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It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place!  Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.
 
It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place!  Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.
 
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{{User hats|238}}
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== Present ==
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Season 3 for the [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Army of NoochLand] commenced on '''September 8, 2011'''.  The Army's arsenal has expanded with an additional 3 gaming machines, and enrollment has increased from 128 members to 301 members thru the end of November.  [http://steamcommunity.com/id/nooch002 Nooch] determined at the conclusion of his ''2nd Tour'' that his next campaign would engage his members '''once''' every '''14 days''' for 15 hours, instead of 9 hours every week.  The new stratedgy is proving very successful! 
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After '''63 days''', both objectives missed during the summer, the [http://www.teamfortress.com/replayupdate The Replay Update] items and [http://www.teamfortress.com/uberupdate/day_01.html Über Update] items, as well as the current [http://teamfortress.com/manniversary/index.html Manniversary_Update] items, were fulifilled.  Also, the generous [[Manniversary Package]]'s yielded NoochLand members '''hundreds''' of [[Manniversary Paper Hat]]s that Nooch promptly and efficiently crafted into over a hundred new random Hats for his coffers.  Begining December, the Army is stockpiling refined metal while some [http://www.teamfortress.com/veryscaryhalloween/ Very Scary Halloween Special] items and [[Promotions]] remain outstanding.  Nooch anticipates Christmas 2011 will be another worthy '''challenge''', and ''Army of NoochLand'' is poised to attack!
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== History ==
 
== History ==
  
[http://steamcommunity.com/id/thenooch Nooch] is the '''relentless''' leader of the [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Army of NoochLand].  The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of '''Unique Items'''.  Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/war War! Update], the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter.  The Army's 1st campaign began '''December 28th'''.  The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight.  Then, on the [http://bnoochman.blogspot.com 73rd day], the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all '''36 Unique Hats''' available.
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[http://steamcommunity.com/id/nooch002 Nooch] is the '''relentless''' leader of the [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Army of NoochLand].  The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of '''Unique Items'''.  Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/war War! Update], the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter.  The Army's 1st campaign began '''December 28th'''.  The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight.  Then, on the [http://bnoochman.blogspot.com 73rd day], the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all '''36 Unique Hats''' available.
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Six months later, [http://www.teamfortress.com/mannconomy The Mann-Conomy Update] proved to be the next worthy '''challenge'''.  During both the [http://www.teamfortress.com/119 119th Update] and [http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate The Engineer Update], ''Army of NoochLand'' was on leave and '''not active''' for any summertime months.  Nooch quickly depleted his 100+ refined metal reserve, from Season 1, trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collection.  Then, ''Army of NoochLand'' was called back to duty '''October 13, 2010'''.
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With an additional [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland/members 26 members] enlisted, the Army's '''2nd Tour''' set it's sights on first, the new ''Mann-Conomy Update'' items.  Then second, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress Scream Fortress Update] items.  After '''33 days''' all objectives were complete.  In addition, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4608 Poker Night at the Inventory] items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
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''Army of NoochLand'' continued '''expanding''' its ranks during Winter 2011.  Enrollment grew to 60 members for the [http://www.teamfortress.com/australianchristmas Australian Christmas] Update.  ''Double Drop-Rate Week'' proved to be a tremendous success.  And, Miss Pauling [[Stocking Stuffer Key]] gifts yielded a plethora of hats.  Sadly, [[promotional items]] have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following ''Australian Christmas''.  And, in only 3 months Nooch became dissuaded by the pitfalls of [https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=9958-MJDG-3003 Trading].
  
Six months later, [http://www.teamfortress.com/mannconomy The Mann-Conomy Update] proved to be the next worthy '''challenge'''.  During both the [http://www.teamfortress.com/119 119th Update] and [http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate The Engineer Update], ''The Army of NoochLand'' was on leave and '''not active''' for any summertime months.  Nooch quickly depleted his [http://www.tf2items.com/id/thenooch?time=1286150227 +100 Refined Metal] reserve trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collection.  Then, ''The Army of NoochLand'' was called back to duty '''October 13th'''.
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Begining February 2011, Nooch determined '''LAN Heat''' reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframeEncouraged by offset electrical costs, ''Army of NoochLand'' expanded again to 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license.  The Army's '''2nd Tour''' concluded '''April 12, 2011''', but the quest for more [http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=5244 Items] continues.
  
