User:RocketJumpingOtter/TSL

Train God

After Control Point is captured

"Train rain" "Train rain!" "Oh yeah, train rain!" "Raining trains!" "Behold, train rain!" "Train rain!" "Train rain!" "Train rain!" "Train rain!" "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my TRAIN RAIN!" "Train Rain!" "Pain rain train pain rain!" "Train rain pain at the train rain pain station!" "Somebody move those trains!" "Choo-Choo!" "Train rain and me going to beat your ass!"

Introducing Choo-Choo the Train Shark

"For the Train God sent only begotten son, to KILL YOU ALL!" "Choo-Choo the Train Shark!" "Who decided to turn a train into a shark? Give that man a medal!"

Introducing Pastor Kilgore

"Behold, my greatest creation!" "KILGORE!"

Introducing Lucy in the Sky With Lasers

"Oh, she's a maneater! Well, a man-vaporiser, but, you know, the semantics." "Lucy in the Sky with Lasers!"

Releasing all minions

"Go my minions, slay them all!" "Send in everything!"

After 100 enviromental deaths

"I don't know wether you guys are really good or really bad." "A worthy sacrifice... now DIE!" "Fresh souls for the Train God [laughter]" "A worthy sacrifice... Just kidding! Die!"

Raining tiny trains

"Teeny tiny trains!"

Large train

"Look towards the sky, for my greatest creation!" "We had to cut back on trains, so I got you this one big one. How do you like it?"

When a train hits a player

"Boosh!" "Boosh!" "Choo-Choo, motherfucker!" "Train, uh..." "How do you like this train?" "I'm the conductor of the poop train!"

Choo-Choo the Train Shark

Summoned

"What is up bitches?" "What is up everybody? Oh, it's time!" "Reverend Train Shark is here to eat your babies!"

In field'

"Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, [Imitating Jaws theme], chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga." "I shoot rockets from my forehead, you really think you're going to survive this?" "I would eat you but I'm trying not to get so much fat in my diet." "I'm shooting train rockets out of my forehead, do you really think I give a fuck about what you're trying to do right now?" "I shoot rockets from my forehead, you really think you're going to survive this?" "[Laughter] Oh yeah, gonna eat you." "Why didn't I get a freakin' laser beam on my head? What makes them so special that they get laser beams, and I didn't get one?" "I'm a train shark! I'm a train shark! Suck my dick, I'm a train shark!" "Hey come here. Come here. Hold still for a second, comeon. Comeon. Come here." "Train shark ain't got no power steerin', bitch!" "[Monotone] I AM A NICE TRAIN SHARK, NOT A MINDLESS EATING MACHINE. IF I AM TO CHANGE THIS IMAGE, I MUST FIRST CHANGE MYSELF. PLAYERS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD." "Every week is shark week when I'm around!" "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." "I am starving to death. I am literally dying from hunger." "If I do not eat someone soon, I am going to die, It is going to be your fault." "Come here. Get back here. Get back here and get in my mouth right now." "Sometimes when I get mad I shoot rockets out of my face. I am really pissed of right now." "Ok, everybody calm down. Sit down, sit on the control point, whatever you have to do. Just stand still and let me eat you." "I am going to shoot you with a train rocket so you explode into nice bite-sized pieces." "I m going to literally make you into poop, I hope you understand that." "Sometimes when I get mad I shoot rockets out of my face. I am really pissed of right now." "Sometimes when I get mad I shoot rockets out of my face. I am really pissed of right now." "Sometimes when I get mad I shoot rockets out of my face. I am really pissed of right now." "Sometimes when I get mad I shoot rockets out of my face. I am really pissed of right now." "Sometimes when I get mad I shoot rockets out of my face. I am really pissed of right now."