Expiration Date/ko

Expiration Date
영상 정보
공개일:	June 17, 2014
재생 시간:	14:58

비디오 설명

엔지니어와 메딕이 텔레포터로 실험을 하던 도중에 위험한 새로운 발견을 합니다. 그 와중에, 스카웃은 스파이를 모욕하는 것을 그만두고 민망한 부탁을 합니다. 관리자의 사무직 보조/해결/살인 전문가인 폴링 양이 유죄 시체를 묻으려고 합니다. 그리고 솔저가 새로운 금속 친구를 만듭니다.

영상 대본

[이 길은 팀포트리스2 영상 시리즈에 나왔던 [미트 더 스나이퍼]에 나왔던 도로 길입니다.] 빛이 비추고 있는 플루트 음악은 부드러운 드럼 반주와 함께 생성이 됩니다. 천천히 아래쪽을 보시면 봉크가 황동으로 번창하여 분쇄되는 것을 볼수 있습니다. 갑자기 빵을 실은 빵 트럭은 .] [Cut to a right side view of the van. The camera pans from the rear towards the front while a heavy drum beat plays. The logo is pock-marked with bullet holes and the white paint has been scraped off the sides. The camera continues panning and steadies at the van's open air cab, revealing a sleeping Scout and the Heavy hunched over at the wheel.] [Interior shot of the cab. The windshield has bullet holes on the left and is completely knocked out on the right. The Heavy's bulk is apparent on the left as compared to the Scout's relaxed pose with his feet on the dashboard. Fuzzy dice adorn the rear view mirror. The Heavy continues to drive the van on the right side of the road when the dashboard monitor begins to softly beep.] [Cut to a side view of the right-hand side of the cab. The Heavy looks disapprovingly at the sleeping Scout. He returns his eyes to the road. The dashboard beeps again and the Heavy hits the Scout without taking his glance off of the road. Shaken, the Scout jerks awake.] Scout: 으아 ! 으어 ! 뭐야 ?! 뭐? 오.. [스카웃은 오른쪽 손으로, 모니터 버튼을 누릅니다, 그 비디오는 폴링으로부터 온 것 입니다.] Miss Pauling: 스카웃, 폴링이에요. 제발 서류 가방을 갖고 있다고 말해 줘요. Scout: 예 물론이죠. Miss Pauling: 그리고 당신을 본 사람은 아무도 없고요 ? Scout: 아.. [그는 그의 손을 어깨위로 올린다] 아... 아무도 없다고 할 수는 있겠죠. Miss Pauling: [그녀의 표정이 어둡다] 스카웃, 나 지금 현장에 있어요. Scout: 음, 그것 참 재밌는 이야..ㄱ.. [차의 후면 문이 갑자기 열리면서 솔져가 밖으로 나와서, 그의 오른손으로, 급히 자신의 자리에 있었던 스카웃의 얼굴을 의자로 밀었다. 헤비는 운전 도중에 깜짝놀라서 잠시 휘청거렸습니다. 솔져는 모니터를 보면서 가방을 들었습니다.]] Soldier: [밝은 목소리로] 안녕, 폴링 양! 우린 모두 다 죽여버리고 가방을 탈취해 왔지요! [그의 손에 가방이 들어져있다] Miss Pauling: 모두는 아니죠, 솔져. 여러분은 일곱 명의 목격자를 남겼어요. [한 피를 흘린 남자가 땅에서 도와달라고 손을 위로 뻗는다. 폴링 양은 소음기가 장착된 권총으로 손을 팔을 돌려 그를 총으로 맞춘다. 그의 손은 조각났습니다.] Miss Pauling: [문제가 가득해 보인 얼굴로] 이제 6명이고요. [바위 절벽과 여러 센트리보초가 있는 거리에서 비포장 도로로 이어지는 RED 소유의 건물에 자동차가 들어갑니다. 자동차 위에는 죽은 BLU 군인이 지붕에 매달려 있는 것을 볼 수 있습니다. 자동차가 들어가자, 사막 식물인 선인장과 나무 소품이 튀어올라 이들을 가리고, 커튼 사막배경이 입구를 위장시켜 장소를 은폐시킵니다.] Miss Pauling: [그녀는 모니터에서 얘기를 계속한다.] 이봐요, 그냥 서류 가방이나 안전하게 지키고 있어요, 알았죠? [뒤쪽 자동차 랜턴이 아래로 굴러 떨어져 나간다. 충격으로 인해 뒤쪽에 있던 범퍼가 떨어진다.] Miss Pauling: 다들 즐거운 주말 보내요. [주차장 앞에서 헤비는 자동차를 주차시킵니다. 차가 정지되자 지붕에 있던 죽은 BLU 솔져가 앞으로 슬라이딩합니다. 헤비는 자동차를 P로 맞춰놓고 엔진의 시동을 끕니다.] Soldier: [그의 손은 여전히 스카웃의 얼굴을 덮고있다.] 잘가요, 폴링 양! 난 지금 밴에서 나간다! (폴링 양에게 말합니다) [솔져는 뒤쪽에 있는 금고문쪽으로 들어갑니다. 솔져는 스카웃에 얼굴에 손을 떼자 스카웃은 안심해 합니다. 스카웃은 두 손으로 자신의 모자와 헤드폰을 원래 위치로 다시 조정합니다. 그리고 솔져가 문을 닫습니다.] Scout: 그래, 잘 가. 그러시든지. [배경음악이 사라지고 주변은 조용해 집니다. 스카웃은 눈은 다시 모니터로 향합니다.] Scout: 이봐요, 저기, 폴링 양! 가기전에, 아ㅡ Miss Pauling: 아하 ? [그녀는 죽은 시체들을 정리합니다. 죽은 시체들의 얼굴이 땅에 긁힙니다.] Miss Pauling: [주위가 산만해서] 스카웃? 뭐죠? 말해봐요. Scout: [자신감을 되찾고 말한다.] 당신은 이번 주말에 아마 꽤 바쁘겠죠, 그렇죠? Miss Pauling: [마지막 남은 시체의 몸을 끌어서 옮기는 것을 마칩니다. 그녀서 손에서 먼지를 털고 말합니다] 그런 얘기를 하다니 의외군요. 음.. 저는 이번 주말 내내 시체를 묻느라 바쁠 것 같네요. [그녀는 소방도끼를 잡고 카메라 가까이 가서 얘기를 한다] 당신이 감옥에 안 가게끔요. Scout: [미심쩍은듯이] 오 좋..좋아요. 