jarate!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts01.wav|"Ghosts!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate02.wav|"Rain of Jarate! I'm sorry about this."]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts02.wav|"Let the haunting... begin!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate03.wav|"Jarate!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts03.wav|"Rise, rise from your graves!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate04.wav|"Jarate! Jarate for everyone!"]]
+
** [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts05.wav|"Plague of ghosts!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jarate05.wav|"Jarate for everyone! I'm so, so sorry!"]]
 
  
''Summoning Ghosts''
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts01.wav|"Ghosts!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts02.wav|"Let the haunting... begin!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts03.wav|"Rise, rise from your graves!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_ghosts05.wav|"Plague of ghosts!"]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
  
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* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity02.wav|"Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity02.wav|"Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity03.wav|"Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it! ...Most of it!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity03.wav|"Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it! ...Most of it!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity05.wav|"Gravity! I banish thee!"]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity04.wav|"Gravity! I banish thee!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity05.wav|"Say goodbye to your precious gravity!"]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_gravity05.wav|"Bid farewell to your precious gravity!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jump01.wav|"Super Jumping!"]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jump01.wav|"Super jumping!"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jump02.wav|"High Jump!"]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_jump02.wav|"High jump!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible07.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' *sotto voice* ...I don't know why I put that on the wheel..."]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible07.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' *sotto voce* ...I don't know why I put that on the wheel..."]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible11.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' Magic! It is not an exact science."]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible11.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' Magic! It is not an exact science."]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible03.wav|"Invincible! INVINCIBIL- Wait, wait, what?"]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible03.wav|"Invincible! INVINCIBL- Wait, wait, what?"]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible04.wav|"Everybody's invincible! *Evil laughter* Fools! *Laugh dying out* Hold on..."]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible04.wav|"Everybody's invincible! Muhahahaha! Fools! Ahahaha... eheh... Hold on..."]]
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible05.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' *Laughing* Enjoy your false confidence, it will be your doom!"]]
+
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible05.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' Nahahaha... Enjoy your false confidence. It will be your ''doom''!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible06.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' Aha, that may seem good, but it will be bad. In the fullness of time."]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible06.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' Aha, that may seem good, but it will be bad. In the fullness of time."]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible10.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' I... meant to do that. It will go badly for you. You watch."]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible10.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' I... meant to do that. It will go badly for you. You watch."]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible08.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' Wait, no no no no no!"]]
 
* [[Media:sf12_wheel_invincible08.wav|"You are '''GODS!''' Wait, no no no no no!"]]
*[[Media:sf12_wheel_ubercharge01.wav|"'''''UBERCHARGE!'''''"]]
+
*[[Media:sf12_wheel_ubercharge01.wav|"'''''ÜBERCHARGE!'''''"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
[[File:Backpack_Bombinomicon.png|110px|left]]
 
<br><br><br>
 
  
== [[Merasmus#Bombinomicon|Bombinomicon]] ==
+
[[File:Backpack_Bombinomicon.png|50px|left]]
 +
 
 +
=== [[Bombinomicon (character)|Bombinomicon]] ===
  
 
{{soundList
 
{{soundList
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|title      = '''Attached to player's head'''
 
|title      = '''Attached to player's head'''
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
* "Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Run at that wizard."
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb01.wav|"Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard."]]
* "Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard."
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb02.wav|"Ey, buddy! I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard."]]
* "I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard. Oh boy, let's do this!"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb03.wav|"I'm gonna give you a bomb head. Go run at that wizard. Oh boy, let's do this!"]]
* "Ey, go blow up that wizard for me, eh?"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb08.wav|"Ey, go blow up that wizard for me, eh?"]]
* "We don't got a lot of time, run at that wizard, ok?"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb09.wav|"We don't got a lot of time, run at that wizard, okay?"]]
* "Hey, you! Take this. Go run at that wizard, ok? Ok."
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb10.wav|"Hey, you! Take this! Go run at that wizard, okay? Okay."]]
* "Hey, I'm a bomb book! It's pretty good."
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb13.wav|"Hey, I'm a bomb book! It's pretty good."]]
* "You and me, buddy! We're gonna blow that wizard up."
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb14.wav|"You and me, buddy! We're gonna blow that wizard up."]]
* "Ey, it's you! Yeah, take this. It's good. You gonna like this bomb head."
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb17.wav|"Ey, it's you! Yeah, take this. It's good. You gonna like this bomb head."]]
* "Ey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! Oh, madness is great!"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb19.wav|"Ey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! Oh, man, this is great!"]]
* "Ey, buddy, no time to explain! Run at that wizard!"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb23.wav|"Ey, buddy, no time to explain! Run at that wizard!"]]
* "Pow! Zoop! Run at that wizard!"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb24.wav|"Pow! Zoop! Run at that wizard!"]]
* "Hey, it's me, the bomb book! Run at that wizard! Yeah, let's do it!"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb25.wav|"Hey, it's me, the bomb book! Run at that wizard! Yeah, let's do it!"]]
* "Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. All right, let's do this!"
+
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb26.wav|"Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Oh boy, let's do this!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb28.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon! It's pretty good! Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb29.wav|"Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good luck."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb30.wav|"Your head's a bomb now! Oh, it's really good! Okay, good luck."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb31.wav|"Nice head. Now it's a bomb! I'm the greatest!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb32.wav|"Nice head, buddy. Bomb head! It's good stuff."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb33.wav|"Ey, you got a head! Great! Now it's a bomb head."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb34.wav|"Ey there! Pow! Bomb head! Oh, it's really good. Off I go."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb35.wav|"Pow! Bomb head! Off I go."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb36.wav|"Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Off I go."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb37.wav|"Ey, buddy! You look like you could use a bomb for a head. Pow! Zoop! Oh, it's really good."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb38.wav|"Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. It's what I do."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb39.wav|"Bombinomicon! Givin' you a bomb head. Ey, it's pretty nice."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb40.wav|"Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you. Your head looks real nice. So long!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb41.wav|"Pow! Zoop! You're gonna like this bomb head!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb42.wav|"Pow! Zoop! Bomb head for you."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb44.wav|"Po-po-BAM! Bomb head for you! [laugh] Oh, it's good."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb45.wav|"Oh, I hate that wizard. 'Ey! You should go blow him up."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb46.wav|"Oh, I HATE that wizard! You should go blow him up."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb47.wav|"The wizard! Go blow him up! So long!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb48.wav|"Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb49.wav|"Ey, guy! What's up? Your head's a bomb now. Okay, we're good."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb50.wav|"Your head's a bomb now! Okay, good stuff. Good stuff."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb51.wav|"Your head's a bomb now! This is gonna be the BEST!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb52.wav|"Givin' you a bomb head! It's what I do."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb53.wav|"Man, you got a nice head. Now it's a bomb head."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_headbomb54.wav|"Po-po-BAM! Your head--it looks real nice."]]
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = Held up
 +
|content    =
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up01.wav|"Yeah, let's do this!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up04.wav|"Yeah, let's do it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up05.wav|"Ey, guys!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up06.wav|"Yeah, sure!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up07.wav|"Sure, why not?"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up08.wav|"Okay, let's do this!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up10.wav|"YES! This is the greatest!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up11.wav|"Oh-ho, this is is gonna be good!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up12.wav|"Hey, everybody! I'm the Bombinomicon!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up13.wav|"Oh boy, let's do this!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up14.wav|"Oh boy, let's do this!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up15.wav|"Yeah, let's do it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up17.wav|"Yeah, yeah!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up18.wav|"Yeah, yeah!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up19.wav|"Oh, this is gonna be the best!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up20.wav|"You got it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up21.wav|"All right, stand back!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up24.wav|"Good stuff!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up25.wav|"Oh yeah! Get to throw some bombs!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up27.wav|"This is gonna be the best!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up28.wav|"This is gonna be the best!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up29.wav|"Hey, everybody!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up30.wav|"Have some bombs, guys!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up31.wav|"Yeah! Ha-ha!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up32.wav|"Yeah! Ha-ha!"]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_held_up33.wav|"Here's a whole bunch of bomb stuff!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
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|colour    = #F3A957
 