With an additional [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland/members 26 members] enlisted, the Army's '''2nd Tour''' set it's sights on first, the new ''Mann-Conomy Update'' items.  Then second, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress Scream Fortress Update] items.  After '''33 days''' all objectives are complete.  In addition, the new [http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4608&p=1 Poker Night at the Inventory] items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.  Today, ''The Army of NoochLand'' continues marching on into the winter months keeping Nooch's feet toasty warm.
 
  
== Items ==
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== Inventory ==
  
 
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{|class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" width="100%" cellpadding=2 style="text-align:center"
! colspan="8" style="background-color:#FFAA00;"|Backpacks
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! colspan="11" style="background-color:#FFAA00;"|Checklist
 
|-
 
|-
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=3|'''Nooch'''
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=3|'''Nooch'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Unique Items'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Unique Items'''
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Hats'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Metal'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Weapons'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Dueling'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Tags'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|'''Paint'''
 
 
|-
 
|-
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=thenooch|thenooch]]
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|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2items.com/id/nooch002#tab-checklist]]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=noochman|noochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=anoochman|anoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=bnoochman|bnoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=cnoochman|cnoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=fnoochman|fnoochman]]
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|[[Image:Backpack_case.png|75px|link=http://www.tf2b.com/?id=gnoochman|gnoochman]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=thenooch thenooch]
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| valign="top"|[http://www.tf2items.com/id/nooch002#tab-checklist nooch002]
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=noochman noochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=anoochman anoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=bnoochman bnoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=cnoochman cnoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=fnoochman fnoochman]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[http://www.tf2b.com/?id=gnoochman gnoochman]
 
 
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== Inventory ==
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== Stats ==
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[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System1 Campaign1.0]
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The introduction of the item drop cap has presented both challenges and opportunity for the ''Army of NoochLand'' that did not exist with the original [[item drop system]].  As data becomes available, after each ''Army of NoochLand'' campaign concludes, results will be published here.
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<br><br>'''Campaigns'''
  
{|class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" width="100%" cellpadding=2 style="text-align:center"
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{| class="wikitable grid"
! colspan="11" style="background-color:#FFAA00;"|Checklist
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! class = "header" | Heading
|-  <!-- Scout -->
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System1_1 Campaign1.1]
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=scout|link=scout}}<br>'''[[Scout]]'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System2_1 Campaign2.1]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Batter's Helmet -->'''1'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System2_2 Campaign2.2]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Baseball Bill's Sports Shine -->'''3'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System2_3 Campaign2.3]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Ye Olde Baker Boy -->'''3'''
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! class = "header" | [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System3_1 Campaign3.1]
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Bonk Helm -->'''2'''
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! class = "header" | TOTAL
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Troublemaker's Tossle Cap -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Whoopee Cap -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Bombing Run -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Milkman -->'''1'''
 
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|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Batter's Helmet}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Baseball Bill's Sports Shine}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ye Olde Baker Boy}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Bonk Helm}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Troublemaker's Tossle Cap}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Whoopee Cap}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Bombing Run}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Milkman}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Batter's Helmet]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Baseball Bill's Sports Shine]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ye Olde Baker Boy]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bonk Helm]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Troublemaker's Tossle Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Whoopee Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bombing Run]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Milkman]]
 
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|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
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|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Force-A-Nature -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Bonk! Atomic Punch -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Sandman -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Crit-a-Cola -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Shortstop -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Mad Milk -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Holy Mackerel -->'''+'''
 
