Talk:A Cold Day in Hell

Speculative Trivia

Presently, in the trivia section there is a note stating that The Soldier believes The Pyro is a woman. I feel that this is a mistake made by overlooking the joke on Page 22, where Soldier points to Pyro after honey and mentioning menstruating women, only to tell Pyro to "stop blocking the door," where it is revealed that the plane contains honey. Basically what I'm trying to say is that someone assumed that the Soldier thinks the Pyro is female, and added it to trivia, because they missed the comedic timing of that particular joke. Turboplant (talk) 12:43, 3 April 2014 (PDT)

Exactly. The reader is supposed to believe Soldier thinks Pyro is a woman, until the reader clicks to the next page, where the reader learns that Soldier was noticing honey in the airplane.--  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   03:25, 5 April 2014 (PDT)

Here it is

--PyroGothNerd (talk) 12:44, 8 April 2014 (PDT)

TFC characters

Could/should someone put which TFC character is which in the trivia? Perhaps in order from left to right? GamerAddict7796 (talk) 08:35, 5 April 2014 (PDT)

It leaves the fun out of guessing who is who, but this is a wiki after all.--  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   14:46, 5 April 2014 (PDT)

I have a little chart thing I made, but I don't know how to upload it to this wiki...can someone message me so I could add it? --PyroGothNerd (talk) 18:58, 7 April 2014 (PDT)

Click "upload file" in the toolbox to your left, under the wiki logo.--  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   10:59, 8 April 2014 (PDT)

THANKS!!! --PyroGothNerd (talk) 12:39, 8 April 2014 (PDT) I put it here, since I don't know where the best place to put it would be. --PyroGothNerd (talk) 12:45, 8 April 2014 (PDT) Added the image to the trivia section. --PyroGothNerd (talk) 06:28, 9 April 2014 (PDT)

Nice, looks great. Glad it worked out. --  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   05:49, 13 April 2014 (PDT)

Shortened synopsis

Hello. I am new here. I don't intend to edit here much, but it annoys me that the synopsis for this comic is longer than a King James bible written in morse code, so I wrote a shorter synopsis. Maybe it needs to be edited for mistakes, etc., that's why I'm posting it on the talk page instead of directly on the page. If nobody else will, I might write a shorter synopsis of Unhappy Returns too.

Synopsis

While Scout, Soldier and Pyro arrive in the Siberian mountains, Heavy's known location, Charles Darling negotiates with Saxton Hale in Darling's estate that he will get Hale Mann Co. back in return for Hale to get him a large amount of Australium. Back in the mountains, after the three acquire apparel to stay warm in, they are attacked by three bears. Soldier undresses, covers himself in honey, and the three defeat the bears. Heavy then shows up shortly before the mother of the three dead cubs; Heavy kills the mother bear and takes Scout, Soldier and Pyro to his home.

In the Teufort library, while Mayor Mike is reading about Teufort's history, Gray Mann shows up to find the 1850 census records. He is angered to find that Miss Pauling and mercenaries have burnt them to cover up their tracks.

Scout, Soldier and Pyro eat and rest at Heavy's home. Heavy's sister Zhanna, who claims not to have seen a man for 20 years, offers sex to Scout, but Scout rejects her in favor of Miss Pauling. Zhanna instead goes to Soldier, who accepts her advances. Meanwhile, Heavy's two other sisters Yana and Bronislava show up in the cabin after hunting a bear. Scout requests Heavy to return to his mercenary job, but he declines, stating he must stay to protect his family. Bronislava tells him they cannot stand living in the cabin any longer, after being hidden for many years. Furthermore, they kept it secret to Heavy that they fought off KGB agents that found them, to not worry him while he was in America. Heavy only asks if they made the agents suffer; when he gets their confirmation, he finally agrees to return to his old job and let his family leave Siberia. Heavy's mother thinks they are leaving without her, but Heavy decides that his mother will come with them. The two embrace.

At Gray Mann's headquarters, the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic, now working for Gray, tells him he found the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries three weeks ago. After summoning his teammates, missing their medic, he tells Gray their reason for not attacking the Team Fortress 2 mercenaries was to track them to get the Administrator's location. The Medic from Team Fortress 2 then appears; he has double-crossed his teammates in order to see the effects of his experiments on them. Meanwhile, Miss Pauling, Demoman and Spy arrive in Australia to find Sniper. A sniper reticle is seen aimed at Miss Pauling.

--Old martins (talk) 09:55, 7 April 2014 (PDT)

I have to agree that the length of the current summary is a great pain. Your synopsis leaves out a few key ideas, but synopsis are meant to be breif. I'll leave this decision to more experienced users. Also, Medic is a huge traitor to his old team.--  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   10:07, 7 April 2014 (PDT)

Or is he? What is he up to with those baboon uteruses? >:) Oh the mysteries.... --PyroGothNerd (talk) 18:59, 7 April 2014 (PDT)

I was the writer of the full synopsis, but yeah. Even I think it was a bit too long. Maybe we can find some structurally superfluous details to remove. Engineer, get over here. --DarkStarDestroyer (talk) 06:02, 11 April 2014 (PDT)

Error in Trivia

The heavy said killing the bear was not planned, because IT WAS NOT PLANNED. He was saving the pyro, soldier, and scout. No error there.Rockintyler8 (talk) 23:51, 10 April 2014 (PDT)

The error is that the Heavy said "It was WAS not planned". Error? I think yes. User:ClockworkSpirit2343/TalkSignature. April 11, 2014.

Here it is.

File:Heavy was was error.JPG

Heavy's "was was" error.

--  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   06:02, 13 April 2014 (PDT)

TFC Demo

Should we add that the TFC demos name is Greg to that page? Minecraftmann (talk) 12:33, 11 April 2014 (PDT)

Nah, but you can stuff it deep inside the Trivia fodder on TFC's Demoman's page. It's not exactly front-page material as names like Tavish Degroot or Mr. Mundy are. --  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   05:57, 13 April 2014 (PDT)

My bad, it's already there. --  Heeeeyyyy, everybody! It's Meester Tweester!   05:57, 13 April 2014 (PDT)

Trivia (maybe?)

On page 34, the Scout, Soldier, and Pyro's "Steam Avatars" appears to be their respective poster merchandises.--Blarpbarp (talk) 22:31, 24 October 2014 (PDT)

Scout's Hair Color

While it's possible Scout's hair darkened from aging, I don't think he necessarily dyes it. It could just appear more blonde due to the golden light streaming through the window. Medacris (talk) 04:11, 22 September 2015 (PDT)