|colour    = #F3A957
 
|title      = Skull Island welcome
 
|title      = Skull Island welcome
 +
|content    =
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_island02.wav|"Hey, guys! Beat that wizard, huh? Good stuff, good stuff, buddy."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_island03.wav|"How do you like this island? Pretty nice, huh? Waterfront property. Yeah, it's mine. Well, it's a timeshare. It's good for romancing the ladies though, no? There's this little cookbook I've been seeing, and--hey, it's pretty nice."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_island04.wav|"Well, you feel free to poke around, I guess. You know, looks like that's what you're doing anyway, right? [laughs] Feel free to steal everything that isn't nailed down. Hey, I'm a book! What do I need with it?"]]
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = Upon getting the [[Skull Island Topper]]
 +
|image      = Backpack_Skull_Island_Topper.png
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_skullhat01.wav|"Ah, Merasmus' skull hat. That's gonna look real nice on your head."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_skullhat02.wav|"Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Ey, it's pretty nice."]]
 +
* [[Media:sf12_bcon_skullhat03.wav|"Ah, Merasmus' skull hat! Good choice, buddy. Very nice choice."]]
 +
}}
 +
 +
== [[Scream Fortress 2013|Scream Fortress V]] (2013) ==
 +
[[File:MannBrothers.png|50px|left]]
 +
=== [[Non-playable characters##Blutarch and Redmond Mann|Mann Brothers]] ===
 +
==== Payload Race ====
 +
The following are the Payload Race responses as spoken by [[Redmond]] Mann (while on RED) and [[Blutarch]] Mann (while on BLU) on [[Helltower]].
 +
{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Round Start'''
 +
|image      = Gette it Onne!.png
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link = List of game modes
 +
|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond intro long01.wav|"This is Redmond Mann speaking from an unspecified location beyond the grave. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you to push my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond intro long02.wav|"It is I, your employer, Redmond Mann, from beyond the grave. I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other. Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push that cart!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond intro short01.wav|"This is Redmond Mann, and I've got one simple request: Send my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond intro short02.wav|"This is your employer, and I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond intro short03.wav|"Listen up you reprobates. This is Redmond Mann. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond intro short04.wav|"Listen up you thugs. This is Redmond Mann speaking. And I've got a job for you: Send my brother to hell!"]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch intro long01.wav|"Listen up, you thugs. This is Blutarch Mann speaking. I may be dead, but as long as you're cashing my checks, you'll damn well do what you're told. And I'm telling you, from beyond the grave, to push my brother to hell! Until I tell you to stop!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch intro long02.wav|"It is I, your employer, Blutarch Mann. From beyond the grave! I've given you thick-skulled slugs one thing to do for a hundred years now: Shoot each other! Now I'm giving you something even easier to do: Push my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch intro short01.wav|"This is Blutarch Mann speaking. That corpse belongs to my idiot brother. Send it to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch intro short02.wav|"This is Blutarch Mann, with one simple request: Send my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch intro short03.wav|"This is Blutarch Mann speaking. Push! That! Cart!]]
 +
}}
 +
 +
{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''RED team in the lead'''
 +
|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning01.wav|"Yes! Yes! Yes yes yes!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning02.wav|"Yes, that's it! Push!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning03.wav|"We're winning! Push!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning04.wav|"Good, good!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning05.wav|"Yes!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning06.wav|"Perfect!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning07.wav|"Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning08.wav|"Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning09.wav|"Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning10.wav|"We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch! I'm winning!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning11.wav|"I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best Mann!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning12.wav|"I'm winning! And you're losing, Blutarch! I will be the last man standing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning13.wav|"How do you like those ghostly apples, Blutarch? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes, yes, yes yes yes..."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning14.wav|"We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? The Badlands are mine!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning15.wav|"We're winning! Do you hear me, Blutarch? ''I'm'' the best son!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning16.wav|"I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Blutarch!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning17.wav|"Yes! I should've died years ago!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning18.wav|"Yes! All of my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning19.wav|"We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond winning20.wav|"Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way."]]
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'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push01.wav|"Push!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push02.wav|"Keep pushing the cart!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push03.wav|"Push the cart!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push04.wav|"Get to the cart!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push05.wav|"Don't leave my brother!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push06.wav|"Push my brother!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push07.wav|"Hell is ''that'' way! Push!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push08.wav|"Drag your knuckles to that cart, you thick-browed member of the servant class!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push09.wav|"Do you have any idea what ungodly sum I'm paying you vagrants to push a corpse a hundred feet?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push10.wav|"All you have to do is push a haunted corpse on a railcart into a gaping hell-mouth! It's not gravel science."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push11.wav|"Keep pushing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing push12.wav|"Puuuush!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing03.wav|"We're losing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing04.wav|"We're behind!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing05.wav|"They're trouncing us!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing06.wav|"Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing07.wav|"Barnbiscuits, we're behind!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing08.wav|"We're ''losing!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing09.wav|"Hogwater, we're losing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing10.wav|"Pissdumplings! They're winning!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing11.wav|"Posspuddle... We're losing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing12.wav|"What am I paying you for?! Get my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing13.wav|"Why is my brother not in hell yet?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing14.wav|"Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing15.wav|"Fight harder, you imbeciles!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing16.wav|"Fight, you nincompoops!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch losing17.wav|"Damn you Redmond!"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''BLU team in the lead'''
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|content    =
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'''Redmond'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push01.wav|"Push!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push02.wav|"Puuuush!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push03.wav|"Keep pushing!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push04.wav|"Keep pushing the cart!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push05.wav|"Get to the cart!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push06.wav|"Don't leave the cart!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push07.wav|"Puuuush!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing push08.wav|"Puuuuuuush!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing01.wav|"No, you stupid poor people!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing02.wav|"Blast! I should've hired the BLU team!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing03.wav|"We're losing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing04.wav|"We're behind! Fight harder, you imbeciles!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing05.wav|"They're winning!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing06.wav|"Fight, you nincompoops! They're beating us!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing07.wav|"Biscuits and buncum, we're losing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing08.wav|"Patswater! They're winning!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing09.wav|"Posspoddle, we're losing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing10.wav|"Pissdumplings! They're beating us!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing11.wav|"Hogwater, we're losing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing12.wav|"Boggarbottom! We're losing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing13.wav|"Why is my brother not in hell yet?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing14.wav|"What am I paying you for? Push my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing15.wav|"Wait a minute... Am I closer to hell than my brother?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing16.wav|"Why is my brother winning?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing17.wav|"You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing18.wav|"Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing19.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing20.wav|"You unwashed reprobates! It's not gravel science!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing21.wav|"Damn you Blutarch!"]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning01.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes yes!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning02.wav|"Yes, that's it! Push!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning03.wav|"Yes!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning04.wav|"Yes!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning05.wav|"Good, good!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning06.wav|"Perfect!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning07.wav|"Sweet mother of gravel, we're winning!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning08.wav|"We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? I'm winning!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch winning09.wav|"Yes! I should've died years ago!"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Redmond nearing final checkpoint'''
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|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond almost lost01.wav|"Good gravel! ''I'm'' almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!"]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won01.wav|"Good gravel! You've almost done it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won02.wav|"Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won03.wav|"Whatever it is you're doing, it's working!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won04.wav|"I'm doing it! I'm finally actually really doing it! I am the best Mann!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won05.wav|"I'm winning! And you're losing, Redmond! I will be the last man standing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won06.wav|"How do you like those ghostly apples, Redmond? No need to answer. They are bitter, tart ash in your mouth, I'm sure of it! Yes yes yes..."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won07.wav|"I'm doing it! I'm sending you to hell, Redmond! I'm the best brother!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won08.wav|"Yes! All my beautiful ghost plans are being realized!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won09.wav|"We're winning! Getting stabbed nine times in the heart was the greatest thing to ever happen to me!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won10.wav|"Yes! Sending my brother to hell was my best idea since the pregnancy machine! ...Which isn't off the table, by the way."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won11.wav|"We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? The Badlands are mine!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost won12.wav|"We're winning! Do you hear me, Redmond? You're going to hell!"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Blutarch nearing final checkpoint'''
 +
|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond almost won01.wav|"Good gravel! You've almost done it!"]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost01.wav|"Good gravel! I'm almost to hell, you idiots! Do something!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost02.wav|"You charlatans promised me you'd send my brother to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost03.wav|"No, you stupid poor people!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost04.wav|"Blast! I should've hired the RED team!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost05.wav|"Damn it all, get that ratstink carcass to hell! Or by gravel, I will end you!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost06.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Payload Race won'''
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|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win01.wav|"I've done it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win02.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win03.wav|"Rot in hell, Blutarch! I win!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win04.wav|"Look at me now, father! I won!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win05.wav|"Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win06.wav|"After a hundred years, I am the last man standing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win07.wav|"I won! Wait, where are you all going?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win08.wav|"I won! Now you all can go to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win09.wav|"I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, go to hell!" *laughs*]]
 +
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'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win01.wav|"I've done it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win02.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win03.wav|"Yes, yes yes yes! I did it!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win04.wav|"I won!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win05.wav|"Rot in hell, Redmond! I win!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win06.wav|"Mine! All of the Badlands is finally mine!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win07.wav|"I am the last man standing!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win08.wav|"Wait! Where are you all going?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win09.wav|"I win! Now you can all go to hell!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win10.wav|"I won! And just so I don't have to pay you, you all can go to hell!" *long laughter* *coughing*]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win11.wav|"Go to hell!" *laughing*]]
 +
}}
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 +
{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Payload Race lost'''
 +
|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose01.wav|"No! Noooooooo!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose02.wav|"No! Noooooooooooo!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose03.wav|"I'm taking you to hell with me!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose04.wav|"Damn you Blutarch!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose05.wav|"Happy Hallowee-" *fades off*]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose06.wav|"Damn you Blutarch!"]]<!--identical to lose04--->
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose07.wav|"Nooooooo-" *fades off*]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose08.wav|"No! Noooooo!"]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose01.wav|"No! Noooooooo!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose02.wav|"Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmond!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose03.wav|"Daaaaaaaaah!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose04.wav|"Well I tried."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose05.wav|"I'm taking you to hell with me!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose06.wav|"You're all comin' with me!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose07.wav|"Noooooooo-" *fades off*]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose08.wav|"Bleaaaaaaaaaaah Redmon-" *fades off*]]
 +
}}
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{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Hell Outcomes'''
 +
|content    =
 +
''Victory''
 +
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond win02 music.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes yes! I did it!" *victory theme*]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch win02 music.wav|"Yes! Yes yes yes!" *victory theme*]]
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 +
''Loss''
 +
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond lose08 music.wav|"No! Nooooo!" *boos*]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch lose01 music.wav|"No! Noooooooo!" *boos*]]
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''Stalemate''
 +
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond losing19 music.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch almost lost06 music.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for?" *stalemate theme*]]
 +
 +
}}
 +
 +
==== Magic-Related ====
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{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Spells have spawned'''
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|content    =
 +
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells long01.wav|"Good! The spells have appeared, just as I planned! Yes... yes! This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughs*]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells01.wav|"Gather spells while you can!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells02.wav|"Spells! Spells everywhere!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells03.wav|"Gather spells before they disappear!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells04.wav|"Grab the spells and cast them!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells05.wav|"Grab the spells! Cast them on Blutarch's idiot army!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond spells06.wav|"Spells!"]]
 +
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'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells01.wav|"Gather spells while you can!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells02.wav|"Spells! Get them before they disappear!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells03.wav|"Gather spells before they disappear!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells04.wav|"Spells! They've spilled out of the hellhole!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells05.wav|"Spells! Spells everywhere!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells06.wav|"Grab the spells and cast them!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch spells07.wav|"Grab the spells! Cast them on Redmond's idiot army!"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''The Witching Hour begins'''
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|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight01.wav|"The Witching Hour!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight02.wav|"It's midnight! Gather spells while you can!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight03.wav|"Yes, it's the Witching Hour!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight04.wav|"Yes, the Witching Hour is upon us!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight05.wav|"The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows thin!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again01.wav|"It's midnight! Again!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again02.wav|"The Witching Hour! Again!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again03.wav|"It's midnight again! Gather spells while you can!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again04.wav|"It's midnight again?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again05.wav|"It's midnight! ...Again!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond midnight again06.wav|"It's midnight..." *inhales* "Again!"]]
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'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight01.wav|"The Witching Hour!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight02.wav|"It's midnight!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight03.wav|"Yes! It's the Witching Hour!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight04.wav|"Yeeees! The Witching Hour is upon us."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight05.wav|"The Witching Hour! When the wall between worlds grows weak and withered!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again01.wav|"It's midnight. Again!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again02.wav|"It's midnight again. Oh, I hate this holiday!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again03.wav|"It's happening again!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again04.wav|"It's happening ''again!''"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again05.wav|"It's midnight! Again!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again06.wav|"It's midnight again?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again07.wav|"It's midnight again!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again08.wav|"''It's midnight! Again!''"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch midnight again09.wav|"It's ''midnight again!''"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Hell Island bridge is open'''
 +
|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge01.wav|"The bridge is down!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge02.wav|"The bridge, you fools! Get the ''good'' magic..."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge03.wav|"Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge04.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! That's where the good spells are!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge05.wav|"The bridge, you lackeys! I sense great magic..."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge06.wav|"The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge07.wav|"Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond bridge08.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge01.wav|"Cross the bridge!"]]
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'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge02.wav|"The bridge is down!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge03.wav|"The bridge, you fools!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge04.wav|"The bridge, you lackeys!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge05.wav|"Hell Island is open! The bridge is down!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge06.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge to Hell Island! Get the good magic!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge07.wav|"Hurry! Cross the bridge! Gather up the best spells!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge08.wav|"The bridge! Across it lies power beyond imagination!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch bridge09.wav|"Don't settle for this paltry stuff! Cross the bridge!"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Enemies have spawned'''
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|content    =
 +
'''Redmond'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies01.wav|"Zombies!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies02.wav|"Hell zombies!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies03.wav|"Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just run!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies04.wav|"Zombies, no! Wait... " *muttering* "Hold on, let me check... ''Oh god!'' Hell zombies!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies05.wav|"The Skeleton King! Oh... gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies06.wav|"Oh good, the Skeleton King's he- ''NO!'' That's bad!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies07.wav|"It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 redmond enemies08.wav|"We've awoken the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
 +