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|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Force-A-Nature}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Bonk! Atomic Punch}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Sandman}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Crit-a-Cola}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Shortstop}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Mad Milk}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Holy Mackerel}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Force-A-Nature]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bonk! Atomic Punch]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sandman]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Crit-a-Cola]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Shortstop]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mad Milk]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Holy Mackerel]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Sniper -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=sniper|link=sniper}}<br>'''[[Sniper]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Trophy belt -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Master's Yellow Belt -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Professional's Panama -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Shooter's Sola Topi -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Bloke's Bucket Hat -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Ol' Snaggletooth -->'''1'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Trophy belt}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Master's Yellow Belt}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Professional's Panama}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Shooter's Sola Topi}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Bloke's Bucket Hat}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ol' Snaggletooth}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Trophy Belt]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Master's Yellow Belt]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Professional's Panama]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Shooter's Sola Topi]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bloke's Bucket Hat]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ol' Snaggletooth]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Huntsman -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Jarate -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Razorback -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Tribalman's Shiv -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Sydney Sleeper -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Darwin's Danger Shield -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Bushwacka -->'''+'''
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Huntsman}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Jarate}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Razorback}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Tribalman's Shiv}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Sydney Sleeper}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Darwin's Danger Shield}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Bushwacka}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Huntsman]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Jarate]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Razorback]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tribalman's Shiv]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sydney Sleeper]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Darwin's Danger Shield]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bushwacka]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Soldier -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=soldier|link=soldier}}<br>'''[[Soldier]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Soldier's Stash -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Gentle Manne's Service Medal -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Tyrant's Helm -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Stainless Pot -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Killer's Kabuto -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Sergeant's Drill Hat -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Chieftain's Challenge -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Dr's Dapper Topper -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Stout Shako -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Grenadier's Softcap -->'''1'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Soldier's Stash}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Gentle Manne's Service Medal}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Tyrant's Helm}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Stainless Pot}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Killer's Kabuto}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Sergeant's Drill Hat}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Chieftain's Challenge}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Dr's Dapper Topper}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Stout Shako}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Grenadier's Softcap}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Soldier's Stash]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gentle Manne's Service Medal]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tyrant's Helm]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Stainless Pot]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Killer's Kabuto]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sergeant's Drill Hat]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Chieftain's Challenge]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dr's Dapper Topper]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Stout Shako]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Grenadier's Softcap]]
 
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|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
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|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
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|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Direct Hit -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Buff Banner -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Equalizer -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Gunboats -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Black Box -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Battalion's Backup -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Rocket Jumper -->'''+'''
 
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|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Direct Hit}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Buff Banner}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Equalizer}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Gunboats}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Black Box}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Battalion's Backup}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Rocket Jumper}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Direct Hit]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Buff Banner]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Equalizer]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gunboats]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Black Box]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Battalion's Backup]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Rocket Jumper]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Demoman -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=demoman|link=demoman}}<br>'''[[Demoman]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Demoman's Fro -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Glengarry Bonnet -->'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Scotsman's Stove Pipe -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Hustler's Hallmark -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Tippler's Tricorne -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Sober Stuntman -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Carouser's Capotain -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Rimmed Raincatcher -->'''1'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Demoman's Fro}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Glengarry Bonnet}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Scotsman's Stove Pipe}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Hustler's Hallmark}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Tippler's Tricorne}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Sober Stuntman}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Carouser's Capotain}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Rimmed Raincatcher}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Demoman's Fro]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Glengarry Bonnet]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scotsman's Stove Pipe]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hustler's Hallmark]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tippler's Tricorne]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sober Stuntman]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Carouser's Capotain]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Rimmed Raincatcher]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Scottish Resistance -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Chargin' Targe -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Eyelander -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Pain Train -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Scotsman's Skullcutter -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Sticky Jumper -->'''+'''
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Scottish Resistance}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Chargin' Targe}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Eyelander}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Pain Train}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Scotsman's Skullcutter}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Sticky Jumper}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scottish Resistance]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Chargin' Targe]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Eyelander]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Pain Train]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scotsman's Skullcutter]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sticky Jumper]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Medic -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=medic|link=medic}}<br>'''[[Medic]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Prussian Pickelhaube -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Vintage Tyrolean -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Otolaryngologist's Mirror -->'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Physician's Procedure Mask -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Ze Goggles -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Gentleman's Gatsby -->'''1'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Prussian Pickelhaube}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Vintage Tyrolean}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Otolaryngologist's Mirror}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Physician's Procedure Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ze Goggles}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Gentleman's Gatsby}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Prussian Pickelhaube]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Vintage Tyrolean]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Otolaryngologist's Mirror]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Physician's Procedure Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ze Goggles]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gentleman's Gatsby]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Blutsauger -->'''+'''
+
| start date
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Kritzkrieg -->'''+'''
+
| Dec28,2009
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Übersaw -->'''+'''
+
| Oct13,2010
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Vita-Saw -->'''+'''
+
| Dec22,2010
 +
| Feb16,2011
 +
| Sep5,2011
 +
| Dec28,2009
 
