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{{Quotation|Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2|I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought.}}
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{{Quotation|RJackson 'Lazybones'|No u fix it.}}
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{{Quotation|CruelCow|I think it's safe to say Focus is back again. ;)}}
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{{Quotation|Lagg|You aren't a problem.}}
  
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I am the <del>Heavy</del> Weapons Guy of the wiki. At least I think I am. I might edit something else though if it looks needy.  
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I clean up your failures so you can sip champagne in the IRC wearing your Wiki Cape eating your Wiki Cake looking at your Wiki Fakes.
  
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Feel free to look at the [[Help:Style guide/Weapons|weapons style guide]] if you wish to contribute to a weapon's page. I wrote it myself.
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Inside jokes aside, yus hello. I'm a law student, but I'm also very much obsessed with TF2. Apparently the two interests can coexist. I'm a regular editor on this wiki, hence the Wiki Cap. I regularly look over the weapon pages, but I do often venture into other areas.
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Head on over to my [[User talk:Focusknock|talk page]] to tell me off about something.
 
  
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Want to give me crates? Eyeing up my Miner's Light? No worries! Ask for a trade.
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Do not be alarmed if I occassionally (read: All the time) butt heads over something. This is normal.
  
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==You may remember me as==
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==Trading Hilarities==
  
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*'''The Bunny Scout'''. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Shortstop Scout bearing down on you. Beware the floppy fish.
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''Total offers for Max's Severed Head: 8''
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*'''The Pothead Soldier'''. Urgh. This guy just ''sucks''. Look at him. He's using the ''Buff Banner'' for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
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* 1st biggest offer: 2 unusuals (purple confetti tossle cap and vivid plasma christmas tree)
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*'''That Pyro'''. Who was that pyro with a white Tyrannus just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
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* 2nd biggest offer: 10 refined
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*'''Just Another Demoknight'''. Just another Demoknight, wearing Ellis' Hat, working the daily grind.
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* 3rd biggest offer: 4 Bill's Hats, all coloured differently
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*'''Purple Elvis'''. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. I also managed to break free of accursed Natascha use. But my main weapon is stunning enemies into silence with my Purple Quiff.
 
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*'''The Railroad 'Slinger'''. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Justice.
 
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*'''Ew gross, a Towering Medic'''. Good thing he heals everyone though, not like those other stupid Medics.
 
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*'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
 
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*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
 
  
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==I like dese wepons==
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''Total offers for Wiki Cap: 15''
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* 1st biggest offer: A crate and 5 weapons
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* 2nd biggest offer: 4 weapons
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* 3rd biggest offer: Can I have it for free?
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''Total offers for Big Kill: 2''
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*  4 non-vintage hats (he added a fifth when I declined)
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==Achievements==
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* Created the [[Help:Style guide/Weapons|weapon page guidelines]] on my own, with little help.
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* Somehow made seb believe the above statement referred to the wiki cap guidelines.
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* Rewrote practically every weapon page.
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* Introduced the Update History and Bugs sections.
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* Left the wiki, then started reading it again, tutted at terrible edits, then came back
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* Became a moderator, then gave it up when leaving the wiki (They don't need another mod now anyway)
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* Spied successfully on the IRC (GeminiVIRIS: 'I backtraced him!') before giving up and joining in for real
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* Created the [[Cow]] page (many thanks to everyone who helped out with it!)
  
 
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| item-name-local = "Editor's Epiphany"
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| quality = Community
 
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| item-level = Level 20 SPARKLE SPARKLE
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| positive-attributes = Turns allies into portraits<br>+30% resistance to being dragged
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| att-1neutral = Well you found it. After all those edits. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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| negative-attributes = Cannot catch ghosts
 
 
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| quality = Vintage
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| quality = Community
 
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| item-level = Level 10 Prop
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| positive-attributes = Can bash through blocks in Multiplayer<br>+20% chance of knocking grenades back at pesky Demomen
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| att-1-neutral = I made this!...sort of}}
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| negative-attributes = Cannot generate bombs<br>Not golden
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I have other named items, just can't be bothered to list them right now.
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| item-level = Level 5 Sword
 
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| neutral-attributes = Unique name
 
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| positive-attributes = Choppity chop<br>Stabbity stab<br>Off comes your head<br>And your heart is in my hand
 
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| negative-attributes = Not infused with a magical orb that defines the fate of the realm
 
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==Have a gander at these little beauties==
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And only 20-ish hours are idling.
 
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|{{User Big Kill}}
 
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|{{User Parasite Hat}}
 
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|{{User Mann Co Cap}}
 
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|{{User Ellis Cap}}
 
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|{{User Frying Pan}}
 
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|{{User Timepiece}}
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|{{User License to Maim}}
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|{{User Poker Lugermorph}}
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|{{User Dangeresque}}
 
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|{{User All KF Items}}
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|{{User Bounty Hat}}
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|{{User All MNC Items}}
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   |info    = This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later.
 
   |info    = This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later.
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Latest revision as of 16:56, 19 February 2016

“
No u fix it.
— RJackson 'Lazybones'
 ”
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I think it's safe to say Focus is back again. ;)
— CruelCow
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“
You aren't a problem.
— Lagg
 ”

I clean up your failures so you can sip champagne in the IRC wearing your Wiki Cape eating your Wiki Cake looking at your Wiki Fakes.

