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{{Quotation|Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2|I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought.}} | {{Quotation|Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2|I would be spending a lot more time doing something important. Scary thought.}} | ||
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| + | | weapon-slot = PDA3 | ||
| + | | used-by = Everyone :( | ||
| + | | availability = Promotional | ||
| + | | ammo-loaded = 23 | ||
| + | | ammo-carried = 16 | ||
| + | | reload = Double | ||
| + | | display-loadout-stats = no | ||
| + | | quality = Unique | ||
| + | | level-and-type = Level 62 Editor | ||
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| + | '''Focusknock''', as the name implies, is nobody that you know of. | ||
| − | + | A [[Help:Group rights#Content Moderators|moderator]] of the Official Team Fortress wiki, he is the self appointed <del>Heavy</del> Weapons Guy. | |
| − | + | Notable achievements include writing the critically acclaimed [[Help:Style guide/Weapons|weapons style guide]], possessing a [[List of Wiki Cap owners|notoriously sparkly thing]], and wringing the neck of every Trivia Executioner in his path. | |
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*'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not? | *'''The Awesome Sniper'''. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not? | ||
*'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab. | *'''Dead Shenanigans'''. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab. | ||
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==I like dese wepons== | ==I like dese wepons== | ||
Revision as of 18:32, 12 November 2010
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— Focusknock on life without Team Fortress 2
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Template:Weapon infobox Focusknock, as the name implies, is nobody that you know of.
A moderator of the Official Team Fortress wiki, he is the self appointed Heavy Weapons Guy.
Notable achievements include writing the critically acclaimed weapons style guide, possessing a notoriously sparkly thing, and wringing the neck of every Trivia Executioner in his path.
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You may remember me as
- The Bunny Scout. Nothing strikes cold spears of ice into your soul than seeing a Shortstop Scout bearing down on you. Beware the floppy fish.
- The Pothead Soldier. Urgh. This guy just sucks. Look at him. He's using the Buff Banner for crying out loud. Seriously, it's like he hates playing this class. What a freak. Still, he does have a nice Stainless Pot, very fetching.
- That Pyro. Who was that pyro with a white Tyrannus just now? No idea. He wasn't doing anything productive. Move along citizen.
- Just Another Demoknight. Just another Demoknight, wearing Ellis' Hat, working the daily grind.
- Purple Elvis. I do use the Shotgun and Fists sometimes. I also managed to break free of accursed Natascha use. But my main weapon is stunning enemies into silence with my Purple Quiff.
- The Railroad 'Slinger. I don't usually move gear up, despite wearing the Engy Cap. I'm too busy charging into the fight Slinging mah Gunslinger and shooting my Justice.
- Ew gross, a Towering Medic. Good thing he heals everyone though, not like those other stupid Medics.
- The Awesome Sniper. Whoops, did you just die? Yeah that was me, with my Sniper Rifle. Sorry if I coated you in piss too, or took a chunk out of you with my Bushwacka. Still, this deathcam does give you a nice view of my bald head, does it not?
- Dead Shenanigans. Look at me. I'm just a Scout on your team. Look away. Look back. The Pyro is gone. Look away. No enemy in sight. Hear the sound of an unlcoaking Spy. Look back. Nothing. Look away, see a Fedora-topped Spy come shooting at you with the Big Kill. Shoot back. See him run past you. You turn to look. He's gone. Look back, and you're dead, with a knife in your back. Now look at the deathcam. See the spycrab.
I like dese wepons
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This user is a Soldier Hater. "All rockets, no brains, eh mate?" |
| DERP | This user has been banned from the Steam Forums. Twice. |
| :) | This user gets other people to do stuff for them. |
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This user cleans the wiki and doesn't afraid of anything. |
| FK | This user will probably arrange their userboxes into their initials later. |