|-
 
|-
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Blutsauger}}
+
| stop date
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Kritzkrieg}}
+
| Mar15,2010
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Übersaw}}
+
| Dec22,2010
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Vita-Saw}}
+
| Feb16,2011
 +
| Apr12,2011
 +
| Nov30,2011
 +
| Nov30,2011
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Blutsauger]]
+
| weeks
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Kritzkrieg]]
+
| 11
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Übersaw]]
+
| 10
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Vita-Saw]]
+
| 8
 +
| 8
 +
| 10
 +
| 47
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| total hours
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 21,336
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 3,660
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 5,200
|-  <!-- Heavy -->
+
| 9,840
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=heavy|link=heavy}}<br>'''[[Heavy]]'''
+
| 14,738
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Football Helmet -->'''2'''
+
| 54,774
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Officer's Ushanka -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Tough Guy's Toque -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Hound Dog -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Heavy Duty Rag -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Pugilist's Protector -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Hard Counter -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Cadaver's Cranium -->'''1'''
 
 
|-
 
|-
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Football Helmet}}
+
| electric bill
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Officer's Ushanka}}
+
| $257.07
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Tough Guy's Toque}}
+
| $115.17
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Hound Dog}}
+
| $146.52
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Heavy Duty Rag}}
+
| $170.39
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Pugilist's Protector}}
+
| $163.02
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Hard Counter}}
+
| $852.17
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Cadaver's Cranium}}
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Football Helmet]]
+
| items dropped
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Officer's Ushanka]]
+
| 5,159
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Tough Guy's Toque]]
+
| 3,807
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hound Dog]]
+
| 6,526
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Heavy Duty Rag]]
+
| 10,402
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Pugilist's Protector]]
+
| 17,855
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hard Counter]]
+
| 43,749
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Cadaver's Cranium]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| items per week
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 469.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 380.70
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 815.75
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1300.25
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 1785.50
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 930.83
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Natascha -->'''+'''
+
| items per hour
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Sandvich -->'''+'''
+
| 0.24
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Killing Gloves of Boxing -->'''+'''
+
| 1.04
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Dalokohs Bar -->'''+'''
+
| 1.26
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Gloves of Running Urgently -->'''+'''
+
| 1.06
 +
| 1.21
 +
| 0.80
 
|-
 
|-
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Natascha}}
+
| kilowatt hours
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Sandvich}}
+
| 2337
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Killing Gloves of Boxing}}
+
| 1047
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Dalokohs Bar}}
+
| 1332
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Gloves of Running Urgently}}
+
| 1549
 +
| 1482
 +
| 7747
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Natascha]]
+
| items per Kwh
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Sandvich]]
+
| 2.21
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Killing Gloves of Boxing]]
+
| 3.64
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dalokohs Bar]]
+
| 4.90
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gloves of Running Urgently]]
+
| 6.72
 +
| 12.05
 +
| 5.65
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| cost per item
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| $0.050
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| $0.030
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| $0.022
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| $0.016
|-  <!-- Pyro -->
+
| $0.009
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=pyro|link=pyro}}<br>'''[[Pyro]]'''
+
| $0.019
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Pyro's Beanie -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Brigade Helm -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Respectless Rubber Glove -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Triboniophorus Tyrannus -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Vintage Merryweather -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Whiskered Gentleman -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Old Guadalajara -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Napper's Respite -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Handyman's Handle -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Attendant -->'''1'''
 
 
|-
 
|-
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Pyro's Beanie}}
+
| gaming pc's
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Brigade Helm}}
+
| 12
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Respectless Rubber Glove}}
+
| 6
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Triboniophorus Tyrannus}}
+
| 12
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Vintage Merryweather}}
+
| 12
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Whiskered Gentleman}}
+
| 12
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Old Guadalajara}}
+
| 12+
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Napper's Respite}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Handyman's Handle}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Attendant}}
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Pyro's Beanie]]
+
| user accounts
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Brigade Helm]]
+
| 12.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Respectless Rubber Glove]]
+
| 36.60
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Triboniophorus Tyrannus]]
+
| 65.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Vintage Merryweather]]
+
| 123.00
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Whiskered Gentleman]]
+
| 105.70
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Old Guadalajara]]
+
| 301
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Napper's Respite]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Handyman's Handle]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Attendant]]
 