'''Blutarch'''
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies01.wav|"The hell is happening now?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies02.wav|"What's happening down there?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies03.wav|"What the gravel is happening down there?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies04.wav|"Aw, no! Zombies!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies05.wav|"Zombies!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies06.wav|"Hell zombies!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies07.wav|"Oh no, werewolves! No, wait... skeletons! Zombies? It doesn't matter, just ''run!''"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies08.wav|"Hell zombies! Oh gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies09.wav|"Zombies, no! Wait... Hold on, let me check it... Oh god! Hell zombies!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies10.wav|"Oh no, it's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies11.wav|"Oh good, the Skeleton King's here."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies12.wav|"It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies13.wav|"Run! It's the Skeleton King!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies14.wav|"It's the Horseless Headless Horsemann!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch enemies15.wav|"The Skeleton King! Ah gravelpits, you are in for it now!"]]
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}}
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==== Miscellaneous ====
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = [[Non-playable characters##Blutarch_and_Redmond_Mann|Mann Brothers]] '''Arguing'''
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|content    =
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue01.wav|(Redmond) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue02.wav|(Blutarch) "Spells! Don't pick them up, they're all poison!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to my idiot brother, get them!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue03.wav|(Redmond) "Send my ratstink brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, send MY imbecile brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! No!" (Blutarch) *short laugh*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue04.wav|(Redmond) "I hope you'll enjoy hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "Yes, I'll enjoy staring down at it, ''from heaven!'' While you BURN, brother!" (Redmond) "Noooo!" (Blutarch) *short laugh*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue05.wav|(Redmond) "That gravel... It will be mine, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "There is no gravel where you're going, brother!" (Redmond) "Oh? And where is that, exactly?" (Blutarch) ''"Hell, Redmond!"'' (Redmond) "What?" (Blutarch) "What do you think is going on here?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue06.wav|(Blutarch) "Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "What? No! Don't do it!" (Blutarch) "''DO do it!''" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "Continue doing it!" (Redmond) "Nooooooo!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue07.wav|(Redmond) "Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Don't do it!" (Redmond) "''Do do it!''" (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Continue doing it!" (Blutarch) "Nooooooo!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue08.wav|(Redmond) "BLU team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue09.wav|(Blutarch) "RED team! Stop fighting! My brother and I call truce!" (Redmond) "Shut up, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "Keep fighting! Don't listen to my idiot brother!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue10.wav|(Redmond) "Look at your corpse, brother. As ugly in death as you were in life, so shriveled and red..." (Blutarch) "That's you, you imbecile!" (Redmond) "What? No!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue11.wav|(Redmond) "Send him to hell! Who's the idiot brother now, brother?" (Blutarch) "''You'', Redmond!" (Redmond) "Nooooo!" (Blutarch) "Ha ha ha! I've turned it around on you!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue12.wav|(Redmond) "I'll see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "Only one of us is going to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "Then I suppose I ''won't'' see you in hell, brother!" (Blutarch) "I'm afraid ''I'll'' be the one not seeing ''you''!" (Redmond) "We shall see." (Blutarch) "I won't!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue13.wav|(Redmond) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "It's just beginning! It ''is'' the Witching Hour!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue14.wav|(Blutarch) "The Witching Hour is over!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him!" (Blutarch) *laughing* (Redmond) "It's just beginning! It ''is'' the Witching Hour!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue15.wav|(Redmond) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Blutarch) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue16.wav|(Blutarch) "I'm doing it, father! I'm winning!" (Redmond) "Don't listen to him, father! It's still anyone's game right now!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue17.wav|(Redmond) "Do you feel the flames of hell yet, brother?" (Blutarch) "I do, brother! It is the heat of victory!" (Redmond) "What? No! I feel it too! I ''only'' feel it!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue18.wav|(Blutarch) "Yes! Pushing! I'm a tactical genius!" (Redmond) "What? I invented pushing years ago!" (Blutarch) "The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now!" (Redmond) "Noooooo!" (Blutarch) *laughing*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue19.wav|(Blutarch) "Dear Lord! This is Blutarch Mann speaking!" (Redmond) "And Redmond." (Blutarch) "Shut up, Redmond, I'm praying! Lord, please send my brother to hell. Amen." (Redmond) "Lord, wait! Whatever he's praying to you for, I'll double it." (Blutarch) "No!" (Redmond) "Ha ha ha ha! I win at praying, brother."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue20.wav|(Redmond) "Blutarch, we're family. Tell you what, on the count of three, let's both apologize and go to heaven. One, two, three. I'm-" (Blutarch) "I'm sorry. No!" (Redmond) *laughing* (Blutarch) "I meant I'm sorry that I'm ''sending you to hell''!" (Redmond) "No!" (Blutarch) "And I'm ''not! Sorry!''"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue21.wav|(Blutarch) "Knock knock." (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "Redmond, it's Blutarch! This is a knock knock joke! Open this door at once!" (Redmond) "No thank you." (Blutarch) "Redmond, I assure you I will make it ''worth your while''. Now ''knock knock''" (Redmond) "Who is it?" (Blutarch) "It's your ''brother'' Blutarch! Now for God's sake let me in! Someone's trying to send me to Hell!" (Redmond) "''I'm'' trying to send you to Hell. *laughs* (Blutarch) "Good Lord! That changes everything! I'll finish the joke later!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue22.wav|(Blutarch) *giggling* (Redmond) "What's so funny, brother?" (Blutarch) "Oh, I'm just thinking about all the gravel I'll have when you're gone." (Redmond) "And where do you intend to get all this gravel in hell, brother? While I'm on Earth, which is virtually made of gravel?" (Blutarch) "The devil! I plan to trade him all ''your'' gravel for it!" (Redmond) *gasps* "Don't you ''dare'', Blutarch!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue23.wav|(Blutarch) "Yes! ''Yes!'' Send my brother to hell!" (Redmond) "Wait, what was that?" (Blutarch) "I'm not talking to you, Redmond. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Redmond) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Blutarch) "Come on brother. What could ''they'' possibly be doing?" (Redmond) "Sending you to hell, Blutarch!" (Blutarch) "What? RED team! Stop what you're doing!" (Redmond) "Belay that order, RED team!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue24.wav|(Redmond) "Yes! Yes! Send my brother to hell!" (Blutarch) "Wait, what was that?" (Redmond) "I'm not talking to you, Blutarch. I'm talking to the mercs!" (Blutarch) "My mercs? Don't you dare! They've got a job!" (Redmond) "Come on brother. What could they possibly be doing?" (Blutarch) "Sending you to hell, Redmond!" (Redmond) "What? BLU team! Stop what you're doing!" (Blutarch) "Belay that order, BLU team!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue25.wav|(Redmond) "You there! BLU team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Blutarch) "You imbecile!" *shuffling noise* (Blutarch) "''This'' is what I'm paying them!" (Redmond) "Geh! Never mind!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue26.wav|(Blutarch) "You there! RED team! I'll double what my ratstink brother is paying you!" (Redmond) "Blutarch!" *shuffling noise* (Redmond) "''This'' is what I'm paying them!" (Blutarch) "Ah! Never mind!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue27.wav|(Redmond) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah Mann) "You did great, son." (Redmond) "Yes, yes! Yes yes yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Redmond) "What? No!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 mannbros argue28.wav|(Blutarch) "Look at me now, father!" (Zepheniah) "You did great, son." (Blutarch) "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" (Zepheniah) "Gray is still my favorite though." (Blutarch) "No! Noooo!"]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Unknown condition'''
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|content    =
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'''Blutarch'''
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc01.wav|"This update almost makes too much sense!" *laughing*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc02.wav|"It all makes perfect sense!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc03.wav|"What the gravel am I paying you for? I'll tell you: I'm not! Unless you get my brother to hell!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc04.wav|"All you have to do is send my brother's haunted corpse to hell, then run across a bridge to an enchanted island every time the clock strikes midnight every one and a half minutes to get powerful spells you can use to defeat your enemy, who will be doing the ''exact'' same thing, but with my haunted corpse! My only worry is this update makes too much sense."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc05.wav|"I am speaking to you from the great beyond! But make no mistake, my lawyers are still on Earth, and they ''will'' prosecute if you do not fulfill your contract. In fact, they're right over there in that evil castle! That's right! They built a terrifying mansion from which to conduct their day business!" *chuckle*]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 blutarch misc06.wav|"I sense a disturbance in the force... Hold on. Okay, I'm back. My lawyers tell me I'm sensing nothing."]]
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}}
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[[File:Backpack_Bombinomicon.png|50px|left]]
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=== [[Helltower|Bombinomicon]] ===
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Hell Island welcome'''
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|content    =
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro01.wav|"Welcome to Hell! Now fight to the death. Whaddya gonna do?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro02.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! Holy crap, it's you guys! Hey, you guys. Hey, pow zoop. Fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro03.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell! It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro04.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro05.wav|"Hey hey! You made it! Welcome to Hell. Free stuff for everybody...who is still alive in a minute. Hey, it's Hell, what are ya gonna do?"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro06.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff. You're gonna like it here."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro07.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what? I'm the Devil! Now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro08.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now, welcome to Hell."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro09.wav|"Hey guys, up here! It's me, the bomb book, from last year! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro10.wav|"Hey, welcome to Hell! How are you guys doing? That's great, now fight to the death."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro11.wav|"Hey, it's you guys! Hey, guess where you are? Hell! Yes, pretty good."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro12.wav|"Guess what guys? You're in Hell. It's good stuff, you're gonna like it here! Now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro13.wav|"Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. Bad news, you're in Hell. Good news, I'm the Devil! Hey, pow zoop." *laughs merrily* "Fight to the death"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro14.wav|"Hey hey, guys, it's me, the bomb book! Welcome to Hell! Okay, now fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro15.wav|"Hey, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Pow zoop! Go crazy nuts."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro16.wav|"Hey, it's me the Bombinomicon. You guys gonna have a lot of fun in Hell. It's Hell, everybody likes it! Fight to the death."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro17.wav|"Hey hey! It's me, the Bombinomicon. I'm the Devil now." (laughs eagerly) "Fight to the death."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro18.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Guess what, I'm the Devil! Welcome to Hell."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro19.wav|"Holy crap, it's you guys! Welcome to Hell! Hey hey! You brought me a soul. Nice work guys. Now I just need nine more. Let's go."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon intro20.wav|"Hey, it's me, the Bombinomicon. Welcome to Hell. Hey, pow zoop, fight to the death."]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Hell Island battle end'''
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift01.wav|"Hey, there you are. Here's a gift."]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift02.wav|"Hey, you made it."]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift03.wav|"There he is. Here's some free crap."]]
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*[[Media:Sf13 bcon give gift04.wav|"Hey, you won! Grab some stuff. It's free."]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf13 bcon end01.wav|"Get up here, steal anything you like. You're in Hell! How much worse could it get?"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end02.wav|"Okay guys, first come first serve."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end03.wav|"Happy Halloween, you knuckleheads."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end04.wav|"Hey, you did it. Get up here, grab some free crap, you earned it."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end05.wav|"Hey, you're the best! All right, grab some free crap and get out of here. I got a lot of devil stuff to do. Pow zoop!"]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end06.wav|"Oh oh man, that was quick! You guys are some bad dudes! All right, here are some parting gifts, cause you gotta go."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end07.wav|"Okay, let's go guys! I gotta close up Hell. It's not a 7-Eleven." (laughs) "Grab some gifts before you go, bye you guys!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end08.wav|"Ooh, that did not take long, you guys are some crazy nuts guys, let me tell you! Okay let's see here. Oh yeah, got some gifts for you."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end09.wav|"Okay, we'll talk here for a minute guys. You, you guys are the real heroes of Hell. Here, I have bunches of gifts. Go ahead with the serving."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end10.wav|"Okay, good stuff, now get out of here you knuckleheads!" (whispering) "I love you guys."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end11.wav|"Man, they're going to make ''you'' guys the Devil!" (laughs evilly) "Not really though, because that's me and I'm the best. Go ahead and have some gifts and get out of here, you crazy guys."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end12.wav|"Guys, guys guys guys. Let me get real with you for a minute. This is why I got into the Devil business. You, you crazy nuts guys, tearing each other apart like animals." (tearfully) "I think I got a burning cinder in my eye or something. Get some gifts and get out of here you nuts."]]
 +
* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end13.wav|"Okay, good stuff! Get up here, grab a gift, the Devil's a little busy here. I got to go rig an election with Quebec. A local election, but you know, I'm the Devil. I've got to sweat the small stuff."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end14.wav|"Okay good, you're done! Man I hate goodbyes. Luckily we're in Hell, so nobody ever gets to leave." (laughs jubilantly) "Except you guys! You guys are so special, guys. Oh good, I got some special gifts! Then you gotta go."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end15.wav|"Oh man, that was great, you guys! Man, we are all having a go- Well, not everybody. But ''we'' are having a good time in Hell, ah? Good times, yes. Good Hell times. Grab your gifts!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon end16.wav|"Oh man, you guys are some scary bad dudes, I'm so scared!" (chuckles) "Come on, I'm the Devil! You kidding me? Take your free crap and get out of here."]]
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}}
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Unknown Conditions'''
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|content    =
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc01.wav|"Hey, you brought souls! Good stuff, you guys are the best."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc02.wav|"Keep fighting, it's cool stuff!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc03.wav|"Hey hey, kill each other! Oh you guys are the best. Not you Sniper."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc04.wav|"Man, you guys are the best at Hell. I should know, I'm the Devil."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc05.wav|"Man, I'm good being the Devil. See all that fire? That was my idea."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc06.wav|"Everybody, take a knee. Dear God, thank you for making me the Devil, and putting all these great guys in Hell. Pow zoop!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc07.wav|"Why don't you stay a while? Stay forever!" (laughs evilly) "I'm kidding." (whispers) "You guys are going to have go pretty soon."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc08.wav|"Man, you guys are really killing each other. I'm the Devil, and I think it's pretty gruesome."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc09.wav|"Man, I'm such a good Devil. They'll have to give me a hell-raise!" (laughter) "I am cracking myself up down here."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc10.wav|"Hey, look at us. We all die together, in Hell. Yeah, it's pretty good."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc11.wav|"So, trick or treat, ah? What are you guys supposed to be? Man everybody got a good costume this year. Come on up here and get some free crap."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc12.wav|"One, two... Oh, man, there's a lot of you. Tell you what, thin the herd a little. I'll give you some gifts."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc13.wav|"Oh, I got some good stuff for you guys, look at all this!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc14.wav|"Is it hot in here or is it just me?" (laughs maliciously) "It's not me, we're in Hell."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc15.wav|"Man, you guys got some nice souls. Tell you what, you kill each other, anybody who is still alive is gonna get some good stuff."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc16.wav|"Hey, when you go back to Earth, make sure you tell everybody I'm the Devil now. Oh I'm gonna be famous. Oh, I'm gonna be more famous than ''Lord of the Rings''!"]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc17.wav|"Oh! Look at all this great crap I got here! How am I going to use all this crap? You guys should take some. I insist! You guys are the best."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc18.wav|"You guys, hey, you guys! Be brutally honest, am I the best Devil?" *pause* "Ah! I knew it!" *joyous laughter* "Hell is so great, you guys."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc19.wav|"Ah ha, that's right, killing each other!" (eager laughter) "Aw man, it makes me feel good to see you guys having so much fun."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc20.wav|"So, how have you guys been doing? Soldier, still have that stupid wizard for a roommate? Oh, that guy, I could tell you some- You know what? You keep fighting, we catch up later."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc21.wav|"Let me tell you, you guys are like the Tom Jones of tearing a dude's face off. That's not me talking, that's Tom Jones. Yeah, he down here. Tom, say something!" (laughs maliciously) "Who am I kidding? He's choking on a bottle of molten deer poop."]]
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* [[Media:Sf13 bcon misc22.wav|"Okay, twist ending guys. Here comes the big twist! I'm an angel, and we're in Heaven!" (laughter) "This was a test all along!" (more laughter) "No, I'm pulling your leg, there is no Heaven. There is Hell in every direction."]]
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}}
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== [[Enchantment: Eternaween|Eternaween]] ==
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The following are mysteriously spoken by [[Merasmus]] when voting for Eternaween successfully passes.
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{{soundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Eternaween Activated'''
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|image      = Backpack_Enchantment_Eternaween.png
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link = Enchantment: Eternaween
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|content    =
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween01.wav|"I am Merasmus! And ''this''...is ''Eternaween!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween02.wav|"''Happy Halloween mode!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween03.wav|"It's ''Eternaween!'' The ''eternal Halloween!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween04.wav|"Your calendar's not broken, it's your ''mind!'' ''Halloween mode!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween05.wav|"It is I, Merasmus! Say...does anyone on this server ''love Halloween?! Halloween mode!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween06.wav|"It's ''Eternaween!'' The ''eternal Halloween!'' As foretold by ''Discount Costume Warehouse! Awooo!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween07.wav|"Hello, it is I, Merasmus! Happy Halloween, everybody! '''''FOREVER!!'''''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween08.wav|"Welcome to T-G-I-Halloween, where it's always Halloween! I'm Merasmus, your server! We have a couple of lovely specials tonight: '''''ONE OF THEM IS YOUR OWN DEATH!''''' The other is loaded tuscan flatbread."]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween09.wav|"It is I, Merasmus! Welcome...to ''Halloween mode!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween10.wav|"I am Merasmus! And ''this''...is ''Eternaween! The ''eternal Halloween!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween11.wav|"It's ''Eternaween!'' The ''eternal Halloween!'' Your calendar...''has gone insane!''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween12.wav|"''Halloween mode! It's'' '''''the devil's business!'''''"]]
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*[[Media:sf13_merasmus_eternaween13.wav|"It's ''Halloween!'' '''''FOREVER!!'''''"]]
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}}
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== [[Scream Fortress VI]] (2014) ==
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[[File:Backpack_Skull_Island_Topper.png|50px|left]]
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=== [[Merasmus]] ===
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==== Special Delivery ====
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Setup time'''
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|image      = Setup.png
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link = Setup time
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus begins 05sec.wav|"Five."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus begins 04sec.wav|"Four!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus begins 03sec.wav|"Three!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus begins 02sec.wav|"Two!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus begins 01sec.wav|"One!"]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Match Start'''
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|image      = Dead_Heat_Icon.png
