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I'm [http://steamcommunity.com/id/stragglerastic Lagg]
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I'm Lagg
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<div class="title-bar" style="text-align: center;">
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Known facts about Lagg
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<ul style="list-style-type: none; margin: 0;">
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<li>The original demoffensineer</li>
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<li>The original "tf2wiki.net is going places!" guy</li>
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<li>The original guy that complains about Steam's API all the time</li>
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<li>The original guy that complains about Steam not using XMPP all the time</li>
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<li><del>Partially</del> ended by <del>[[User:WindPower|Wind]]</del> <b>EVERYBODY</b></li>
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<div style="margin-top: 1.5em;">
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And <span class="plainlinks">[http://steamcommunity.com/id/stragglerastic <span style="font-weight: bold; color: white;">Lagg</span>]</span> said: ''Let there be centered div''
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|{{User adlessness}}
 
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|{{User engi update}}
 
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|{{User Intel}}
 
 
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|{{User Razer}}
 
 
|{{User offensineer}}
 
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|{{User Lumbricus Lid}}
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|{{User Responsible Ubers}}
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|{{User level 5}}
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|{{User OPTF2|stragglerastic}}
 
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<div style="width: 32px; height: 32px; margin: 0 auto 20px auto;">http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/public/images/skin_1/as_potato2.png</div>
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<div style="width: 610px; margin: 0 auto 0 auto;">
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<div style="float: left;  margin-right: 5px;">
 
{{Backpack item
 
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| width = 300px
 
| item-name = Stickybomb Launcher
 
| item-name = Stickybomb Launcher
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| item-name-local = "Spam Hammer"
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| item-name-local = Spam Hammer
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| quality = Community
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| item-level = Level 50 Stickybomb Launcher
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| item-description = He that wrote OPTF2 tends to think everything is a nail.
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{{Backpack item
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| width = 300px
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| item-name = Sticky Jumper
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| item-name-local = "The Original Demoffensineer"
 
| quality = Unique
 
| quality = Unique
 
| item-level = Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
 
| item-level = Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
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| item-description = Jump in, fall out.
 