 
|-
 
|-
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| hats
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 84
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 35
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 70
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 112
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 209
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
+
| 510
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Backburner -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Flare Gun -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Axtinguisher -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Homewrecker -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Degreaser -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Powerjack -->'''+'''
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Backburner}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Flare Gun}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Axtinguisher}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Homewrecker}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Degreaser}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Powerjack}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Backburner]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Flare Gun]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Axtinguisher]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Homewrecker]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Degreaser]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Powerjack]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Spy -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=spy|link=spy}}<br>'''[[Spy]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Fancy Fedora -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Backbiter's Billycock -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Camera Beard -->'''5'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Magistrate's Mullet -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Frenchman's Beret -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Familiar Fez -->'''1'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Fancy Fedora}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Backbiter's Billycock}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Camera Beard}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Magistrate's Mullet}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Frenchman's Beret}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Familiar Fez}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Fancy Fedora]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Backbiter's Billycock]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Camera Beard]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Magistrate's Mullet]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Frenchman's Beret]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Familiar Fez]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Ambassador -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Dead Ringer -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Cloak and Dagger -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--L'Etranger -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Your Eternal Reward -->'''+'''
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ambassador}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Dead Ringer}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Cloak and Dagger}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|L'Etranger}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Your Eternal Reward}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ambassador]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dead Ringer]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Cloak and Dagger]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[L'Etranger]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Your Eternal Reward]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Engineer -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|{{Icon class|class=engineer|link=engineer}}<br>'''[[Engineer]]'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Mining Light -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Texas Slim's Dome Shine -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Texas Ten Gallon -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Engineer's Cap -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Hotrod -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Safe'n'Sound -->'''3'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Mining Light}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Texas Slim's Dome Shine}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Texas Ten Gallon}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Engineer's Cap}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Hotrod}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Safe'n'Sound}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mining Light]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Texas Slim's Dome Shine]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Texas Ten Gallon]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Engineer's Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Hotrod]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Safe'n'Sound]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Golden Wrench -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Frontier Justice -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Wrangler -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Gunslinger -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Southern Hospitality -->'''+'''
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Golden Wrench}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Frontier Justice}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Wrangler}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Gunslinger}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Southern Hospitality}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Golden Wrench]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Frontier Justice]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Wrangler]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Gunslinger]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Southern Hospitality]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Promo -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|'''Promo'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Bill's Hat -->'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Max's Severed Head -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Lumbricus Lid -->'''7'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Alien Swarm Parasite -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Mann Co. Cap -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Ellis' Cap -->'''6'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Dealer's Visor -->'''6'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- License to Maim -->'''6'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Dangeresque, Too? -->'''6'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Bill's Hat}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Max's Severed Head}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Lumbricus Lid}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Alien Swarm Parasite}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Mann Co. Cap}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ellis' Cap}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Dealer's Visor}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|License to Maim}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Dangeresque, Too?}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Bill's Hat]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Max's Severed Head]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Lumbricus Lid]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Alien Swarm Parasite]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mann Co. Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ellis' Cap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dealer's Visor]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[License to Maim]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Dangeresque, Too?]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Lugermorph -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Big Kill -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Frying Pan -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Iron Curtain -->'''+'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!--Enthusiast's Timepiece -->'''+'''
 
|-
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Lugermorph}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Big Kill}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Frying Pan}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Iron Curtain}}
 
|align="center" style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Enthusiast's Timepiece}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Lugermorph]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Big Kill]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Frying Pan]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Iron Curtain]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Enthusiast's Timepiece]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- All -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=4|'''All'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Earbuds -->'''0'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Polycount Pin -->'''0'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Cheater's Lament -->'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Modest Pile of Hat -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Noble Amassment of Hats -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Towering Pillar of Hats -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Horrific Headsplitter -->'''1'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Wiki Cap -->'''0'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Earbuds}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Polycount Pin}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Cheater's Lament}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Modest Pile of Hat}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Noble Amassment of Hats}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Towering Pillar of Hats}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Horrific Headsplitter}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Wiki Cap}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Earbuds]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Polycount Pin]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Cheater's Lament]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Modest Pile of Hat]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Noble Amassment of Hats]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Towering Pillar of Hats]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Horrific Headsplitter]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Wiki Cap]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:want.png|25px|link=Want]]
 