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start 01.wav|"Greeting mortals! It is I, Merasmus! Do you think you've got what it takes to try the world's biggest strongman game? Because you don't! It's too big! No mortal is ''strong'' enough! (laughter) It was an ''unwise'' investment!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start 02.wav|"Welcome fools, to your doom! It is I, Merasmus! Behold! An ancient Sumerian strongman game! It is old! It is evil! '''And it is ''not'' free'''! Have your tickets ready."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start 03.wav|"Hello fools! It is I, Merasmus! Step right up, ''if you dare'', and test your collective might against the world's biggest strongman game! Are you strong enough to discover how '''weak you are'''? If you don't buy a ticket, ''you'll never know!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start 04.wav|"Greetings mortals! It is I, Merasmus! I see you brought your guns! But are they big enough to best my ancient Sumerian strongman game? There's only one way to find out: '''get your tickets!'''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start 05.wav|"It is I, mortals, Merasmus the wizard! Welcome to my ''dark'' carnival of the macabre! Admit One...to MADNESS! (laughter) Step right up and test your measly might on my Strongmann Game of the Damned!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start 06.wav|"Good evening, mortals! Welcome to Merasmus' circus berzekus! My big top of beastly abominations! My carnival of carnage! (laughter) Test your miserable might on my infernal Strongmann Machine! (laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 01.wav|"'''Welcome mortals to my Magic Kingdom!'''...which is unaffiliated with any other Magic Kingdom that may or may not exist. Step right up and get your tickets from me! For I am the '''Ticket Master'''!...again, not a term Merasmus officially owns."]] (See: [[w:Magic Kingdom|Magic Kingdom]] and [[w:Ticketmaster|Ticketmaster]])
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 02.wav|"It is Halloween! The time of year when the doorways between our world and the next swing wide! That...and President's Day. That's still only two times! So you've got to pick your battles if you're Merasmus!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 03.wav|"Greetings mortals...and こんにちは! Yes, Merasmus is learning Japanese...in the likely event he will have to beg for his life! Why? Well, therein lies a tale of horror! Short version: Merasmus owes $12,000 to the Japanese Mafia!"]] (Translation: "konnichiwa" (good afternoon))
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start rare 04.wav|"A harvest moon hangs pendulously in the sky, mortals! That's right, the moon's giving us the green light for harvesting! Apropos of nothing, I hope you all brought your souls! (laughter) And money. Because Merasmus has sunk ''a lot'' into this circus."]]
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''Upon return''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 01.wav|"Oh good, you're back! That last time I transported you to a nightmare realm of ''bumper car madness''! This time, I promise not to. Go get a Ticket for the Strongmann game!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 02.wav|"Hah! ''I tricked you!'' You thought Merasmus was giving you an innocent circus ride! And instead it was a ''hellish bumper car slaughter!'' OK! Go get another ticket for the Strongmann game! This time I'm not tricking you."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 03.wav|"I hope you brought your souls with you! Why? Oh no reason! (laughter) *sotto voce* Oh, I'm going to take their souls. It's going to be so good! ''Score one for Merasmus!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 04.wav|"''Go on.'' Pretend Merasmus isn't even here. Kill everyone like you would normally."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 05.wav|"'I don't think ''any'' of you are strong enough to best my Strongmann game! Signed: Merasmus.' That's right, I'm having this speech notarized ''as we speak!'' It's official: you are too weak!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 06.wav|"''No Ticket, no ride!'' Do you think an evil circus runs on souls? '''Because it does!''' But not entirely. Mostly it runs on electricity and that costs money."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 07.wav|"''You know what runs on souls?'' Inter-dimensional doorways to ''dark realms beyond the knowing of man!'' ''You know what doesn't run on souls?'' Lightbulbs. They still still use electricity and that costs money. No Ticket, no ride."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 08.wav|"Yes, yes! Keep killing each other! Look at those bodies piling up! This will be the greatest circus graveyard ''of all time!'' '''Screw you ancient Sumeria!'''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 09.wav|"Can you even ''trust'' your own senses? Imagine stepping back from a skeleton you've just knifed to death. '''Only it is your best friend!''' That's the kind of psychological thrills you can expect every night at Merasmus' dark circus!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 10.wav|"Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, ''are you not entertained?'' What's that? No? You aren't? You there! Spy! Stab somebody!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 11.wav|"I summon thee, Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god! Look on my works and arise! No? Later then, Bonzo. You there! Soldier! Kill somebody!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 12.wav|"Ugh, I don't have time for you to ''die'' of natural causes! You there! Demoman! Bomb someone!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 13.wav|"''Most'' villains don't ''think'' they're evil. They think they're heroes. Not me! I'm reclaiming it! Evil wizard! I'm rotten to the bone and I don't care who knows it!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 14.wav|"Look how ''good'' you are at ''killing'', mortals! You must be very successful '''and rich!''' You could help Merasmus rise from the murky depths of his financial grave! But I warn you, ''it's twelve thousand dollars deep!'' Mwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaa...oh no."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 15.wav|"Yes, '''yes!''' Ancient Sumerian burial ground, ''my magic ass!'' By midnight, the circus will be an ''American'' graveyard! You're not the only country that can put bodies in a hole, Ancient Sumeria! Buy American everyone!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 16.wav|"Do you know what's scarier than a spectral ghoul glimpsed on a moonlit night? ''The Japanese Mafia!'' They are ''not'' spectral! They are very ''real!'' And they are coming to break Merasmus' legs, unless I give them $12,000! Awooo! Aw aw awoo! '''Help me!'''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 18.wav|"Bonzo, ''appear!'' Appear before us! Just try not to appear between the Japanese Mafia and the $12,000 I owe them! They will ''break'' all seventeen of your arms! "]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 20.wav|"Here's a chilling Halloween tale: Once upon a time, an innocent ''evil'' wizard named Merasmus bought a circus for $12,000, hoping to flip it and ''make a fortune!'' Alas, he did not have $12,000, but do you know who did? '''The Japanese Mafia!''' But, due to a language barrier, Merasmus was unclear about the frankly punitive interest rates! ''Welcome to my financial nightmare, mortals!'' Awwooo ho ho ho ho (crying)...what am I going to do..?"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 21.wav|"Attention: foolish mortals! If you see any Japanese people around, let Merasmus know! Because that is the ''Japanese Mafia!'' At best, they are here to break his legs! And that is the ''best''-case scenario! It gets a lot, lot darker from there...a lot darker."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 22.wav|"''Look at you!'' You're a veritable Murderers' Row of killers! I'll have my graveyard in no time! First, you get the graveyard! Then you get the customers! Then you get the $12,000 to pay back the Japanese Mafia! They burned Merasmus' apartment down! ''They're animals'', mortals!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 23.wav|"''Just look'' at those souls of yours! Wasting away in those big, stupid bodies! Oh the things I could do with them! The only thing I can't do is pay off the Japanese Mafia with them. Ha ha! They made that very ''explicit''...American currency only."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 24.wav|"My circus isn't very ''safe'', is it? Too bad you can't file a complaint with the ''Better Business Bureau!'' Because...wait, I suppose there's nothing stopping you, is there? Well, it appears Merasamus didn't think this through..."]] (See: [[w:Better Business Bureau|Better Business Bureau]])
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 25.wav|"''Be afraid, mortals!'' Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, is coming! You know who's '''not''' scared of Bonzo? The Japanese Mafia! They don't appear to be scared of anything. Except not getting the money I owe them. (nervously) And even that just seems to make them angry..."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round return 26.wav|"I ''hope'' you signed your release forms, fools, indemnifying Merasmus in the events of your deaths! (laughter) Because otherwise, I'm in a lot of trouble...Merasmus has two strikes...I will go to jail...'''FOREVER!'''"]]
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''Upon second return''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round second return 01.wav|"''You thought you were going to test your strength!'' But instead, '''I tricked you''', again! (laughter) Alright, I've had my fun. ''This time'' the Strongmann game will ''only'' test your strength. No more teleporting you to eldritch bumper car realms."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round second return 02.wav|"(cackling) ''You fell for it'', again! (breathless with laughter) And to reward your gullibility, this time, I promise nothing supernatural will happen when you use the Strongmann game. Ah hah."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round second return 03.wav|"Ah ha ha ha ha! You must ''know'' the Strongman's a secret portal to eldritch bumper car realms at this point! ''And you're still doing it!'' (laughter) I'm starting to think you guys just like killing each other... Ah hah!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round second return 04.wav|"(evil laughter) OK. OK! I've lost track of how many times I've tricked you into activating the evil bumper car portal at this point! (chuckle) ''But this time''...you know what...it's still a trick! Ah ha hah!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 01.wav|"Get ready to ''test your strength!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 02.wav|"Tickets for the Strongmann game are almost on sale!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 03.wav|"''Merasmus' dark and eldritch circus of the macabre is open!'' No refunds!!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 04.wav|"Go, go! Test your strength!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 05.wav|"Yes, yes! Kill everyone! ''Kill anyone!'' Kill everything that isn't dead!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 06.wav|"Go get your tickets! ''Kill everyone in your way!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 07.wav|"The Strongmann! MisFortune Telling! ''The Necromasher!'' My circus has it all!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 08.wav|"Merasmus' dark carnival...is open! (cackling)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 09.wav|"(laughter) Welcome lambs...TO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE...for lambs!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 10.wav|"Merasmus' dark carnival...IS OPEN! (laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 11.wav|"Go, the gate is up! Run fools! Get your Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 12.wav|"What are your waiting for? Go get you Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start short 13.wav|"Go get your Tickets! The price is MURDER! (laughter and howling)"]]
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}}
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 01.wav|"'''Get your Tickets!'' '''''If you dare!'''''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 02.wav|"Tickets are now on sale, mortals!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 03.wav|"Step right up and get your Tickets! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 04.wav|"Get your Tickets! (laughter) Awoo! Hoo hoo!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 05.wav|"Tickets are available for pickup!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 06.wav|"''Get your Tickets'', fools!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 07.wav|"(maniacal laughter) ''Hurry!'' Get your Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 08.wav|"Get your Tickets...If you dare!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 09.wav|"Tickets are now available!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus tickets available 10.wav|"Step right up and get your Tickets! (cackling)"]]
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''Nagging''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus misc nags 01.wav|"Go! Get the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus misc nags 02.wav|"The Tickets are waiting, mortals!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus misc nags 03.wav|"Why has nobody claimed their Tickets?!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus misc nags 04.wav|"Go get the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus misc nags 05.wav|"The Tickets are waiting, mortals!"]]
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}}
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus drop site 01.wav|"Tickets are on sale again!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus drop site 02.wav|"Tickets are available for pickup again!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus drop site 03.wav|"The Tickets are back!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus drop site 04.wav|"The Tickets...Have Returned!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus drop site 05.wav|"The Tickets are ''back''! Go get them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus drop site 06.wav|"The Tickets have returned! What are you waiting for?"]]
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}}
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 01.wav|"You've got the Tickets! Get them to the Strongmann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 02.wav|"You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the Strongmann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 07.wav|"You've ''got'' the Tickets! Get them to the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 09.wav|"You have the Tickets! ''Now get to the ride!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 10.wav|"The Tickets are yours! Now, get to the top of the ride!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 17.wav|"You've got the Tickets! Get them to the top of the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 18.wav|"The Tickets are yours! Now get to the ride!"]]
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}}
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 03.wav|"Fools! The enemy has the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 04.wav|"Fools! The enemy has taken the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 06.wav|"They've got the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 15.wav|"They've got the Tickets! ''Kill them!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 20.wav|"''They've got the Tickets!'' '''Kill them!'''"]]
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}}
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|title      = '''Tickets dropped by player/ally'''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 11.wav|"Your team has dropped your Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 12.wav|"Your team dropped the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 13.wav|"You team just dropped the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 19.wav|"Your team has ''dropped'' your Tickets!"]]
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}}
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 05.wav|"Hurry! They've ''dropped'' the tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 08.wav|"Fools! The enemy dropped the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 14.wav|"The enemy has ''dropped'' the Tickets!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus possession 16.wav|"Hurry! They've dropped the Tickets!"]]
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}}
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|title      = '''Player/ally is riding the Strongmann'''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 25.wav|"You team has made it to the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 26.wav|"Your team got the Tickets to the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 27.wav|"Your team is on the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 28.wav|"Yes! Your team's on the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 29.wav|"Your team has started the lift! Get ready to test your strength!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 31.wav|"Your team is on the lift! Nothing can stop you now! Except the other team and their guns!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 32.wav|"Your team started the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 35.wav|"(laughter) Your team is starting the ride!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 36.wav|"Your team is activating the Strongmann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 40.wav|"You're starting the Strongmann! (laughter) Fools!...I mean good! Good stuff!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 44.wav|"You team is unlocking the ride!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 45.wav|"Your team is unlocking the Strongmann!"]]
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}}
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 01.wav|"The enemy's made it to the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 02.wav|"The enemy got their Tickets to the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 03.wav|"The enemy is on the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 04.wav|"The enemy is ''on the lift!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 05.wav|"Fools! The enemy is on the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 07.wav|"The enemy team's on the lift, you fools!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 08.wav|"The enemy's made it to the lift! Stop them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 09.wav|"The enemy's started the lift!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 14.wav|"Hurry! The enemy's about to start the Strongmann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 18.wav|"The enemy's trying to start the ride!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 20.wav|"The enemy team is starting the Strongmann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 21.wav|"The enemy is starting the Strongmann! Quickly, kill them all!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 22.wav|"The enemy has almost started the Strongmann! Hurry! Slaughter them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 23.wav|"The enemy is close to activating the Strongmann! Stop them! And kill them! And stop them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 24.wav|"The enemy has almost activated the Strongmann! ''They can't do it if they're dead!'' (laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 41.wav|"The enemy's unlocking the ride!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus warnings 42.wav|"The enemy's unlocking the Strongmann!"]]
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}}
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|title      = '''Tickets successfully delivered to the Strongmann'''
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''Generic''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 02.wav|"Fools! This innocent Strongmann game was in actuality a necromantic portal to a kill-crazy realm of murder! You just got Merasmus'd!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 03.wav|"Fools! The only strength you've been testing is ''the strength of your gullibility!'' Stand by for ''bumper-car madness!''"]]
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''By RED''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 04.wav|"RED wins...a first-class ticket to a kill-crazy realm of bumper cars and murder! That's right, you just got Merasmus'd"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 09.wav|"You did it RED team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a bumper car slaughterhouse where ''I kill you all!'' Ah ha ha ha ha ha!"]] (See: [[w:Pole position|pole position]])
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 10.wav|"Nice hustle RED team! Your reward is a ''slight advantage'' in a game I specifically invented to kill all of you! Again, congratulations. ALRIGHT LET'S DO IT!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 15.wav|"RED wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!"]] (See: [[Skull Island Topper]])
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 19.wav|"RED wins! And now I send you to a realm of bumper-car insanity! No bumps barred! NO RULES! Please keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times though."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 20.wav|"Yes, RED team! You've won yourself the advantage in a game of bumper cars...designed to kill every one of you! So enjoy that early lead!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 21.wav|"What a come-from-behind win! Team RED is a Cinderella story tonight, mortals! R! E! D! What's it spell? Who! Cares! OK, time to kill you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 22.wav|"Wooo! Who saw '''that''' coming! RED snags a win! I thought BLU had that locked up! What an upset! Woo ho, well, time to die! Still though, that was close guys."]]
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''By BLU''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 05.wav|"BLU wins! Enjoy your victory lap...''to the grave!'' Courtesy of my bumper cars ''of the damned!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 06.wav|"BLU wins! And now I transport you to a racetrack slick with blood and entrails! Yours! Welcome fools, ''to bumper car madness!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 07.wav|"BLU wins! And that means you get a slight advantage at the start of my bumper car game. Then you'll die! To summarize: small advantage to BLU. Then I'll kill you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 08.wav|"Well done BLU team! You've won yourself the advantage in a bumper car game! A game where I plan to KILL ALL OF YOU! And feed your souls to an evil circus god!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 11.wav|"BLU wins! Big picture though: you all lose because now you're about to bumper-fight for Merasmus' amusement! Hold onto your Skull Hats everyone!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 13.wav|"You did it BLU team! And because you won, you have the honor of pole position in a game I devised ''to kill all of you!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 14.wav|"Congratulations BLU team! You've won a ''very'' small advantage in a game I'm about to transport you all to. Footnote that, the game will most likely kill all of you!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus strongman end 17.wav|"Congrats BLU team! I'm sending you all to a bumper-car slaughterhouse! And you'll get a small advantage at the start of it! (laughter) No, no, no. Don't thank me. After all I ''am'' going to kill you."]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''General Purpose'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 01.wav|"Yes!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 02.wav|"''YES!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 03.wav|"No!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 04.wav|"''NO!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 05.wav|"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 06.wav|"No, no, no, no, no!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 07.wav|"Damn you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 08.wav|"No, wait!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 09.wav|"Don't do that!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 10.wav|"''Don't do that!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 11.wav|"Kill them!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 12.wav|"''Stop them!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 13.wav|"Stop them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 14.wav|"Argh! Blast!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 15.wav|"Why? Why would you do that?"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 16.wav|"''Perfect!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 17.wav|"''Excellent!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 18.wav|"EXCELLENT!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 19.wav|"Get them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 20.wav|"GET THEM!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 21.wav|"Attack!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 22.wav|"''Attack!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 23.wav|"Attack them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 24.wav|"ATTACK THEM!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 25.wav|"Destroy them!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 26.wav|"Quickly, get rid of it!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus general purpose 27.wav|"Hurry, get rid of it!"]]
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}}
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 +
==== Curses ====
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Spell Effect Imminent'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 01.wav|"'''Incoming spell!'''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 02.wav|"Spell coming at you!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 03.wav|"Incoming spell, mortals!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 04.wav|"''Incoming spell!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect incoming 05.wav|"Incoming spell!"]]
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}}
 +
{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Big Head'''
 