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{{/EOL|I|
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< WindPower> * cackles
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|22370}}
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{{/EOL|II|
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< WindPower> I haven't ruined Lagg enough yet.
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|22380}}
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{{/EOL|III|
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< i-ghost> That gives me an idea...
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|24980}}
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{{/EOL|IV|
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< i-ghost> I think I may have just ended Lagg
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< Lagg> Ah didunt need yer halp ya know
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|8850}}
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{{/EOL|V|
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< i-ghost> Surprise for Lagg
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|48000}}
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{{/EOL|VI|
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< Lagg> I didn't learn my lesson from every single other Elder Scrolls game!
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|72850}}
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{{/EOL|VII|
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< WindPower> Trine. 2.
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|35720}}
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{{/EOL|VIII|
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< Tturbo> Saga you say?
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|102600}}
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{{/EOL|IX|
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< En Ex> Prepare for a long, long, lonesome road.
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< Lexar> So I noticed you were avoiding NV so as to not get sucked into it, so  here is bait. Also my voice is British sounding.
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< RJackson> Can I contribute to this saga?
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|72760|72750|34900}}
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{{/EOL|X|
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< i-ghost> I got you Cave Story+ too because I want you to wish and hope for Cave Story++
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|98800|200900}}
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{{/EOL|XI|
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< nVis> Hey Lagg do you have Trine 1? I hope not because I'm gifting the shit out of it.
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|35700}}
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{{/EOL|XII|
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< Pilk> Cool men don't look at explosions.
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|203810}}
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{{/EOL|XIII|
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15:52 < rZ_> oi Lagg want the basement collection?
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15:52 < rZ_> TOO BAD YOU'RE GETTING IT
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|214790}}
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{{/EOL|XIV|
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14:23 < rZ_QuestionMark> Lagg: check your st34m
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|35725}}
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{{/EOL|XV|
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rZ: hey hey lagg
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rZ: do i need to buy you this humble bundle
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Lagg: Just what I need, more backlog and guilt
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|219820}}
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{{/EOL|XVI|
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6:09 AM - rZ: hey lagg did you want ten million
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6:10 AM - rZ: cause i kinda already bought it for you
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|227580}}
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{{/EOL|XVII|
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9:10 AM - rZ: hey lagg
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9:10 AM - rZ: DLC QUEST
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9:10 AM - Lagg: GODDAMNIT
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|230050}}
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{{/EOL|XVIII|
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i-ghost: -
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|231200}}
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{{/EOL|XIX|
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Esky: Enjoy it damnit!
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|241600}}
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{{/EOL|XX|
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Wind: Die
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|239200}}
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{{/EOL|XXI|
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i-ghost: I've heard that this is a moving game, so here you go.
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|206440}}
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{{/EOL|XXII (this actually happened)|
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Vulturas: Holidays present for the ever-so hacking Lagg. May the holidays bring you joy and santa hats. Hope you like it, and keep on with the good work :D
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Over9K: Merry Christmas!
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|113020|113020}}
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{{/EOL|XXIII|
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Esky: This seems like your sort of game!
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|239350}}
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{{/EOL|XXIV|
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LordKelvin: I see that your backlog is not long enough. This should fix that.
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|239030}}
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{{/EOL|XXV|
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darkid: b-b-but it was on your wishlist a-a-and holidays and--just enjoy dammit!
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|227280}}
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{{/EOL|XXVI|
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Over9k: There! A game you didn't already have. Merry Christmas!
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|204360}}
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{{/EOL|XXVII|
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real_alien: Totally not because I'm an attention whore and want to be a part of 'The end of Lagg'. HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT? :<
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|217140}}
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{{/EOL|XXVIII|
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i-ghost:
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|213670}}
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{{/EOL|XXIX|
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i-ghost: .
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|237930}}
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{{/EOL|XXX|
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Tturbo: Don't you dare think I forgot how things work around here ! You're gonna need days with more than 24 hours now.... :3
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|22000}}
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{{/EOL|XXXI|
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Over9K: To add to the backlog >:{(
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|222140}}
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{{/EOL|XXXII|
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Over9K:  Lagg, take this!!!
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|248730}}
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{{/EOL|XXXIII|
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Over9K: Swapper with guns. Awesome. Bewm.
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|290770}}
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{{/EOL|XXXIV|
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Over9K: The bizarreness
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|204240}}
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{{/EOL|XXXV|
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Over9K: Trolololol
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MogDog: I want to see you spend 2.5 hours being the equivalent of eunuch
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|313740}}
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{{/EOL|XXXVI|
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Over9K: Enjoy
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|252670}}
  
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= Todo =
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{{/EOL|XXXVII|
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* KritzKast Rewrite {{c|no}}
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Over9K: What Metal Gear Acid and Portable Ops could have been
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* Split API Page {{c|done}}
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|243970}}
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* Unusual Particle Effect Screenshots
 
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** Haunted Ghosts {{c|done}}
 
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** Vivid Plasma {{c|done}}
 
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** Searing Plasma {{c|not done}}
 
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** Massed Flies {{c|done}}
 
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** Green Energy {{c|not done}}
 
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** Green Confetti {{c|not done}}
 
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** Purple Confetti {{c|not done}}
 
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** Green Flame {{c|not done}}
 
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** Peace Sign {{c|not done}}
 
  
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== Subpages ==
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{{/EOL|XXXVIII|
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[[Special:Prefixindex/User:Lagg/|List of subpages]]
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Over9K: Purdy Parkouring Protagonists
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|245280}}
  
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= Known facts about Lagg =
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{{/EOL|XXXIX|
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* The original offensineer
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Over9K: Dat atmospheric sidescroller exploration thing
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* The original "tf2wiki.net is going places!" guy
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|246680}}
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* The original guy that complains about Steam's API all the time
 
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* The original guy that complains about Steam not using XMPP all the time
 

Latest revision as of 20:04, 14 May 2023


I'm Lagg

Known facts about Lagg

  • The original demoffensineer
  • The original "tf2wiki.net is going places!" guy
  • The original guy that complains about Steam's API all the time
  • The original guy that complains about Steam not using XMPP all the time
  • Partially ended by Wind EVERYBODY

And Lagg said: Let there be centered div

Heavy Industry.png This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.
Engineerupdatewait.png This user thoroughly enjoyed the Engineer Update!
Engineer Update Gunslinger.png This user is an offensineer.
"You ladies shoulda' oughta' brought some menfolk with ya."
Speech mediccall.png This user does not drop Übers on A.
RED Wiki Cap.png This user owns a Wiki Cap.
S This user is a retired Team Fortress Wiki staff member.
OPTF2 USERBOXIMAGE.png This user has a Level 5 painted tool.
OPTF2 USERBOXIMAGE.png This user prefers to use OPTF2 over other backpack viewing sites.
as_potato2.png
Backpack Stickybomb Launcher.png

Community Spam Hammer
Level 50 Stickybomb Launcher
He that wrote OPTF2 tends to think everything is a nail.