|-  <!-- Event -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=8|'''Event'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Ghastly Gibus -->'''6'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask -->'''4'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Ghastlier Gibus -->'''12'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head -->'''33'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Voodoo Juju -->'''3'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Spine-Chilling Skull -->'''4'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ghastly Gibus}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Ghastlier Gibus}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Voodoo Juju}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Spine-Chilling Skull}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ghastly Gibus]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Ghastlier Gibus]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Voodoo Juju]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Spine-Chilling Skull]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Scout Mask -->'''34'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Sniper Mask -->'''37'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Soldier Mask -->'''30'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Demoman Mask -->'''33'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Medic Mask -->'''37'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Heavy Mask -->'''22'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Pyro Mask -->'''36'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Spy Mask -->'''26'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Engineer Mask -->'''44'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Saxton Hale Mask -->'''5'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Scout Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Sniper Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Soldier Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Demoman Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Medic Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Heavy Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Pyro Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Spy Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Engineer Mask}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Saxton Hale Mask}}
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Scout Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Sniper Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Soldier Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Demoman Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Medic Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Heavy Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Pyro Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Spy Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Halloween Masks|Engineer Mask]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Saxton Hale Mask]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|-  <!-- Metal -->
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=4|'''Metal'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Haunted Metal Scrap -->'''25'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Refined Metal -->'''70'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Reclaimed Metal -->'''2'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|<!-- Scrap Metal -->'''1'''
 
|
 
|
 
|width="40px" style="background-color:#ffbd7e;" rowspan=4|'''Key'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|  '''Have'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|  '''Want'''
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|  '''Skip'''
 
|-
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Haunted Metal Scrap}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Refined Metal}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Reclaimed Metal}}
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|{{item icon|size=76px|Scrap Metal}}
 
|
 
|
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|
 
|style="background-color:#FFDDAD;"|
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Haunted Metal Scrap]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Refined Metal]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Reclaimed Metal]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Scrap Metal]]
 
|-
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|
 
|
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:have.png|25px|link=Have]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:want.png|25px|link=Want]]
 
|width="150px" valign="top"|[[Image:no.png|25px|link=Skip]]
 
 
|}
 
|}
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== Projects ==
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 +
This is a work in progress, more to come...
 +
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System3
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 +
==Trivia==
 +
 +
* Possessed All 36 original hats on Wednesday, March 10, 2010.  [http://www.sourceop.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=2698&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 Blog Entry]
 +
 +
* Original drop system produced 40.62 items per week; Current drop system producing 173.22 items per week average.
 +
 +
* Nooch created the [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Item_timeline&diff=prev&oldid=228494 Item Timeline].
 +
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* NoochLand produces a refined metal approximately every hour when running 16 machines, or 11 refined metal every 15 hours when running 12 machines.
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* Most item drops in NoochLand during 1 week:  2811 items | 169 accounts from 12/1 to 12/7
  
  
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|style="width:9%"|[[Image:Achieved.png|x52px|link=http://tf2stats.net/player_stats/thenooch|Stats]]
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|style="width:9%"|[[Image:Ammoico.png|x52px|link=http://www.tf2items.com/id/thenooch|Backpack|Backpack]]
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|style="width:9%"|[[Image:Ammoico.png|x52px|link=http://www.tf2items.com/id/nooch002|Backpack|Backpack]]
 
|style="width:9%"|[[Image:Healthico.png|x52px|link=http://www.sourceop.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=index|SourceOP]]
 
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|style="width:9%"|[http://steamcommunity.com/id/nooch002 Steam Profile]
 
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|style="width:9%"|[http://steamcommunity.com/groups/noochland Steam Group]
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|style="width:9%"|[http://www.sourceop.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=index SourceOP Forum]
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Latest revision as of 03:36, 22 December 2014

Hire Date: September 18, 2007 (15:36:32 GMT)

It's better than fantasy baseball and baseball card collecting while all in the same place! Thanks Valve for an extraordinary game.


Gentle Manne Crop.png This user owns 1344 hats! (Probably 1343 more than you do, you poor, Irish bastard.)




Present

Season 3 for the Army of NoochLand commenced on September 8, 2011. The Army's arsenal has expanded with an additional 3 gaming machines, and enrollment has increased from 128 members to 301 members thru the end of November. Nooch determined at the conclusion of his 2nd Tour that his next campaign would engage his members once every 14 days for 15 hours, instead of 9 hours every week. The new stratedgy is proving very successful!