그럼 우리 둘 다 바쁘네요. [Cut to Miss Pauling on the monitor. She looks at him quizzically in silence. He returns the glance awkwardly. Suddenly a siren can be heard in the background with guards shouting. Miss Pauling reacts and turns hurriedly from the camera.] Miss Pauling: Oh! Got to go. [She disappears off-camera. Muffled shots can be heard. The monitor buzzes off. Cut back to the Scout with a pained expression on his face. Side view of cab with the Scout leaning back resignedly.] Scout: Lot of people busy with busyness. (Note: caption reads "business") [Heavy can be seen in the background, checking the fridge's contents. The Spy walks slowly, passing front of the camera left to right, cigarette in hand.] Spy: [smugly] Asking out that dial tone again, I see. Scout: [sitting up and angrily gesturing] Go to hell, Spy. [He drops his demeanor and looks dejected. He looks down, then chuckles sadly to himself. He gets out of the van. The Heavy takes a drumstick from the fridge and tosses it over his shoulder.] [The camera pans slowly with the Scout walking left to right from the van to the table. A medium tempo jazz instrumental starts with flute, piano, and drums. He tosses the keys in the air and deftly catches them. The Soldier attempts to extricate the BLU Demoman's body from the hood of the van. The RED Demoman takes a quick spin on the Teleporter and disappears. The Heavy manages to find a Sandvich and leans contently on the fridge door and takes a bite.] Scout: [gestures to the table which holds another Teleporter, a loaf of bread, and an astray] Hey, look at all this. What have you two eggheads been workin' on? [The Medic and the Engineer are discussing something, but turn to Scout when he addresses them. The Scout tosses the keys. They both glare at him, ignoring the keys which clatter to the floor.] Scout: Nice catch. [The Engineer turns to the Medic. He turns to address the Scout while the Medic steps back.] Engineer: Yeah. Listen now... We've been running some experiments on the Teleporter. (note: the captions read "Listen. Ah..." [The Engineer gestures with his head to the Teleporter. The Soldier wanders over, interested. The Heavy remains at the fridge door, eating his Sandvich, but observing.] Engineer: Well yeah. Y'all ought to take a look at this. [The flute continues to trill in the background. The Engineer picks up his PDA and activate the Teleporter; it starts whirring into action. The Soldier stands with his arms akimbo. Suddenly, another loaf of bread appears, silently hovering. The Heavy is somewhat intrigued, but the Soldier is utterly amazed, reaching out with both hands to grab the loaf. The Scout, however, is unimpressed.] Scout: [disinterestedly while the background drum beats a steady tattoo] Wow. You can teleport bread. That is. Big news. Um. Is the Demo back with the beer yet? Cause I... [He turns back while the Medic breaks open the loaf with a sickening crunch. The interior of the loaf contains pulsating green lumps and teeth. The Engineer winces while the Scout yelps and throws his hands in the air. The background music stops] Scout: Whoa! What the hell is that?! Medic: [cheerily, gesturing slightly with a half of the throbbing loaf] Tumors! [Cut to the Heavy. He