Backpack Sticky Jumper.png

"The Original Demoffensineer"
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher
Jump in, fall out.

The end of Lagg: Part I 

< WindPower> * cackles
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part II 

< WindPower> I haven't ruined Lagg enough yet.
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part III 

< i-ghost> That gives me an idea...
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part IV 

< i-ghost> I think I may have just ended Lagg
< Lagg> Ah didunt need yer halp ya know
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part V 

< i-ghost> Surprise for Lagg
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part VI 

< Lagg> I didn't learn my lesson from every single other Elder Scrolls game!
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part VII 

< WindPower> Trine. 2.
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part VIII 

< Tturbo> Saga you say?
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part IX 

< En Ex> Prepare for a long, long, lonesome road.
< Lexar> So I noticed you were avoiding NV so as to not get sucked into it, so  here is bait. Also my voice is British sounding.
< RJackson> Can I contribute to this saga?
Suddenly header.jpg
Suddenly header.jpg
Suddenly header.jpg

The end of Lagg: Part X 

< i-ghost> I got you Cave Story+ too because I want you to wish and hope for Cave Story++
Suddenly header.jpg
Suddenly header.jpg

The end of Lagg: Part XI 

< nVis> Hey Lagg do you have Trine 1? I hope not because I'm gifting the shit out of it.
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XII 

< Pilk> Cool men don't look at explosions.
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XIII 

15:52 < rZ_> oi Lagg want the basement collection?
15:52 < rZ_> TOO BAD YOU'RE GETTING IT
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XIV 

14:23 < rZ_QuestionMark> Lagg: check your st34m
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XV 

rZ: hey hey lagg
rZ: do i need to buy you this humble bundle
Lagg: Just what I need, more backlog and guilt
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XVI 

6:09 AM - rZ: hey lagg did you want ten million
6:10 AM - rZ: cause i kinda already bought it for you
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XVII 

9:10 AM - rZ: hey lagg
9:10 AM - rZ: DLC QUEST
9:10 AM - Lagg: GODDAMNIT
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XVIII 

i-ghost: -
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XIX 

Esky: Enjoy it damnit!
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XX 

Wind: Die
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXI 

i-ghost: I've heard that this is a moving game, so here you go.
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXII (this actually happened) 

Vulturas: Holidays present for the ever-so hacking Lagg. May the holidays bring you joy and santa hats. Hope you like it, and keep on with the good work :D
Over9K: Merry Christmas!
Suddenly header.jpg
Suddenly header.jpg

The end of Lagg: Part XXIII 

Esky: This seems like your sort of game!
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXIV 

LordKelvin: I see that your backlog is not long enough. This should fix that.
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXV 

darkid: b-b-but it was on your wishlist a-a-and holidays and--just enjoy dammit!
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXVI 

Over9k: There! A game you didn't already have. Merry Christmas!
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXVII 

real_alien: Totally not because I'm an attention whore and want to be a part of 'The end of Lagg'. HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT? :<
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXVIII 

i-ghost:
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXIX 

i-ghost: .
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXX 

Tturbo: Don't you dare think I forgot how things work around here ! You're gonna need days with more than 24 hours now.... :3
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXI 

Over9K: To add to the backlog >:{(
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXII 

Over9K:  Lagg, take this!!!
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXIII 

Over9K: Swapper with guns. Awesome. Bewm.
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXIV 

Over9K: The bizarreness
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXV 

Over9K: Trolololol
MogDog: I want to see you spend 2.5 hours being the equivalent of eunuch
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXVI 

Over9K: Enjoy
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXVII 

Over9K: What Metal Gear Acid and Portable Ops could have been
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXVIII 

Over9K: Purdy Parkouring Protagonists
Suddenly header.jpg


The end of Lagg: Part XXXIX 

Over9K: Dat atmospheric sidescroller exploration thing
Suddenly header.jpg


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