|image      = Fate_card_bighead.png
 
|image      = Fate_card_bighead.png
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-size = 25px
 
|image-link =  
 
|image-link =  
 
|content    =  
 
|content    =  
* "Hey, guys! Beat that wizard, huh? Good stuff, good stuff buddy."
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 01.wav|"Big heads!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 02.wav|"''Big heads!'' (wicked laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 03.wav|"Big balloon heads! Haha! Hilarious!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 05.wav|"'''Big balloon heads!'' Ahhh! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Merasmus, you've done it again!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 06.wav|"Cranius Giganto!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead 07.wav|"Big heads for everybody!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 01.wav|"Balloon Head spell! And that's just a ''taste'' of the spells ''I've'' been cooking up! Merasmus's getting a lot of buzz from some pretty big magical universities right now. I don't want to name drop...Hogwarts is very interested!"]] (See: [[w:Hogwarts|Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry]])
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 02.wav|"Balloon Heads! Just a little spell I cooked up last night. Oh what's that, '''Gandalf'''? You can't ''make'' people's heads into balloons? Ah ha ha! Well maybe you should cry ''hot tears'' into your stupid beard, because Merasmus is the best!"]] (See: [[w:Gandalf|Gandalf]])
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 04.wav|"Full disclosure: I've just filled your heads with eight gallons of ''pickle brine''! Wait, wait, wait, before you jump down my throat, you should know, it didn't cost me a thing!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 06.wav|"This is one of those glass-half-empty scenarios! Downside, yes I just inflated all of your heads! Upside though, because I ''don't'' want you to worry, my head is fine."]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect bighead rare 07.wav|"Now what I've done here is inflate your head then ''fill'' the cavity with rotten '''garbage'''. I think I speak for everyone when I say, ''''Damn you Merasmus!''' (claps!) You've done it again!  Home run!'"]]
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}}
 +
 