suddenly looks concerned and stops eating his Sandvich. He eyes it worriedly.] Engineer: [adjusting his helmet] Y'all know what this means right? [The Soldier suddenly grabs the Scout by the neck and slams him onto the table.] Soldier: Ahhh! We cannot teleport bread anymore! [He nearly chokes the Scout and raises a hand as if to punch his face. The Heavy still leans nonchalantly on the fridge door. The Engineer intervenes raising his hands.] Engineer: Whoa! Whoa... Not exactly, Soldier. [he places his hand on the Soldier's back and smiles] You teleport as much bread as you like. [His smiles fades and removes his helmet. Ominous sounding strings start up. The Heavy looks at his Sandvich, sniffs it, shrugs, and continues eating.] Engineer: That goes for all of ya. If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before ya...Well. Died. Now would be a...good time. [Suddenly, the Spy's voice is heard. The Engineer turns. Cut to the Spy, languidly brandishing a cigarette from its case] Spy: How long before these...tumors kill us? Medic: Vell, let's see. [he gestures, thinking out loud.] Ve all use the teleporter, let's say six times a day... [Cut to the rest of the team, Scout is still rubbing his sore neck, the Soldier stands stoically, the Heavy still leans on the fridge door, Sandvich now half-eaten, and the Engineer replaces his helmet, backwards as usual. Cut back to the Medic] Medic: Times four years. Minus...ve're not bread. Hmm. [He turns abruptly. The Spy is startled] Medic: Three days. Yes. [The strings rise to a crescendo while the camera dramatically zooms to the Medic's face. Deep chimes accent the moment] Medic: We all have three days to live. [The strings slow then stop. Cut back to the team. The Scout and Heavy look worried while the Engineer looks down at the floor. The Soldier, confused, counts off: one, two...] Demoman: Whooooooooo!! Woooooo!! [He appears in a flash from the idle Teleporter. He triumphantly celebrates his arrival with a crate of beer with limes wedged in the necks, his grenades on his vest removed to carry bottles. As his wobbles precariously on the Teleporter as it slows down, we can see that he is also festively clad in a sombrero and novelty Margarita shaped sunglasses while also carrying another beer] Demoman: Woo. [he looks around at their faces] What? [Expiration Date Title Card] [RED BASE: 70 HOURS TIL DEATH Cut to the RED BREAD building. It is now knight and a lone Level 1 Sentry guards the entrance. A march-like drum beat plays] [Cut to a closeup of a poker table. A cigar smolders in the ashtray while the Spy unceremoniously drops a metal pail. It is filled with note cards. A literal bucket list.] Spy: This is a bucket. [Cut to a side shot of the mercenaries at the poker table. Everyone is wearing an unusual watch with a large digital display. The Soldier examines the bucket.] Soldier: Dear God.Spy: There's more. Soldier: [astonished] No!Spy: [ignoring him] It contains the dying wish of every man here. [turns] Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish? [The screen then cuts to a text with the Team Fortress 2: Free to Play logo with the text "www.teamfortress.com". The screen soon blacks out]

