User:Texaneer

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Hey look, buddy. I'm an Texaneer — that means I'm engineer. — Texaneer

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Bio

Name: Mike Location of origin: "Tiny itty-bitty country of madness(Read:Poland) Job: Weapon merchant Motto: "Like to make stuff" Emblems: 50px  50px Description: A devious artist and Youtuber, engineer named Texaneer joined here to this wiki to translate and correct some polish pages. As usual he's bored so he puts random "SUPER SECRIT GUNZ!!!" here for no reason."Maybe I'll submit one of them to Advanced Weaponiser or Randomizer..."- he said. The reason is as unknown as Pyro's true face. ... But he's too lazy to do something.

Equipement

• Headwear – Texas Ten Gallon: A headwear item for the Engineer.
• Misc – Deus Specs: A miscellaneous item for the Engineer.
• Primary – Widowmaker: On hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo, No reload necessary, Per Shot: -30 metal,Uses metal as ammo.
• Melee - Gunslinger: Replaces standard Sentry Gun with Combat Mini-Sentry Gun, Increases maximum health by 25 points, Guarantees a Critical hit on a third consecutive punch, No random Critical hits.

Valve weapons that needs to be changed

Because we all know that some pisses us off or they are too weak, bad etc.

Hurr
Class	Weapon	Current	Changes	Reason
Scout	Primary Force-A-Nature	+20% bullet per pellet  -10% damage penalty	No bullet bonus  -15% damage penalty	Because this weapon annoys everyone due to it's overpowerness
	Primary Soda Popper	Normal damage  Requires 13 seconds of running or jumping to gain mini-crits	-15% damage penalty  Requires 17 seconds of running to gain mini-crits	Because this weapon is badly unbalanced and overpowerded.
	Secondary Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	Wearer never takes damage from falling  50% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	Wearer takes damage from falling  +50% fall damage resistance on wearer  25% fire damage vulnerability on wearer	Seriously? When I'm burning these scouts with this pistol, It's ok. But when I'am a scout then I have no chance to survive. Valve, be serious. Oh yes, and replace no fall damage with 50% fall damage resistance for balance.
	Melee Fan O'War	-90% damage penalty	-70% damage penalty  This weapon deals no critical damage to marked players	Because it's underpowerded
Soldier	Secondary Reserve Shooter	+15% faster weapon switch  Normal damage	+30% faster weapon switch  -25% damage penalty	Because it still changes weapons with normal rate, also it should deal less damage, because it will make overpowerded pyro combo set.
Pyro	Primary All of flamethrowers	+10% damage bonus(hidden)	No damage bonus(hidden)	Valve love to screw up stuff, and did you know that Gaben is a <static noises> brony?
	Primary Backburner	Random crits enabled  Deflected projectiles are mini-critical	Random crits disabled  Deflected projectiles are fully critical	From the beginning it was overpowerded, lack of bonus damage and random crits will work, also there should be something more for compression blast like full crits instead of mini-crits, if it cost so much.
	Primary Phlogistinator	-10% damage penalty  Mmmph leasts for 10 seconds  Can be crit boosted	-20% damage penalty  Mmmph leasts for 8 seconds  Cannot be crit boosted(except mmmpfh)	Because you will die in 10 seconds when opponent use crit boost. For short, it's OP.
Demoman	Primary Loch-n-Load	Single reload  Normal reload speed	Clip based reload  Reloads slowly, if one shot is unused before reloading, it is lost	Reload animation is completely illogical, loading bombs to invisible barrel? It should reload like FaN, also it's doublebarreled.
	Melee Eyelander/HHHH/Nessie's nine iron	Unusual quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Every kill collects head wich increases max health and move speed  Haunted quality(Horseless Headless Horseman Headtaker)	Because it's confusing for new players that they will understand it as bad weapon. Description is not enough otherwise. By the way, I don't see anything unusual in remodeled halloween eyelander
Heavy	Primary Natascha	-25% damage penalty  30% longer spin up time	-15% damage penalty  25% longer spin up time	Because this weapon is too weak, and it should compete with tomislav.
	Primary Tomislav	+10% faster barrel spin up	+35% faster barrel spin up	It's screwed up
	Melee Gloves of Running Urgently	User takes mini-crits while active and for 3 seconds after switching away  No self damage	User doesn't take mini-crits while active  -6 health drained per second while active	Same like above. Screwed up.
Medic	Secondary Quick Fix	Can't overheal	Can overheal, will overheal olny 50% of regular overheal	Because lack of overheal difficults keeping patient alive.