Inside jokes aside, yus hello. I'm a law student, but I'm also very much obsessed with TF2. Apparently the two interests can coexist. I'm a regular editor on this wiki, hence the Wiki Cap. I regularly look over the weapon pages, but I do often venture into other areas.

Do not be alarmed if I occassionally (read: All the time) butt heads over something. This is normal.

Trading Hilarities

Total offers for Max's Severed Head: 8

  • 1st biggest offer: 2 unusuals (purple confetti tossle cap and vivid plasma christmas tree)
  • 2nd biggest offer: 10 refined
  • 3rd biggest offer: 4 Bill's Hats, all coloured differently

Total offers for Wiki Cap: 15

  • 1st biggest offer: A crate and 5 weapons
  • 2nd biggest offer: 4 weapons
  • 3rd biggest offer: Can I have it for free?

Total offers for Big Kill: 2

  • 4 non-vintage hats (he added a fifth when I declined)

Achievements

  • Created the weapon page guidelines on my own, with little help.
  • Somehow made seb believe the above statement referred to the wiki cap guidelines.
  • Rewrote practically every weapon page.
  • Introduced the Update History and Bugs sections.
  • Left the wiki, then started reading it again, tutted at terrible edits, then came back
  • Became a moderator, then gave it up when leaving the wiki (They don't need another mod now anyway)
  • Spied successfully on the IRC (GeminiVIRIS: 'I backtraced him!') before giving up and joining in for real
  • Created the Cow page (many thanks to everyone who helped out with it!)
Backpack Wiki Cap.png

"Editor's Epiphany"
Level 20 SPARKLE SPARKLE

Backpack Cow April Fools' Day.png

Cow
Level 10 Prop
I made this!...sort of

I have other named items, just can't be bothered to list them right now.

Have a gander at these little beauties

Dead Ringer.png This user has spent 1458 hours of their life playing Team Fortress 2!
Achieved.png This user has earned 297 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 57%!
Heavy Mercenary.png This user is a Mercenary.
Hire Date: March 24th, 2009


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 39 hats! (Probably 38 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)
Tf scout long distance runner.png This user enjoys Team Fortress 2 at 160 frames per second.
Tf sniper achieve progress1.png This user has earned 37 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 88%!
Tf win multiplegames.png This user has earned 17 of the 47 general achievements. That's 36%!
Tf scout achieve progress1.png This user has earned 34 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 83%!


Mouse Icon.png This user plays TF2 with a mouse.
Flag UK.png This user is British, and damn proud of it.
Steam tray.png This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
Item icon Ghastly Gibus.png This user was one of the first 10,319 players to obtain the Ghastly Gibus.
Item icon Max's Severed Head.png This user owns Max's Severed Head.
Item icon Big Kill.png This user owns the Big Kill.
Item icon Lugermorph.png This user owns the Vintage Lugermorph.
Item icon Alien Swarm Parasite.png This user has earned the Alien Swarm Parasite hat.
Item icon Cheater's Lament.png This user owns the Cheater's Lament.
Backpack Mann Co. Cap.png This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.
RED Ellis' Cap.png Has this user ever told you about the time they got Ellis' Cap?
Frying Pan.png This user owns the Frying Pan.
Backpack Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.png This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.
Item icon Dealer's Visor.png This user owns the Dealer's Visor.
Item icon Iron Curtain.png This user owns the Iron Curtain.
Item icon Enthusiast's Timepiece.png This user owns the Enthusiast's Timepiece.
Item icon License to Maim.png This user owns the License to Maim.
Item icon Lugermorph.png This user owns the Lugermorph.
Item icon Dangeresque, Too.png This user owns the Dangeresque, Too?
Item icon Foster's Facade.pngBackpack Stockbroker's Scarf.png This user possesses both Killing Floor promotional items.
Backpack Bounty Hat.png This user owns the Bounty Hat.
Monday night combat logo.png This user possesses all of the Monday Night Combat pre-order promotional items.


User disguises as scout.png This user disguises as a Scout.
Rainbows wish they could make him cry.
Killing floor.png This user enjoys killing zombies and grabbin' dosh. "Loads o' money!"
g This user plays Garry's Mod.
DaniVoiceMenu.png This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.


Custom

User Soldier.png DIE This user is a Soldier Hater.
"All rockets, no brains, eh mate?"
DERP This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice.
:) This user gets other people to do stuff for them.
Communist Mani-Fisto.png This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything.
FK This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later.
Cooking the books.png This user guts Trivia Executioners like cornish game hen.
Dueling Medal Bronze.png This user lost too many duels to RJackson. He must use aimbot.
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