User:Not A Spy

This user is a Spy. “You know, hiding won’t save you.”	This user is a Team Fortress 2 junky!	This user does not edit this wiki for the sole purpose of getting a Wiki Cap.
This user is an employee of RED.	This user prefers a balanced team of mercenaries.	This user knows how to use Source Filmmaker.
This user loves when their shots are random crits, but hates being killed by them.	This user prefers Half-Life 1.	This user never stopped believing.
"You were good son, real good; maybe even the best."	This user witnessed the Sniper vs. Spy Update!	This user is sappin' mah sentry!
This user drinks far too much Pepsi.	This user is going to gut you like a Cornish game hen!	This user owns an Unusual hat.
This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.	This user is dominating you! HUNT HIM DOWN.	This user says, "Correcting your grammar is a full-time job, now."
This user drinks far too much Old Geezer Draft Beer.	This user games with NVIDIA.	This user has a Steam profile, which he won't tell you about.