 +
{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Melee Only'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 01.wav|"No guns!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 03.wav|"''No guns!'' (laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 04.wav|"'''No guns!''' (maniacal laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 05.wav|"Nonus artilleriso!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns 06.wav|"'''''No guns!'''''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 01.wav|"Merasmus talks about guns like you ain't got none, mortals! That's because I ''sold'' them all! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 02.wav|"Your ''precious'' Second Amendment won't help you now, Soldier. No guns! For anyone!"]] (See: [[w:Second Amendment to the United States Constitution|Second Amendment]] of the [[w:United States Bill of Rights|Bill of Rights]])
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 03.wav|"Merasmus ''banishes'' your guns! (laughter) This isn't a Second Amendment thing by the way, it's non-politically motivated evil!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect noguns rare 04.wav|"Merasmus ''banishes'' your guns to the nether realms! Forever! Or perhaps only momentarily! Merasmus printed this spell off the Internet!"]]
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}}
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 +
{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Submerging the area in Jarate'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 01.wav|"''Underwater!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 02.wav|"Underwater!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 03.wav|"'''Underwater!''' (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 04.wav|"Underwater! (cackling)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 05.wav|"Sumarinus Jaratitos!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming 06.wav|"'''Under'''-water!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 01.wav|"Swim mortals! Swim underwater until I... Oh. Oh, no! That's, that's not water, is it? Oh. Merasmus is ''so'' very, '''very''' sorry."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 03.wav|"Swim for Mersasmus' amusement, mortals! (laughter) Oh. Oh no! That is...that is '''not''' water. Uh, Merasmus, all...well all Merasmus can do is apologize."]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus effect swimming rare 04.wav|"An ''ocean'' of water ''descends'' upon you. Drown mortals! Drown in...in... Hmm. Ok, all cards on the table, that was ''supposed'' to be water. I'm so sorry."]]
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}}
 +
 
 +
==== Bumper Car Mini-games ====
 +
{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Setup'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
 
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 02.wav|"Yes! Bump! Bump your padded cars to a padded grave!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 03.wav|"The precious padding of your bumpy cars can't save you now! Unless you have padding '''''on your very souls'''''!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 06.wav|"Bump, mortals! Bump for Bonzo's amusement! He is ''easily'' entertained! Ah ha ha ha ha!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 07.wav|"These bumper cars have no ''brakes''! A) Because they move relatively slowly, but B) Because there are no rules!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 08.wav|"Don't forget to buckle-up mortals! Oh wait, there's no seat-belts! (laughter) Enjoy your five-mile-an-hour '''''death ride'''''!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 09.wav|"Bump away in these bumper cars, fools! Bump yourselves to madness!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 10.wav|"These are no normal bumper cars! They will bump you to the edge of sanity itself!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 11.wav|"Go for a spin, mortals, in my smack carts of the black arts! My scream machines! My bumper cars! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 12.wav|"Strap in mortals to my vile vessels of vehicular villainy! My damnation wagons! My bumper scars! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 13.wav|"Take a seat mortals in my murder machines of malevolent mayhem! My hearses with curses! My bumper scars!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 14.wav|"I hope none of you are pregnant or have an existing heart condition! Because you about to be jostled like you've never been jostled before!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 15.wav|"Welcome, mortals to my ''stationary'' cars! Oh no wait, they're bumper cars! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Get ready for the ''bumping'' of '''your life'''!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 16.wav|"Go ahead and try the brakes! They won't work! You're trapped in a runaway bumper car! Strap in for a five-mile-an-hour Hell ride!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 17.wav|"Don't fall off the track, mortals! Bonzo's hungry tonight! Especially for you, Spy! Bonzo '''loves''' French food!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 18.wav|"I'd love to ''join'' you down there, mortals, but I have a heart condition and the rules are clearly posted. I'm with you, it's ridiculous. '''Write your congressman!'''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 19.wav|"I don't want to scare you, but bumper cars aren't meant to go this fast! (laughter) That's right, they're non-OSHA-compliant! Awoooo!"]] (See: [[w:Occupational Safety and Health Administration|OSHA]])
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all start 20.wav|"Strap in mortals to my thumper cars! They're not as fast as ''actual'' cars, but '''faster''' than a bumper car is meant to go! So...that's... still pretty scary!"]]
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
===== Duck Hunt =====
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Setup'''
 +
|image      =
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
 
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 01.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 02.wav|"''Welcome'' to the Looting Gallery! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 03.wav|"Welcome, mortals, to the Looting Gallery!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 04.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery! Collect Ducks to win! Kill the other team to win! Do ''whatever''! It takes! To win! Because believe me, '''''you don't want to lose!'''''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 05.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery, mortals! Whoever gets the most Ducks wins! Whoever gets the least ducks, does not win! I'm assuming that you're all a little dim, so Merasmus is laying this out as simply as possible."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt start 06.wav|"Welcome to the Looting Gallery! The team that captures the most prizes wins! The team that pushes the other team off the track, ''shrieking'' to their deaths, also wins! But much, much faster!"]]
 +
}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Bonus Ducks from crashing into an enemy player'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 01.wav|"Bonus Ducks!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 02.wav|"''Bonus Ducks!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bonusducks 03.wav|"''Bonus'' Ducks!"]]
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}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Ducks have moved'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
 
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 01.wav|"I've moved the Ducks!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 02.wav|"I've ''moved'' the Ducks!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 03.wav|"The Ducks have ''moved'', mortals!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 04.wav|"The Ducks... have moved. mortals!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 05.wav|"Now the Ducks are over here!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 06.wav|"The Ducks...HAVE MOVED!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 07.wav|"The Ducks have moved ''elsewhere''!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 08.wav|"Now the Ducks...are over there!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt duckmove 09.wav|"Now the Ducks are over there!"]]
 +
}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Outcomes'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
 +
''RED Wins''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt redwin 01.wav|"RED grabbed the most Ducks! RED wins!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt redwin 02.wav|"You got the most Ducks, RED! You win!"]]
 +
''BLU wins''
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame duckhunt bluwin 01.wav|"BLU grabbed the most Ducks! BLUE wins!"]]
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
===== Falling Platforms =====
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Setup'''
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|image      =
 +
|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 01.wav|"Falling Platforms!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 02.wav|"Welcome, to Falling Platforms! (laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 03.wav|"Welcome to a game I call: Falling Platforms! (evil laughter)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 04.wav|"''One'' of these platforms '''won't''' plunge you '''''to your doom!''''' (cackling)"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 05.wav|"One of these platforms will be your salvation! The others will plunge you to your ''doom''!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 06.wav|"Only ''one'' of these platforms '''won't''' plunge you to your death! Can you find it in time? If I were you, ''I'd give it a shot!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 07.wav|"All but ''one'' of these platforms will ''fall'' into the abyss below you! But which one? (laughter) If the fall doesn't kill you, the suspense '''will'''!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 08.wav|"Welcome to a game I call "Falling Platforms" for a reason that is shrouded in mystery. But will soon be very...very ''incredibly obvious!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 09.wav|"The goal of this game is simple: one of these platforms...'''''won't plummet you to your doom!''''' The others...'''''will plummet you to your doom!'''''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 10.wav|"These aren't ''normal'' platforms, mortals! All of them...'''are evil!''' Except for '''one!''' Which is '''nice!''' The evil ones will '''plunge you to your doom!''' The nice one...'''will remain stationary!'''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp start 12.wav|"''None'' of these platforms will suddenly plunge you to your death! You're perfectly safe! Drive slowly mortals and chat amongst yourselves!"]]
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}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Safe Platform revealed'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal01.wav|"Go, go, go, go! It's that one!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal02.wav|"There, that one! Go, go, go, go!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal03.wav|"There! There, there, there, there, there, there!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal04.wav|"Oh there! That one! ''That one!'' ''THAT ONE!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal05.wav|"Oh, it's that one! Go, go, go, go, go!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal06.wav|"AH! That one! Go! Go, go, go!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal07.wav|"There it is! Hurry you fools! Hurry!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal08.wav|"''There is it!'' Hurry you fools, hurry!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp reveal09.wav|"Ooh! There! That one! That one!"]]
 +
}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Overtime'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 01.wav|"You all win! ''At failing!'' '''''Time to die mortals!'''''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 02.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 03.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 04.wav|"''Kill'' them all, Horsemann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 05.wav|"Enough! I summon the Headless! Horseless! Horsemann!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame fp hhh 07.wav|"Kill them all, Horsemann!"]]
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}}
 +
 
