User:Hummus

Hummus
Basic information
Type:	Enigmatic Glass Cannon
Health:	210 /315 (See Health below for further details)
Speed:	125% (See Speed below for further details)
Team Fortress 2
Contact information

Hummus (Arabic: حُمُّص‎) is a Middle Eastern and Arabic food dip or spread made from cooked, mashed chickpeas blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic.[1] Today, it is popular throughout the Middle East, Turkey, North Africa, Morocco, and in Middle Eastern cuisine around the globe.

Bio

Name: Hummus "Jeeves Racer" Googliati Location of origin: Egypt, Levant Job: House Cleaning Motto: "Boom Boom Baby." Special ability: Stickybomb jump Emblems: 50px  50px Beta emblems:        Description: A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not. Word of his proficiency with explosives spread, and it was not long before Crypt Grammar received two visitors; the Demoman's real parents, who lovingly explained that all Demomen are abandoned at birth until their skills manifest themselves, a long-standing, cruel, and wholly unnecessary tradition among the Highland Demolition Men. His unhappy childhood had ended, but his training had just begun.

Health

Main articles: Health, Overheal

Class	Health	Overheal	Quick-Fix Overheal
Scout	125	185	158
With the Sandman equipped	110	165	139
Soldier	200	300	251
With the Battalion's Backup equipped	220	330	276
Pyro	175	260	220
Demoman	175	260	220
With weapon slot boots equipped	200	300	251
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 0 heads	150	225	189
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 1 head	165	245	208
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 2 heads	180	270	226
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 3 heads	195	290	245
With a head-taking melee weapon with 4 or more heads	210	315	264
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 0 heads	175	260	220
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 1 head	190	285	239
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 2 heads	205	305	258
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 3 heads	220	330	276
With weapon slot boots and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 4 or more heads	235	350	295
Heavy	300	450	376
Under the effects of the Dalokohs Bar or Fishcake	350	500†	426
With the Fists of Steel equipped	300	390	346
With the Fists of Steel equipped and while under the effects of the Dalokohs Bar or Fishcake	350	440	396
Engineer	125	185	158
With the Gunslinger equipped	150	225	189
Medic	150	225	189
With the Vita-Saw equipped	140	210	176
Sniper	125	185	158
Spy	125	185	158
With the Big Earner equipped	100	150	126
With Conniver's Kunai equipped	70	105	89
Maximum overheal from Conniver's Kunai backstabs	N/A	210	N/A

^†Theoretical value. Overheal does not exceed 150% of the classes' maximum health.

Speed

Main article: Speed

Condition	Normal	Backward	Crouched	Swimming
Demoman	93 %	84 %	31 %	75 %
With weapon slot boots and a shield equipped	103 %	92 %	34 %	82 %
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 0 heads	93 %	84 %	31 %	75 %
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 1 head	101 %	91 %	34 %	81 %
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 2 heads	108 %	97 %	36 %	87 %
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 3 heads	116 %	104 %	39 %	93 %
With a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 4 or more heads	123 %	111 %	41 %	99 %
With weapon slot boots, a shield, and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 0 heads	103 %	92 %	34 %	82 %
With weapon slot boots, a shield, and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 1 head	111 %	100 %	37 %	89 %
With weapon slot boots, a shield, and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 2 heads	119 %	107 %	40 %	95 %
With weapon slot boots, a shield, and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 3 heads	127 %	115 %	42 %	102 %
With weapon slot boots, a shield, and a head-taking melee weapon equipped with 4 or more heads	136 %	122 %	45 %	108 %
Wielding the Scotsman's Skullcutter	79 %	71 %	26 %	63 %
Wielding the Scotsman's Skullcutter with weapon slot boots and a shield equipped	87 %	79 %	29 %	70 %
Charging with a shield	250 %	N/A	N/A	200 %
Charging with a shield and wielding the Scotsman's Skullcutter	213 %	N/A	N/A	170 %
Charging with a shield and wielding the Scotsman's Skullcutter with weapon slot boots equipped	234 %	N/A	N/A	187 %

Basic strategy

Main articles: Demoman tips, Demoman strategy

• Hit MOUSE1 to fire Stickybombs and then press MOUSE2 to detonate them later.
• Press E to call for a Medic if you get hurt. Nearby Medics will be notified of your need.
• With the Stickybomb Launcher, the longer you hold down the fire button, the farther the shot will go.
• Set off Stickybombs beneath your feet to sticky jump up to great heights.
• Shoot Stickybombs onto walls and ceilings where they're hard to spot.

Hello world!

If you would like to talk to me, please keep it in the discussion page linked through this page so I know where it is. Thank you for understanding.

Here are pages I've been working on of poorly thought out unlocks I've thought of to practice page-crafting and writing:

• Burly Beer - Engineer's Crit-a-Cola spinoff.
• Vinyl Vellum of Vitality - - Pyro's scrapped item with a weird name.
• Quick-Combat - Engineer's bread and butter for better team health.
• Caresser's Calibrator - Lazy Engineer's tool to upgrade buildings, at a cost of more time.

• Wreck Mech Recycler - A flamethrower for Pyro.
• Repealer's Robe - A robe for Medic to brush off critical hits and do something else I have yet to decide.
• Medieval Masher and scrolls - A wrench and PDA replacement for Engineer. A ballista with shootable arrows and clay pigeons; a wall; and a spring platform. Maybe a robot or target dummy disguised as a real player?

The separated ones I'm thinking of not doing.

Tex Mech