User:Mortis

Greetings

Hello, My name is Mortis. I am a regular TF2 player, and I hope to be a very supportive, and helpful part of the community during my time here at the TF2 wiki. Mortis 01:34, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Team Fortress 2 Rules

Team Fortress 2 is my game, so I decide it's rules. These are the laws that are true and undivided, I don't care who you are or what you stand for, THESE ARE LAW:

1. Team Fortress 2 is not a dress up game. I don't give a shit how many pointless hats you have, you are never better than me. 2. If you see me, and I'm am an Admin on the server, you do what I fucking say, or it's a ban. Period. 3. If you whine about spawn camping you are a dumbass, because you are complaining that you cannot kill the idiot that is pitching a tent. 4. I don't care how many lucky Crockets you get, I'm a better Soldier than you. 5. Taunting after every kill makes you a retard. 6. Saying the word "pwned" makes you a fucking hillbilly retard. 7. Bragging about every single kill you make is stupid and so are you. But then again, you should brag, you only get like, three kills PER match. 8. If you see me at the top of the scoreboard, and you call me out for sucking at TF2, you are a fucking idiot. 9. When I say I don't like you, fuck off and leave the server I'm on. 10. Do not send me random friend invites, I report everyone that does that straight to Valve. So far I've had 11 steam accounts banned permanently for harassment.

This user has earned 368 of the 520 TF2 achievements. That's 71%!	This user drinks too much Coca-Cola.
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This user owns the Cheater's Lament.