 +
===== Soccer =====
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Setup'''
 +
|image      =
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 01.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 02.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer, everyone!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 03.wav|"''Bumper Cars Soccer!'' Awoo!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 04.wav|"(evil laughter) ''Bumper Cars Soccer!''"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 05.wav|"Ancient Sumerian Bumper Cars Soccer!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 06.wav|"The time has come! For Ancient Sumerian Bumper Car Death Soccer!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 07.wav|"Welcome to Soccer, mortals! Or as we call it in the dark realms before time: '''Sumerian Rules Bumpy Car Football'''!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer start 08.wav|"Bumper Cars Soccer! The most diabolical game in history. Invented by the Ancient Sumerian Circus Association as a way to keep score...'''''of being evil'''''!"]]
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}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Goal'''
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|image      =
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
''RED''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 03.wav|"RED scores a goal!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 04.wav|"RED scores!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 05.wav|"Goal for RED!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 06.wav|"GOAL for RED!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 08.wav|"Ah ha ha ha ha! Goal for RED!"]]
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''BLU''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 01.wav|"BLU scores a goal!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 02.wav|"BLU scores!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 07.wav|"GOAL for BLU!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 09.wav|"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ''Goal for BLU!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal 10.wav|"Na ha ha! Goal for BLU!"]]
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''Deciding point''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal throwup 01.wav|"Goal for RED...''disgusting goal!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer goal throwup 02.wav|"Goal for BLU...''disgusting goal!''"]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
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|title      = '''Overtime'''
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 01.wav|"Kill them all, Horsemann! (laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 02.wav|"Horsemann! Wrap this up!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 05.wav|"Death to all of you! Death, by Horsemann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 06.wav|"Prepare to die, mortals! By the hands of the Horsemann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 07.wav|"I summon the Headless Horseless Horsemann, to kill you all for my amusement! And I'm not amused easily, so he's ''really'' going to slaughter the Hell out of you! Oh, this is going to get '''dark''', everyone!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 08.wav|"You're taking longer to kill each other than Merasmus hoped. So I made some ''phone calls''! Kill them all, Horsemann!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 09.wav|"No, this is ''taking'' too long! Say hello to an old friend of mine: the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 10.wav|"It's the Headless Horseless Horsemann, everybody! The star of Scream Fortress 2! No autographs or flash photography, please. He's ''just'' here to ''kill'' you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 11.wav|"The Headless Horseless Horsemann, everyone! (claps) Give it up. (claps) ''Give it up.''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame soccer hhh 12.wav|"What's that I hear? Is it the clip-clop of haunted hooves? No! It's the terrifying, completely foot-generated clomping of the ''Horseless'' Headless Horsemann!"]]
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}}
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==== Outcomes ====
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Overtime'''
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|image-size = 25px
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 01.wav|"This is taking too long!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 02.wav|"You '''bore''' Merasmus! Time to make this more interesting!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 03.wav|"Alright, let's ''finish'' this! Merasmus is...getting a little ''bored'' watching you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 04.wav|"Alright, this is getting ''embarrassing''! Merasmus is a ''busy'' wizard!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame overtime 05.wav|"I see in my crystal ball that you will '''never''' win this game!"]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Win'''
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''RED Wins''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all redwin 01.wav|"RED wins!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all redwin 02.wav|"''RED'' wins!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all redwin 03.wav|"RED wins!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all redwin 04.wav|"RED wins! Ha ha ha!"]]
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''BLU Wins''
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 01.wav|"BLU wins!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 02.wav|"''BLU wins!''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 03.wav|"BLU WINS!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all bluwin 04.wav|"BLU wins! Awoo!"]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''All players on other team have been ghostified'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 01.wav|"You win! Everyone else is ''dead''!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 03.wav|"You've ''killed'' everyone on the other team! Good stuff, guys! Merasmus is...getting a little misty here."]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 04.wav|"So instead of ''winning'' the game honestly, you just ''killed'' everyone on the other team! This is...Merasmus is so proud of you right now!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 05.wav|"''You win!'' Everyone is dead!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 06.wav|"You win! By murder!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all otherteamdead 07.wav|"You win! ''By murder!''"]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Stalemate'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus stalemate 01.wav|"Wait, ''all'' of you died? You have got to be kidding Merasmus!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus round start stalemate 01.wav|"Fools! You've murdered yourselves to a stalemate!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 01.wav|"''You'' lose!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 02.wav|"You lose!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 03.wav|"'''You lose!'''"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 04.wav|"You...lose! (laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus minigame all lose 05.wav|"You lose!"]]
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}}
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== [[Scream Fortress 2015|Scream Fortress VII]] (2015) ==
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[[File:Backpack_Skull_Island_Topper.png|50px|left]]
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=== [[Merasmus]] ===
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{{clr}}
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==== Contract related ====
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''New Merasmission'''
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_04.mp3|"MERAS-''mission''!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_06.mp3|"Merasmission!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_08.mp3|"''Merasmission!''"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_12.mp3|"''Dare'' you accept this, Merasmission?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_13.mp3|"A chillingly ''challenging'' Merasmission!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_15.mp3|"An accursed agreement, HAS BEEN STRUCK!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_17.mp3|"A '''dark''' contract rises from its ''legal'' slumber!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_18.mp3|"A Merasmission from the dank depths of the depraved debts!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_20.mp3|"A Merasmission spewed from the drooling, stupid mouth, ''of madness''!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_21.mp3|"Evil Contract Delivery! Return address: THE BLACK ABYSS"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_22.mp3|"A half-glimpsed Merasmission, ''beckons'' from the shadows!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_26.mp3|"What loathsome horrors lurk within the watermarked pages of this contract!?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontract_27.mp3|"MeRASmission!"]]
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''Rare Merasmission''
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_01.mp3|"Were I to utter the details of this contract aloud, the tiny world you know would be rent asunder! ''Welcome to your nightmare, mortal!'' '''READING!'''"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_03.mp3|"Don't look too closely at ''this'' Merasmission! It is infested with a host of Hellworms; your human scientists would call '''Silverfish'''! Yes mortal, there was ''significant'' water damage in Merasmus' storage unit!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_04.mp3|"What's that sound? Is it the scratching of fingernails on a casket lid, because they were ''buried alive''? They might just ''be''... Oh wait mortal, where are ''your'' fingers! Look down! That's right! It was ''you'' buried in that coffin! '''The whole *BLEEEP* time!''"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_05.mp3|"Practice ''evil'' itself! Though not legally enforceable. Merasmus didn't go to law school. He got ''his'' diploma on '''the streets'''; the streets of HELL!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_06.mp3|"A gibbous moon hangs pendulously in the night sky! It thinks you cannot finish this contract! ''Dare'' you make the moon look ''stupid''?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_07.mp3|"Tonight the barriers are down! Between known and the unknown! The real and the unreal! The paid debts and the unpaid debts to the Russian Mafia! (cackling laughter) They put Merasmus in a trunk, mortal."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_09.mp3|"Dear mortal: Everything you love will be dead by dawn. Signed: Merasmus! Post Script: I'll still be alive. Because I don't even like you!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_10.mp3|"''Hold on a second, '''Gandalf'''!'' I'll need to give some ''loser'' a contract! Sorry, I was just on the phone with Gandalf! You know, The Grey. A ''very'' good friend. It's...uh...I can tell you're impressed."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_11.mp3|"What's that Harry Potter? ''I'm'' the best wizard and you're just a big stupid pile of garbage? (light laughter) That's big of you to admit that, Harry Potter. Hold on, I need to give some ''bozo'' a contract."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_15.mp3|"Tremble mortal, at the fathomless ''evil'' pulsating in the gulfs of this ''unholy'' contract! (wicked laughter) IT'S DOUBLE-SPACED!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_16.mp3|"Do you feel it tightening around your neck? ''This contract'' is BINDING, mortal!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_17.mp3|"An ''unholy'' contract, ''written in blood''! Signed in ''triplicate''! ''Notarized'' from beyond the grave!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_18.mp3|"This contract isn't just ''evil''. It's ''legally'' binding! In every state, but Hawaii! (wicked laughter) ''Aloha'', mortal!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_19.mp3|"Does your backside feel ''warm'', mortal? It should, because this contract just put you in the hot seat!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_20.mp3|[nonchalantly] "Oh hello, Sauron! What's that? Yes, Merasmus, ''has'',  been working out. It's flattering you noticed. I, hold on, need to give some ''mercenary'' a contract."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_21.mp3|"Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Remember when I got Demo's eyeball to attack you all? ''That was pretty evil!'' Or that time I used my ''connections'' and got the Horseless Headless Horsemann to show up! (laughter) Wow, that's evil!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_getcontractrare_22.mp3|"Tonight you will visit the realms of Halloweens past. Like that time Soldier turned my evil castle into a raccoon sanctuary! Ah hah. Everyone remember that? That was a, ''a bad day'' for Merasmus. It took a while to walk that one off."]] (See: [[Doom-Mates]])
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 +
'''Fighting Merasmus-specific'''
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_01.mp3|"Here's a contract I like to call: 'Your certain doom!'"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_02.mp3|"I hope your soul's in good shape, mortal! Because when you fail at this, ''I'll'' be taking it off your hands! (laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_03.mp3|"You will ''never'' beat me! And I will claim your soul!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_04.mp3|"You dare to fight me? Oh mortal, this is going to be ''embarrassing''!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_05.mp3|"So you think you've got what it takes to beat Merasmus, eh? Your funeral, mortal! Your sparsely attended ''pauper's funeral''!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_06.mp3|"Your challenge is to defeat me! But you can't! And when you fail, I'll take your soul!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_07.mp3|"(cackling) That's all I have to say about this ''next'' contract! Oh wait, one more thing! Awoooo!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_08.mp3|"Your next target is ''me''! Merasmus!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_10.mp3|"Your next target: me! (laughter) Awoooo! (more laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_11.mp3|"Cower mortal, before the eldritch horror of the abject terror of the monstrous magic...of Merasmus!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_12.mp3|"You next infernal contract ''is''...hold on...let's see...killing...me. Huh. I am surprised I put that one in there."]]
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''Rare Merasmission''
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_01.mp3|"Either you kill my past self and I get my soul, or my past self kills you and I get yours! (laughter) I don't *BLEEEP* care! I'm ''all'' about ''souls'' tonight!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_02.mp3|"Should you fail mortal, you'll be in breach of contract. And I shall seek compensation, in the form of your soul! (laughter) And financial...compensation. Merasmus is living at the Y."]] ("the Y" is another name for a [[w:YMCA|YMCA]])
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_03.mp3|"That's a nice soul you have there! It would be a shame if a wizard were to claim it, when you fail this mission!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_04.mp3|"Bet you'll win this contract? Would you wager ''your very soul''? (cackling) Please note that I'm not explicitly threatening you or you'll be agreeing to this contract under duress. That..wooo..that would not be good for Merasmus."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_05.mp3|"Exterior: A graveyard. We zoom in on a corpse holding a bloodstained contract. ''The corpse is yours!'' That's right! Merasmus has been working on a great screenplay!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_06.mp3|"Ah ha ha ha ha, mortal! Can you ''murder'' Merasmus, himself? And if it's not too much trouble, can you do it before the Russian mob does it? Because they have made it really quite clear that they are not going to kill Merasmus quickly."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_07.mp3|"This contract is 100%, word-for-word, exactly Charles Dickens' Halloween classic: ''A Christmas Carol''. Prepare to meet the ghost of Merasmus Past! The copyright lapsed! Awoooo!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_rare_08.mp3|"If you meet your doom in this next contract, thank Merasmus! And if you can read this infernal contract, thank a teacher! It's important work. They're underpaid. Happy Halloween everybody!"]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
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|title      = '''Completed Merasmission'''
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|image      =
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|image-size = 25px
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|image-link =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_01.mp3|"Fool! A successful fool!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_02.mp3|"Well done!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_03.mp3|"Excellent!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_04.mp3|"Magnificent!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_05.mp3|"Begone contract! A mortal has bested you!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_06.mp3|"''Outstanding''', mortal!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_07.mp3|"(wicked laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_08.mp3|"Yeeesss!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_10.mp3|"I return this contract from the stink pit from whence it came!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_11.mp3|"You have ''bested'' my challenge, mortal!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_12.mp3|"You have conquered my curs'd contract!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_13.mp3|"You have triumphed over my terrifying terror task!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_14.mp3|"Fool! Er, nicely done."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_15.mp3|"Infernal Merasmission...Accomplished!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_16.mp3|"Merciless Merasmission...Mastered!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_contractwin_17.mp3|"Malignant Merasmission...Mastered!"]]
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''Fighting Merasmus-specific''
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_01.mp3|"To HELL with you and your soul!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_02.mp3|"Fool! You are a ''successful'' fool somehow!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_03.mp3|"What! Crap, that's not right!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_04.mp3|"Nooooo!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_05.mp3|"You? Beat Merasmus? You know what, ''keep'' your soul! It's probably got garbage and dirt in it!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_06.mp3|"What? How did you do that!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_07.mp3|"What? You beat me? Merasmus demands a recount!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_08.mp3|"You beat me? Noooo! I almost had your soul!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_09.mp3|"I didn't even want your stink soul!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_12.mp3|"You won? How did you win?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_13.mp3|"You have ''got'' to be kidding Merasmus."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_14.mp3|"My debt to the Russian mob passes...to you! (wicked laughter)"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_15.mp3|"You may have killed me. But you're still a foo...hold on. What's that Gandalf? Uh huh. Gandalf wants you to know he's here in Wizard Heaven with me. Because he dies in the book. So we both hope that spoils ''that'' for you. Yes. Oh, and Harry Potter's here too."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_fightmeras_win_16.mp3|"Wait, wait, wait. Merasmus lagged. Do over."]]
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}}
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{{SoundList
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|title      = '''Merasmission reward'''
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|image      =
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|content    =
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_01.mp3|"Your payment!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_02.mp3|"''Your payment!''"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_03.mp3|"And now...the reward!]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_04.mp3|"''And now...the reward!''"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_06.mp3|"Claim your reward!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_07.mp3|"A contract...fulfilled!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_08.mp3|"You're exceptional at killing, mortal. I could use your services again...with the Russians!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_09.mp3|"You did well, mortal!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_11.mp3|"Congratulations, mortal!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_12.mp3|"Well done indeed, mortal! A pity you didn't read the fine print. For now, Merasmus has your parking space...for eternity!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_13.mp3|"Well done, mortal. Well done indeed! Or should I say, ''Undead''! (laughter) Can I borrow fifty dollars?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_14.mp3|"Thanks for doing my evil bidding. Signed: Merasmus."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_15.mp3|"You did the evil, here's the reward!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_16.mp3|"You committed the crimes, here's the payout!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_18.mp3|"Merasmus pays his debts, especially to society! Merasmus has done some...hard time, mortal."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_20.mp3|"Slow down, champ! You're bleeding Merasmus dry!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_21.mp3|"Take your prize, fool!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_22.mp3|"''Take your prize, fool!''"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_25.mp3|"Fool! You've earned a prize!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_26.mp3|"Welcome to the ''eldritchenining'' The terrifying ancient Sumerian rite of prize distribution! ''Two enter'', one leaves...with a gift!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_27.mp3|"Look at your contract, fool! Do you notice something horrifying? ''It is not notarized!''  Merasmus is giving you this prize provisionally! And he will see you in court! Awoooo!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_28.mp3|"Fool! You made a deal with the devil! And now you'll reap the reward! Which is...this reward. The devil may have inadvertently dropped the ball on this one."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_29.mp3|"'Congratulations! The gift I give you...is death!' ''is'' what Merasmus would be saying if Merasmsus' lawyers hadn't advised him that death is not an acceptable form of payment in New Mexico."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_reward_30.mp3|"Take your reward! '''Your eternal reward!''' Just to be clear though, Merasmus is not guaranteeing this thing forever. If it breaks within thirty days, fine, bring it back. After that, you're on your own! Awooo!"]]
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}}
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_01.mp3|"Wow, that was really, REALLY good!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_02.mp3|"Wow, Merasmus is impressed!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_03.mp3|"You...you impressed Merasmus with this one!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_04.mp3|"Merasmus does not impress easily. But you've done it, mortal! You impressed the big dog."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_05.mp3|"''Merasmus does not impress easily.'' But you've done it! Mortal, you, you impressed the big dog."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_06.mp3|"For someone who has lived but one lifetime, mortal...you're pretty good at this!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_07.mp3|"You...hmm, wow! I mean, just wow! Do you not have a...day job! Seriously, that's...wow!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_08.mp3|"[slurring] Look! Merasmus's had a few cocktails! But you are ''the best'', man! Seriously I...I love you, man!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_09.mp3|"Merasmus isn't going to lie to you: that was reeeeally good!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_bonus_10.mp3|"Fool! I...ah...good work. I don't even know why I'm calling you a fool half the time. It's just...you know Meramsus is into  the Russian mob for a...reeeally lot of money. (light chuckle) They say they're going to cut Merasmus' fingers off. (chuckle) His fingers! Heh heh. Heh. Maybe ''Merasmus'' is the real fool. (nervous chuckle)"]]
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}}
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 +
==== Gargoyle related ====
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Spawns'''
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|image      = Backpack Soul Gargoyle.png
 +
|image-size = 45px
 +
|image-link = Soul Gargoyle
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_spawn_01.mp3|"A Gargoyle has spawned!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_spawn_02.mp3|"A Gargoyle has arrived!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_spawn_03.mp3|"A Gargoyle is somewhere on the map!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_spawn_04.mp3|"Fool! Find the Gargoyle!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_spawn_05.mp3|"A Gargoyle is here!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_spawn_06.mp3|"''A Gargoyle has arrived!''"]]
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}}
 +
 
