User:CaptainObviouslyObvious

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Captain Obviously Obvious / Capt. Tin
Basic information
Type:	Defensive
Gender:	Male
Health:	175 /260 (See Health for further details)
Speed:	103% (See Speed for further details)
Birth place:	Illinois, USA
Native language:	English
Team Fortress 2
Favorite classes:	Demoknight, Scout
Favorite maps:	pl_borneo, koth_king
Favorite weapons:	Eyelander, Quick-Fix
Favorite hats:	Rotation Sensation, Breakneck Baggies
Contact information
Steam page:	https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198066299612/

About Me

Hi, I'm Dylan and I'm terrible at Video Games.

I've always loved helping people out, be it community service or just making Video Games for others to enjoy. That's why I joined the Team Fortress 2 Wiki as a Contributor. While I only do minor edits like grammar or small corrections, I still love contributing either way.

Favorite Items

Stunning Rotation Sensation Mercenary Grade Hat Stunning Hat - Points Scored: 3489

The Breakneck Baggies Level 1 - 100 Apparel Combining the comfort of pajamas with the genital-concealing subterfuge of pants, these aerodynamic trackies will let your enemies know you're a man of mystery who probably got a good night's sleep.

Server-Clearing Scattergun Server-Clearing Scattergun - Kills: 3427 (Dominations: 176) Halloween: Exorcism (spell only active during event) "I wasted a description tag on this."

Weapon Ideas

These are just some ideas I've had for brand new Weapons.

The Double Trouble Level 1 - 100 Rocket Launcher +1 rocket per shot -50% clip size -35% damage penalty +2 degrees random projectile deviation

The Road Block Level 1 - 100 SMG On Kill: Your Primary weapon will start with +20% charge upon scoping 25% slower firing speed

The Gravitational Grenadier Level 1 - 100 Grenade Launcher +30% explosion radius -50% projectile speed +30% fuse time on grenades Grenades have heavily slowed falling speed and increased bounce and roll

The Ragin' Bull Level 1 - 100 Shield +25% explosive damage resistance on wearer +25% fire damage resistance on wearer +100% increase in charge impact knockback Charge impacts vs players do not stop charge Charge cannot be canceled prematurely

The Second Opinion Level 1 - 100 Syringe Gun Alt-Fire: Use 20% ÜberCharge to gain +15% faster movement speed and +20% faster healing rate on your secondary weapon for 5 seconds 20% slower firing speed This weapon holsters 50% slower

The Group Hug Level 1 - 100 Medi Gun Healing a teammate also heals nearby teammates within a radius of the user +50% ÜberCharge rate Can only overheal by directly healing a teammate -33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients 50% max overheal Move at the speed of any faster heal target.

Eggsterminator Limited Level 1 - 100 Egg On equip: Visit Easter Land On hit: Enemy damage reduced by 10% for 4 seconds Launched eggs shatter on surface -25% damage penalty Only visible in Easter Land Egg this. TF2 Wiki April Fool's Day 2013 Weapon

The Great Wall of Userboxes

Team Fortress Wiki

This user is a Team Fortress Wiki editor.	This user hates adverts and loves Team Fortress Wiki's adlessness.	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.	This user likes to "edit" teammates.
This user likes to edit articles in teeny baby bits.	(...) This user tends to leave no summary with their edits. Sorry.	This user edits the Wiki for science. You monster.	This user's edits are all part of a grandiose maniacal plan.
This user is afraid of red links.	As of 12 January, 2025, I have been a Team Fortress Wiki member for 13 years, 11 months, 0 days (since {{{day}}} , {{{year}}}).	This user page is 9,045 bytes large.	This user makes surgical edits.
This user says, "Correcting your grammar is a full-time job, now."	This user found two of every kind of typo…herded them on to an editor…then he typed the crap out of every single one.	This user thinks Sun Tzu knows a little more about grammar than you do, pal, because he invented it.	This user says, "Spy's revertin' mah edit!".

Languages

en This user has a native understanding of English.

fr-1 Cet utilisateur dispose de connaissances de base en français.

Team Fortress 2

This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user is an employee of BLU.	This user HATES Spies.	No smoking please!
This user is a Demoknight. "There can be only one! Aye!"	This user vigorously mashes F5 upon any new TF2 update.	This user loves to paint his hats.	This user likes to use Crit rockets to gib other players
This user loves to use the Team Fortress in-game voice menu (a lot) for talking.	This user likes to push it. P-push it real good.	This good sir loves to play in Medieval mode, they say.	This user constantly calls for MEDIC!

Main class

This user is a Scout. “I'm battin' a thousand!”

This user is a Demoman. “Oh, they’re goin' ta have ta glue you back together... IN HELL!”

This user is a Medic. “Zat, vas doctah assisted homicide!”

Achievements

This user has earned 419 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 81%!	This user has earned 32 of the 47 general achievements. That's 68%!	This user has earned 4 of the 8 Replay achievements. That's 50%!	This user has earned 31 of the 49 Mann vs. Machievements. That's 63%!
This user has earned 39 of the 41 Scout achievements. That's 95%!	This user has earned 39 of the 42 Sniper achievements. That's 93%!	This user has earned 41 of the 43 Soldier achievements. That's 95%!	This user has earned 38 of the 44 Demoman achievements. That's 86%!
This user has earned 31 of the 39 Medic achievements. That's 79%!	This user has earned 34 of the 38 Heavy achievements. That's 89%!	This user has earned 36 of the 40 Pyro achievements. That's 90%!	This user has earned all of the 38 Spy achievements!
This user has earned 30 of the 38 Engineer achievements. That's 79%!	This user has earned 3 of the 12 Foundry achievements. That's 25%!	This user has earned the Christmas Event achievement!	This user has earned 3 of the 12 Astro-chievements. That's 25%!

Items

This user owns the Mann Co. Cap.	This user owns the Frying Pan.	This user possesses all of the buy-in items from Poker Night at the Inventory.	This user owns the Ghastly Gibus.
This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head.	This user owns the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker.	This user owns the Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask.	This user owns the MONOCULUS!.
This user is manly enough to battle with only Melee Weapons. Guns are for babies!	This user loves whipping his teammates (and enemies).	This user is going ham.

Personal

This user can't think of fun things to do with his userpage, so he steals them from others!	This user remembers it so you don't have to.	This user does not want userboxes on his profile page... wait a second....	This user loves black humour.
This user overuses user boxes.	This user likes trains.	your/ you’re This user thinks that if you're grammar is incorrect, then your in need of help. ><	' This user just loves the colour #7851A9.
This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user drinks far too much Pepsi.	This user drinks far too much Sprite.	This user does the Dew
This user is American, pardner!	This user dreams of making his own games.	This user likes to browse Facepunch	This user is a Redditor.

Gaming

This user supports Steam as a content delivery system.

g This user plays Garry's Mod.

This user plays TF2 on a Macintosh.

This user has gotta catch 'em all!

Computer

This user uses Google Chrome as his web browser.

This user edits the wiki while listening to music that never ends.

There's an iMac at this user's home.

This user can talk on Skype all day long. And they do.

Performance Report

CAPTAINOBVIOUSLYOBVIOUS'S PERFORMANCE REPORT
9 2:30	Scout
8 1:20	Soldier
7 1:10	Pyro
6 1:0	Demoman
5 1:50	Heavy
4 1:40	Engineer
3 1:30	Medic
2 0:20	Sniper
1 0:10	Spy