After 63 days, both objectives missed during the summer, the The Replay Update items and Über Update items, as well as the current Manniversary_Update items, were fulifilled. Also, the generous Manniversary Package's yielded NoochLand members hundreds of Manniversary Paper Hats that Nooch promptly and efficiently crafted into over a hundred new random Hats for his coffers. Begining December, the Army is stockpiling refined metal while some Very Scary Halloween Special items and Promotions remain outstanding. Nooch anticipates Christmas 2011 will be another worthy challenge, and Army of NoochLand is poised to attack!


History

Nooch is the relentless leader of the Army of NoochLand. The NoochLand members are dedicated to increasing Nooch's collection of Unique Items. Started in December 2009 with 8 recruits for the War! Update, the ranks immediately expanded to 12 members thereafter. The Army's 1st campaign began December 28th. The soldier's fought 24/7 for over 10 weeks straight. Then, on the 73rd day, the Army fulfilled its objectives and secured all 36 Unique Hats available.

Six months later, The Mann-Conomy Update proved to be the next worthy challenge. During both the 119th Update and The Engineer Update, Army of NoochLand was on leave and not active for any summertime months. Nooch quickly depleted his 100+ refined metal reserve, from Season 1, trading for hats issued after the Army's original campaign ended, and again completed his collection. Then, Army of NoochLand was called back to duty October 13, 2010.

With an additional 26 members enlisted, the Army's 2nd Tour set it's sights on first, the new Mann-Conomy Update items. Then second, the new Scream Fortress Update items. After 33 days all objectives were complete. In addition, the new Poker Night at the Inventory items were promptly acquired during the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.

Army of NoochLand continued expanding its ranks during Winter 2011. Enrollment grew to 60 members for the Australian Christmas Update. Double Drop-Rate Week proved to be a tremendous success. And, Miss Pauling Stocking Stuffer Key gifts yielded a plethora of hats. Sadly, promotional items have become a regular unexciting occurrence in the TF2 Universe following Australian Christmas. And, in only 3 months Nooch became dissuaded by the pitfalls of Trading.

Begining February 2011, Nooch determined LAN Heat reduced NoochLand home heating oil consumption by more than half in the prior year timeframe. Encouraged by offset electrical costs, Army of NoochLand expanded again to 128 active members and 36 reserves awaiting license. The Army's 2nd Tour concluded April 12, 2011, but the quest for more Items continues.


Inventory


One Eye! One Horn!







"Hats are nice, but ladies chase a big stack of metal!"
— Nooch

Stats

Campaign1.0

The introduction of the item drop cap has presented both challenges and opportunity for the Army of NoochLand that did not exist with the original item drop system. As data becomes available, after each Army of NoochLand campaign concludes, results will be published here.



Campaigns

Heading Campaign1.1 Campaign2.1 Campaign2.2 Campaign2.3 Campaign3.1 TOTAL
start date Dec28,2009 Oct13,2010 Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011 Sep5,2011 Dec28,2009
stop date Mar15,2010 Dec22,2010 Feb16,2011 Apr12,2011 Nov30,2011 Nov30,2011
weeks 11 10 8 8 10 47
total hours 21,336 3,660 5,200 9,840 14,738 54,774
electric bill $257.07 $115.17 $146.52 $170.39 $163.02 $852.17
items dropped 5,159 3,807 6,526 10,402 17,855 43,749
items per week 469.00 380.70 815.75 1300.25 1785.50 930.83
items per hour 0.24 1.04 1.26 1.06 1.21 0.80
kilowatt hours 2337 1047 1332 1549 1482 7747
items per Kwh 2.21 3.64 4.90 6.72 12.05 5.65
cost per item $0.050 $0.030 $0.022 $0.016 $0.009 $0.019
gaming pc's 12 6 12 12 12 12+
user accounts 12.00 36.60 65.00 123.00 105.70 301
hats 84 35 70 112 209 510


Projects

This is a work in progress, more to come... http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/User:Nooch/Item_Drop_System3


Trivia

  • Possessed All 36 original hats on Wednesday, March 10, 2010. Blog Entry
  • Original drop system produced 40.62 items per week; Current drop system producing 173.22 items per week average.
  • NoochLand produces a refined metal approximately every hour when running 16 machines, or 11 refined metal every 15 hours when running 12 machines.
  • Most item drops in NoochLand during 1 week: 2811 items | 169 accounts from 12/1 to 12/7


Links

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