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Successful capture'''
 +
|image      = Item_icon_Soul_Gargoyle_Gold.png
 +
|image-size = 45px
 +
|image-link = Soul Gargoyle
 +
|content    =
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_got_01.mp3|"You got the Gargoyle!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_got_02.mp3|"Well done, mortal!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_got_03.mp3|"You have collected the Gargoyle!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_got_05.mp3|"Yes! The Gargoyle is yours!"]]
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}}
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 +
{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Moves'''
 +
|image      = Item_icon_Soul_Gargoyle_Bronze.png
 +
|image-size = 45px
 +
|image-link = Soul Gargoyle
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_moved_03.mp3|"The Gargoyle, has moved!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_moved_05.mp3|"You took too long! The Gargoyle has moved!"]]
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}}
 +
 
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Disappears'''
 +
|image      = Item_icon_Soul_Gargoyle_Silver.png
 +
|image-size = 45px
 +
|image-link = Soul Gargoyle
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_gone_01.mp3|"The Gargoyle is gone!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_gone_03.mp3|"The Gargoyle, is gone!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_gone_06.mp3|"You missed the Gargoyle!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_gone_07.mp3|"Too slow mortal! The Gargoyle, is gone!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_gone_08.mp3|"The Gargoyle has vanished to another realm!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_garg_gone_09.mp3|"Not fast enough! The Gargoyle is gone!"]]
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}}
 +
 
 +
== Previously unused responses ==
 +
=== [[Pumpkin bomb]]s ===
 +
''Note: These lines were originally meant for [[pumpkin bomb]]s, but went unused. They can now be heard in [[Laughter]] (explosions) and [[Bloodwater]] (from the pumpkin on the cart). The voice is implied to be that of the criminal whose brain Medic put inside a pumpkin, as seen in the [[Gargoyles & Gravel]] comic. A pumpkin named Morice on [[Farmageddon]] speaks with a similar voice.''
 +
{{SoundList
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|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Idle'''
 +
|image      = Pumpkinbomb.png
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|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_02.mp3|"Yeah, keep movin', pal."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_03.mp3|"Don't touch me, pal. I will blow up ''right'' in your face."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_04.mp3|"Ya' wanna try me?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_05.mp3|"I'll blow you up, buddy. See if I don't!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_06.mp3|"What are you lookin' at?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_08.mp3|"You're some kinda funny guy?"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_09.mp3|"Look at this guy."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_10.mp3|"Yeah, you better run."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_11.mp3|"I will explode, all over you pal."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_12.mp3|"Don't make me come out of this pumpkin!"]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_14.mp3|"Keep movin', buddy. I, I'm trouble."]]
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbomb_15.mp3|"Yeah, you better run!"]]
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Exploding'''
 +
|image      = Pumpkinbomb.png
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbombboom_01.mp3|"Boom."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbombboom_02.mp3|"Bang."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbombboom_03.mp3|"Badda boom."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbombboom_04.mp3|"Ka-boom."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbombboom_05.mp3|"Pow."]]
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*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbombboom_06.mp3|"Bam."]]
 +
*[[Media:Hall2015_pumpbombboom_07.mp3|"Baang."]]
 +
}}
 +
 
 +
== Unused responses ==
 +
=== Necromasher ===
 +
''Note: Believed to have been meant to be used when interacting with the [[Necro Smasher]] in [[Carnival of Carnage]]. All voicelines are by Merasmus.''
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Successful Crush'''
 +
|image      =
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 01.wav|"Necro-mashed!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 03.wav|"Got you!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 04.wav|"Ha!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 05.wav|"Hah!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 07.wav|"Merasmus!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 08.wav|"Not so fast!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 09.wav|"You fool!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 11.wav|"Think fast!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 12.wav|"For Bonzo!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher 13.wav|"EVIL!"]]
 +
}}
 +
{{SoundList
 +
|colour    = #F3A957
 +
|title      = '''Miss'''
 +
|image      =
 +
|image-size = 25px
 +
|image-link =
 +
|content    =
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 02.wav|"Damn you!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 03.wav|"Get back here!"]]
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*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 04.wav|"''Next'' time!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 06.wav|"I ''had'' you!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 07.wav|"No!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 08.wav|"I'll give you that one!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 09.wav|"Wait! Come back!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 10.wav|"Wait, let me try that again."]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 11.wav|"SO CLOSE!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 12.wav|"Oh, I almost got you."]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 13.wav|"Oh ho ho, you're good!"]]
 +
*[[Media:Sf14 merasmus necromasher miss 14.wav|"I SPARED you! On purpose!"]]
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
{{Audio nav}}
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{{Audio Nav}}
{{ScreamFortressNav}}
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{{Haunted Halloween Special Nav}}
{{VeryScaryHalloweenSpecialNav}}
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{{Scream Fortress Nav}}
{{SpectralHalloweenSpecialNav}}
+
{{Very Scary Halloween Special Nav}}
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{{Spectral Halloween Special Nav}}
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{{Scream Fortress 2013 Nav}}
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{{Scream Fortress 2014 Nav}}
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{{Scream Fortress 2015 Nav}}
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{{Scream Fortress 2020 Nav}}
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[[Category:Lists of responses]]
 
[[Category:Lists of responses]]

Latest revision as of 18:17, 24 November 2024

Pumpkin.png

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after a player or character has achieved something, for instance killing enemies. Previous Halloween updates have released several Halloween Bosses/characters: the Horseless Headless Horsemann, MONOCULUS, Merasmus, Bombinomicon, and the Mann Brothers Redmond and Blutarch. They each have several vocal responses, all of which are listed below.

Haunted Hallowe'en Special (2009)

Zepheniah Ghost.png

Ghost

Idle
Ghost Yikes!.png  Haunting a player
TF2 crosshair orange.png

Player

Tf scared stiff.png  YIKES! scream

Scream Fortress Update (2010)

Backpack Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.png

Horseless Headless Horsemann

HHH.png  Spawn
Idle
Killicon horseless headless horsemann's headtaker.png  Attacking
Ghost Yikes!.png  Boo! Taunt
Taking heavy damage
Health dead.png  Death


Very Scary Halloween Special (2011)

Backpack MONOCULUS!.png

MONOCULUS

Laughter
Stunned
Enraged
Teleports
Taking heavy damage
Death


Spectral Halloween Special (2012)

Backpack Skull Island Topper.png

Merasmus

Appears

Attacking

Lashing out with staff
Ranged spells
Summoning bombs
Time passes without encountering a victim
Magic words
Magic backfires
Taking heavy damage
Player hits Merasmus with headbomb

Hiding

Disguised as a prop

If players are taking too long to find Merasmus

Found

Battle outcomes

Leaves
Defeated

Wheel of Fate outcomes

Spinning the Wheel of Fate
Fate card bighead.png  Big Head fate
Fate card shrunkenhead.png  Small Head fate
Fate card superspeed.png  Super Speed fate
Fate card dance.png  Dance fate
Fate card skull.png  Whammy fates
Fate card lowgravity.png  Low Gravity fate
Fate card highjump.png  Super Jump fate
Fate card critboost.png  Guaranteed Critical Hit fate
Fate card ubercharge.png  ÜberCharge fate


Backpack Bombinomicon.png

Bombinomicon

Attached to player's head
Held up
Skull Island welcome
Backpack Skull Island Topper.png  Upon getting the Skull Island Topper

Scream Fortress V (2013)

MannBrothers.png

Mann Brothers

Payload Race

The following are the Payload Race responses as spoken by Redmond Mann (while on RED) and Blutarch Mann (while on BLU) on Helltower.

Gette it Onne!.png  Round Start

Redmond

Blutarch

RED team in the lead

Redmond

Blutarch

BLU team in the lead

Redmond

Blutarch

Redmond nearing final checkpoint

Redmond

Blutarch

Blutarch nearing final checkpoint

Redmond

Blutarch

Payload Race won

Redmond

Blutarch

Payload Race lost

Redmond

Blutarch

Hell Outcomes

Victory

Redmond

Blutarch

Loss

Redmond

Blutarch

Stalemate

Redmond

Blutarch

Magic-Related

Spells have spawned

Redmond

Blutarch

The Witching Hour begins

Redmond

Blutarch

Hell Island bridge is open

Redmond

Blutarch

Enemies have spawned

Redmond

Blutarch


Miscellaneous

Mann Brothers Arguing
Unknown condition

Blutarch

Backpack Bombinomicon.png

Bombinomicon

Hell Island welcome
Hell Island battle end
Unknown Conditions

Eternaween

The following are mysteriously spoken by Merasmus when voting for Eternaween successfully passes.

Backpack Enchantment Eternaween.png  Eternaween Activated

Scream Fortress VI (2014)

Backpack Skull Island Topper.png

Merasmus

Special Delivery

Setup.png  Setup time
Dead Heat Icon.png  Match Start

Upon return

Upon second return

Preparing to capture the Tickets
Tickets spawn


Nagging

Tickets respawn
Tickets taken by player/ally
Tickets taken by enemy
Tickets dropped by player/ally
Tickets dropped by enemy
Cap-ogee.png  Player/ally is riding the Strongmann
Cap-ogee.png  Enemy is riding the elevator to the Strongmann
Tickets successfully delivered to the Strongmann

Generic

By RED

By BLU

General Purpose

Curses

Spell Effect Imminent
Fate card bighead.png  Big Head
Melee Only
Submerging the area in Jarate

Bumper Car Mini-games

Setup
Duck Hunt
Setup
Bonus Ducks from crashing into an enemy player
Ducks have moved
Outcomes

RED Wins

BLU wins

Falling Platforms
Setup
Safe Platform revealed
Overtime
Soccer
Setup
Goal

RED

BLU

Deciding point

Overtime

Outcomes

Overtime
Win

RED Wins

BLU Wins

All players on other team have been ghostified
Stalemate

Scream Fortress VII (2015)

Backpack Skull Island Topper.png

Merasmus

Contract related

New Merasmission

Rare Merasmission

Fighting Merasmus-specific

Rare Merasmission

Completed Merasmission

Fighting Merasmus-specific

Merasmission reward
Bonus

Gargoyle related

Backpack Soul Gargoyle.png  Spawns
Item icon Soul Gargoyle Gold.png  Successful capture
Item icon Soul Gargoyle Bronze.png  Moves
Item icon Soul Gargoyle Silver.png  Disappears

Previously unused responses

Pumpkin bombs

Note: These lines were originally meant for pumpkin bombs, but went unused. They can now be heard in Laughter (explosions) and Bloodwater (from the pumpkin on the cart). The voice is implied to be that of the criminal whose brain Medic put inside a pumpkin, as seen in the Gargoyles & Gravel comic. A pumpkin named Morice on Farmageddon speaks with a similar voice.

Pumpkinbomb.png  Idle
Pumpkinbomb.png  Exploding

Unused responses

Necromasher

Note: Believed to have been meant to be used when interacting with the Necro Smasher in Carnival of Carnage. All voicelines are by Merasmus.

Successful Crush
Miss

See also