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'''Or is it?''' --[[User:OddPyro|'''OddPyro''']][[Image:Leaderboard class pyro.png|20px]] 03:49, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | '''Or is it?''' --[[User:OddPyro|'''OddPyro''']][[Image:Leaderboard class pyro.png|20px]] 03:49, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
:Was it really necessary to bring this to the discussion page? Please keep comments like this to the [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=80 steam powered user forums]. [[File:User_M-NINJA_Signature.png|link=User:M-NINJA]] 03:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | :Was it really necessary to bring this to the discussion page? Please keep comments like this to the [http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=80 steam powered user forums]. [[File:User_M-NINJA_Signature.png|link=User:M-NINJA]] 03:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| − | Wiki is serious business for SPUF. [[File:Infisig.png|60x60px|link=User:Infi^|Infi^]] {{adm}} 07:24, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | + | Wiki is serious business for SPUF. [[File:User Infi^ Infisig.png|60x60px|link=User:Infi^|Infi^]] {{adm}} 07:24, 1 April 2011 (UTC) |
== Oh, right. Of course... == | == Oh, right. Of course... == | ||
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:: Hahaha... :D--[[File:User Kost 2.jpg|40px|link=User:Kost|sub]] <sub> ( [[File:Devcom.png|15px|link=User_talk:Kost|T]]|[[File:Intel neutral pickedup.png|20px|link=Special:Contributions/Kost|C]])</sub> 07:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | :: Hahaha... :D--[[File:User Kost 2.jpg|40px|link=User:Kost|sub]] <sub> ( [[File:Devcom.png|15px|link=User_talk:Kost|T]]|[[File:Intel neutral pickedup.png|20px|link=Special:Contributions/Kost|C]])</sub> 07:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
::: No, the Cow isn't real. I've had Valve establish this for me just in case you wanted proof. [[User:JakeSanchard|JakeSanchard]] 12:02, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ::: No, the Cow isn't real. I've had Valve establish this for me just in case you wanted proof. [[User:JakeSanchard|JakeSanchard]] 12:02, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
| + | :::: Too bad people can't enjoy a joke. --[[User:Nihilus0|<span style="color:#F4722B ;font-size:13px;font-family:'TF2 Build';text-shadow:#e3e3e3 1px 1px 0px;">Nihilus0</span>]][[File:Backpack_Lugermorph.png|25px|link=User_talk:Nihilus0]]<small>([[Special:Contributions/Nihilus0|contribs]])</small> 14:21, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
== Vintage Cow? == | == Vintage Cow? == | ||
I've been seeing people running around with Vintage Cows. How did these people managed to get this?[[User:Yet Another Shadow|Yet Another Shadow]] 11:08, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | I've been seeing people running around with Vintage Cows. How did these people managed to get this?[[User:Yet Another Shadow|Yet Another Shadow]] 11:08, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
| + | :I heard a rumor that a randomly-occurring in-game event involving the cow in 2fort will give you a secret achievement that gets you one. Supposedly, you have to stand near it for a certain amount of time as Heavy, then get Mad Milk'd by a Scout right as the cow moos, then punch the Scout to death within 20 seconds. Details are sketchy, this requires further research. [[User:Will-T|Will-T]] 17:11, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
== Will this page remain here after april the 1st? == | == Will this page remain here after april the 1st? == | ||
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Do they exist, or is that viewmodel screenshot just a 'shop? Also I can't help but laugh at the guy raging over this "weapon", a few sections up. [[User:404 User Not Found|404 User Not Found]] 12:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | Do they exist, or is that viewmodel screenshot just a 'shop? Also I can't help but laugh at the guy raging over this "weapon", a few sections up. [[User:404 User Not Found|404 User Not Found]] 12:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
| + | :Looks like Garry's Mod handposing [[User:Balladofwindfishes|Balladofwindfishes]] 13:44, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| + | View models, sounds, a strategy page, you put a lot of work into an April fool's joke. [[User:Lustacide|Lustacide]] 18:38, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| + | Maybe if they put in all that hard work they might put it in the game--[[User:Waffleman|Waffleman]] 22:50, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| + | : I originally concieved the idea for this halfway through March. I tossed a couple of ideas between [[User:RJackson|RJ]] and [[User:ScatmanJohn|Scatty]], ranging from an Angry Birds promo hat to a fake patch. Eventually I settled on the idea of using an item already withi the game as a joke weapon, which then led to the Cow. I pitched the idea on the IRC to mixed receptions, though it was only until [[User:Pilk|Pilk]] gave support that I decided to do this. I came up with the stats myself (though I had no idea they were balanced!) and constructed the article in my namespace. Getting the pictures was difficult but a little Gmod goes a long way. Everything that happened after I moved the page to the main namespace I had nothing to do with but I completely love. --<span style="color:purple">'''''[[User:Focusknock|Focusknock]]'''''</span> 22:59, 1 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| + | Thats pretty awesome can I see the fake Angry Birds hats. --[[User:Waffleman|Waffleman]] 00:47, 2 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
| + | :: I never got round to modelling them, but it would be something simple like a round Angry Bird covering the entire head, similar to the Horsemann's head.--<span style="color:purple">'''''[[User:Focusknock|Focusknock]]'''''</span> 08:49, 2 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| + | And here I was hoping it was real. Looks like I fell for it :V I tried to craft it. You guys put a lot of effort into this - enough that it looked like it was a real weapon. I can totally see Valve putting this in. Now I REALLY want them to put it in. Who doesn't want to go around bashing people to death with a cardboard cutout of a cow? Come on, Valve, make this a weapon. You know you want to. --[[User:Trogdorbad|Trogdorbad]] 02:20, 2 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
| + | :I can see the Cow having critical hits on any enemy that is covered in Mad Milk. <span style="white-space: nowrap">[[Image:User_Biz_colasig.png|link=User_Talk:Biz]][[User:Biz|<b><span style="font-family:TF2 Build;color:#90F;">Biz</span></b>]][[Image:User_Biz_colasig.png|link=Special:Contributions/Biz]]</span> 02:04, 4 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| + | Why bleeding + Mad Milk effect for a bit slower movement? Valve would nerf that :P --[[User:SandeProElite|SandeProElite]] 09:59, 2 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
| + | Maybe a slower swing rate and lower attack, make it a more effect-focussed item? [[User:Dark Pyro|Dark Pyro]] 18:32, 2 April 2011 (UTC) | ||
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| + | == Weapon Demonstration == | ||
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| + | This would be a great Weapon Demonstration video. Someone should do it.--[[User:Magnum Force-Enforcer|Magnum Force-Enforcer]] 18:46, 5 March 2012 (PST) | ||
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Meet the cow vid
- hey i think we should add this video to the page. — The preceding unsigned comment was added by Awesomesauce
- While that video would fit if this page were about the cow prop, this article is about the cow weapon. Therefore, a "Weapon Demonstration" would be a much better fit. --Stevoisiak 23:41, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
Nope Yeah, just leave the page the way it man. I'm gone for 2 months and THIS is what becomes of the wiki. Leave the joke as it is, don't add any video. 