Transcript

줄거리

As the mercenaries return from a mission to capture a briefcase, Miss Pauling calls them to ask how the mission went. She is slightly irritated that they left witnesses that she has to take care of for them. Scout tries to talk to her, but he is unable to think of anything to say to her.

When they arrive back at the base, they hear bad news from Engineer and Medic: the bread that they have experimented on has developed large green tumors, leading them to conclude that they will die. The Medic estimates that each team member has about three days left to live. Engineer provides each team member with a wrist watch that will count down to the time of the mercenaries' demises.

In face of this news, Spy decides to collect a bucket list in a literal bucket. Spy delegated the task of collecting wishes to Scout, who has filled it with drawings of the Spy being hit by a car and having a romantic relationship with the Eiffel Tower. Spy remarks that his time has been wasted, and angrily bids the team farewell.

Afterwards, Scout comes to Spy's room to apologize and seek his help. He confides that he did have a real wish for the bucket list: a date with Miss Pauling. Scout admits to Spy that while he himself is good with girls, he is vastly outclassed by Spy when it comes to ladies.

Spy agrees to coach Scout in how to behave around a lady. While Scout shows some progress, Spy ultimately declares Scout a failure.

With little time left on his death watch, Scout decides to take things into his own hands. He calls Miss Pauling to the base by pressing the alarm button for the briefcase being stolen. She hurriedly arrives on the scene, but is infuriated upon learning that the briefcase is actually secure.

Meanwhile, Medic and Engineer have come to the conclusion that the growths in the bread are, in fact, not tumors at all, but a self-aware organism that can only spread in pure wheat. They inform the team that they are fine as long as no more bread has been teleported; Soldier then announces that he has been doing just that for the past three days.

Upset at Scout for wasting her “one day off a year”, Miss Pauling begins to leave. As Scout attempts to get her to stay, they are confronted by a giant bread monster. A fight breaks out, with the mercenaries rushing to their aid. One of the Medic's pet doves ends up eaten by the monster, followed by the Soldier.

During the fight, Miss Pauling attempts to blow up the monster by using a Payload cart, strapping the Scout's death watch to it to serve as a timer. As Scout attempts to help her, she and Scout end up trapped on the wrong side of the blast doors as the bomb is about to blow up. The two notice that the dove that the monster ate is flying harmlessly out of the mouth of the monster. They wordlessly agree to jump into the mouth of the monster.

Stunned by the blast, Miss Pauling and Scout painfully but quickly recover inside the bread monster. Once she recovers, Miss Pauling admits that the experience was fun. Scout tells her about the death prognosis just as the two are helped out of the remains of the bread monster. They are informed of the fact that only bread mutates and that they will all be fine.

The story ends with Scout trying to get another date, but Miss Pauling having to decline due to already having spent her one day of vacation this year. She does, however, offer Scout to come along at work, though he declines each task Pauling lists until she comes to the task of punishing the one who pulled the briefcase alarm.

주석

• The title card displays "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" on the bottom right corner, a recurring joke throughout the "Meet the Team" videos.
• Ashly Burch, the voice of Miss Pauling, also helped write some of the short.
• Nolan North voices the Engineer's new lines, as the original voice actor, Grant Goodeve, was unavailable.
• The BLU Soldier is missing from the roof of the van during the opening scene, and only appears once the van approaches the base.
• At 11:59 the Sniper Rifle uses the same firing sound as the AWPer Hand instead of its default firing sound.
• The team responsible for the 2013 Best Overall Saxxy award-winning short, Lil' Guardian Pyro, helped animate a small section of Expiration Date.^{[증거 필요]}
• The location of the RED Base is in an edited version of the map Hydro.
• When learning to dance, the Scout first performs the dance move from Tom Jones' song "It's Not Unusual".
• The Scout line, "Classic Scout", was improvised by voice actor Nathan Vetterlein as detailed in his Twitch Stream.^{[증거 필요]}
• Nathan Vetterlein said he worked very closely with Ashly Burch during the short's creation.^{[증거 필요]}
• At 14:42 the Pyro is seen playing with a miniature Monster Bread as if it was a puppy, most likely due to his Pyroland hallucinations showing it as such .
• The RED Bread van's hood ornament reads 'Sword'. This is a reference to the "Sword Van" comic from KC Green's "Custom Comix".
• This is the first Valve-made TF2 short to feature Miss Pauling, and the second to feature characters apart from the RED and BLU team (the first being the Second Annual Saxxy Awards trailer.)
• At 0:52, the "1" on the van's number panel is visibly worn out. This is a reference to "Meet the Spy".
• At 4:16, the Sniper's watch floats in front of his waist instead of being strapped to his left wrist. This is most likely a mistake in model posing.