03:51, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- While that video would fit if this page were about the cow prop, this article is about the cow weapon. Therefore, a "Weapon Demonstration" would be a much better fit. --Stevoisiak 23:41, 31 March 2011 (UTC)
Meet The Cow
Made By Machinima
April fools joke?
Or is it? --OddPyro
03:49, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- Was it really necessary to bring this to the discussion page? Please keep comments like this to the steam powered user forums. 03:53, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Crafting
I swear, if that blueprint works then I'll go like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!?! 
The Noble Scout (T/C) 08:06, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
:O
Wiki is serious business for SPUF. 
07:24, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Oh, right. Of course...
And I was kinda hoping this thing would be real :/ JakeSanchard 07:47, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- It is real only the Blueprint is not correct, Steam is workin on it! I saw a guy on a server with it, the Heavy looks awesome with it. godlike11219 07:52, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- Hahaha... :D--
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- No, the Cow isn't real. I've had Valve establish this for me just in case you wanted proof. JakeSanchard 12:02, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- Hahaha... :D--
Vintage Cow?
I've been seeing people running around with Vintage Cows. How did these people managed to get this?Yet Another Shadow 11:08, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- I heard a rumor that a randomly-occurring in-game event involving the cow in 2fort will give you a secret achievement that gets you one. Supposedly, you have to stand near it for a certain amount of time as Heavy, then get Mad Milk'd by a Scout right as the cow moos, then punch the Scout to death within 20 seconds. Details are sketchy, this requires further research. Will-T 17:11, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Will this page remain here after april the 1st?
^Look there^ SlasHDriveR Talk Contribs 12:32, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Viewmodel/Worldmodel?
Do they exist, or is that viewmodel screenshot just a 'shop? Also I can't help but laugh at the guy raging over this "weapon", a few sections up. 404 User Not Found 12:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- Looks like Garry's Mod handposing Balladofwindfishes 13:44, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
All Out
View models, sounds, a strategy page, you put a lot of work into an April fool's joke. Lustacide 18:38, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Maybe if they put in all that hard work they might put it in the game--Waffleman 22:50, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
- I originally concieved the idea for this halfway through March. I tossed a couple of ideas between RJ and Scatty, ranging from an Angry Birds promo hat to a fake patch. Eventually I settled on the idea of using an item already withi the game as a joke weapon, which then led to the Cow. I pitched the idea on the IRC to mixed receptions, though it was only until Pilk gave support that I decided to do this. I came up with the stats myself (though I had no idea they were balanced!) and constructed the article in my namespace. Getting the pictures was difficult but a little Gmod goes a long way. Everything that happened after I moved the page to the main namespace I had nothing to do with but I completely love. --Focusknock 22:59, 1 April 2011 (UTC)
Thats pretty awesome can I see the fake Angry Birds hats. --Waffleman 00:47, 2 April 2011 (UTC)
- I never got round to modelling them, but it would be something simple like a round Angry Bird covering the entire head, similar to the Horsemann's head.--Focusknock 08:49, 2 April 2011 (UTC)
Moo
And here I was hoping it was real. Looks like I fell for it :V I tried to craft it. You guys put a lot of effort into this - enough that it looked like it was a real weapon. I can totally see Valve putting this in. Now I REALLY want them to put it in. Who doesn't want to go around bashing people to death with a cardboard cutout of a cow? Come on, Valve, make this a weapon. You know you want to. --Trogdorbad 02:20, 2 April 2011 (UTC)
- I can see the Cow having critical hits on any enemy that is covered in Mad Milk.
Biz 02:04, 4 April 2011 (UTC)
Stats
Why bleeding + Mad Milk effect for a bit slower movement? Valve would nerf that :P --SandeProElite 09:59, 2 April 2011 (UTC)
Maybe a slower swing rate and lower attack, make it a more effect-focussed item? Dark Pyro 18:32, 2 April 2011 (UTC)
Weapon Demonstration
This would be a great Weapon Demonstration video. Someone should do it.--Magnum Force-Enforcer 18:46, 5 March 2012 (PST)
